OK, we've seen the ruckus a couple of vets with semi-autos can cause. You think that's scary? Try this on for size. . .
Engineers.
OK, now everybody with a brain is as scared as I am. But it's OK, I have a solution.
We need to act NOW, encouraging good-looking young folks at college campuses and singles bars all over the US of A to start f*cking the brains out of the engineering students and engineers every. . . single. . . night. Keep 'em sexually satisfied, and there's a pretty good chance they won't go off.
So forget the jocks and the beautiful people. You NEED to start f*cking the engineers. It's your patriotic duty.
Engineers.
OK, now everybody with a brain is as scared as I am. But it's OK, I have a solution.
We need to act NOW, encouraging good-looking young folks at college campuses and singles bars all over the US of A to start f*cking the brains out of the engineering students and engineers every. . . single. . . night. Keep 'em sexually satisfied, and there's a pretty good chance they won't go off.
So forget the jocks and the beautiful people. You NEED to start f*cking the engineers. It's your patriotic duty.
