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By Robert on December 24, 2016 2:00 PM | 5 Comments

Donald Trump and his doctor claim he’s 6-foot-3, but his New York driver’s license says he’s actually an inch shorter.

Trump's driver's license casts doubt on height claims - POLITICO


Happy Festivus cucks. :lol:

 

[DaSleeper]

Everything shrinks as you get older....:lol:

 

[Murphy]

I think that should be enough to have him impeached. Lying on his job application and all.

 

[Angstrom]

:laughing3:

 

[Ludlow]

Who gives a shyt how tall the fukker is. You gonna tell us the length of his schlong Locust ? I'm sure you would know. .

 

[Murphy]

Many people care now.

Let's start with the television people. And his tailor. Whoever paints his presidential portrait. The people that remodel his living quarters.

Peter Yarrow and Paul Stookey do, but not Mary Travers. She died in 2009, out of spite, after her spiritual medium told her that the Donald would run for president in 2016.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6x3mRbZo3k

 

[Danbones]

if he gets any taller
it will give a whole new meaning to ceiling wacks

 

[Ludlow]

With the kind of money Troomp has you think he'd get that new hair transplant in lieu of the big Ern comb over.

 

[Remington1]

Everything shrinks as you get older....:lol:

Except your nose and ears!, if your male!!

 

[Liberalman]

Trump does have short fingers

 

[Ludlow]

Trump does have short fingers

Is that the first thing you noticed?.

 

[Curious Cdn]

Is that the first thing you noticed?.

I noticed that cavernous, big mouth of his that you can drive a Mac truck into.

 

[Ludlow]

I noticed that cavernous, big mouth of his that you can drive a Mac truck into.

Here's the deal man when Troomp smiles he looks just like Stan Laurel.