It's like watching a robot malfunction.
Sarah Palin ‘Rambles Incoherently’ – GOP Crowd Stunned, Democrats Give Thanks
And, that’s where it gets interesting. The teleprompter froze!
Now, Sarah was supposed to be giving a long speech. Unless you really know your stuff, a teleprompter or copious notes are invaluable. The good(?) news is that she brought along a whole binder of notes. The bad(?) news is that there didn’t seem to be any coherent organization to them. Add to that the fact that she may well have been a bit unnerved by the situation. Nervous people tend to talk faster and as one reporter wrote, she delivered “an entire speech in one incredibly long run-on sentence”
Here are a few of her more interesting mouth droppings.
“The man can only ride you when your back is bent. So strengthen it! Then the man can’t ride you. America won’t get taken for a ride, because so much is at stake.
On Obamacare:
“What will they do to stop causing our pain, and start feeling it again? Well, in other words, um – Is Hillary a New Democrat or an old one?
On “American Sniper”:
“Screw the left in Hollywood!”
On Hillary:
“Now I’m ready for Hillary Are you? Are you coming?”
“Now the press asks, the press asks, “Can anyone stop Hillary?” Again, this is to forego a conclusion, right? It’s to scare us off, to convince us that – a pantsuit can crush patriots?”
On 2016:
“Knowing what the media will do throughout 2016 to all of us, it’s going to take more than a village to beat Hillary…We the people, we realize that this is war, as I say, it is war for the solvency, the sovereignty of the United States of America. And we don’t sit on our thumbs this next time when one of our own is being crucified and falsely accused of whatever the hip activation of the day happens to be, right? Racism, sexism, whatever. Really, it’s kind of Orwellian observing how that works, that rule of Saul Alinsky’s I suppose, that the left employs. Disgusting charges from the left. You know, reverse them. It is they who point a finger who don’t realize they have triple that number of fingers pointing right back at them, revealing that they are the ones who really discriminate and divide.”
Of course, she also took some time to whine that the “Lame Stream Media” was trying to crucify her because of that fun photo she was in.
(Maybe she’s just trying to figure out what the missing letter is.)
She also said they were nailing her to the cross over letting her son stand on their dog:
“They’re howling through the press, you know, ‘cruelty to animals, Sarah Palin. Which surprised me considering what it does that Joni does to those poor defenseless really great tasting Iowa hogs.”
After the speech, Real Clear Politics’ Scott Conroy tweeted:
“I don’t say this lightly. This is the strangest speech I’ve ever seen Sarah Palin deliver.”
Bob Schooley had this to say:
“Sarah Palin is now the rodeo clown sent out to get the crowd riled and make the real cowboys look better in comparison.
This one’s my favorite. It’s from The Guardian’s Jon Swaine:
“Following Palin, Rick Perry sounds like Pericles”
Democratic National Committee Communications Director Mo Elleithee was quite succinct:
“Thank you!”
Sarah Palin 'Rambles Incoherently' - GOP Crowd Stunned, Democrats Give Thanks
Sarah Palin ‘Rambles Incoherently’ – GOP Crowd Stunned, Democrats Give Thanks
And, that’s where it gets interesting. The teleprompter froze!
Now, Sarah was supposed to be giving a long speech. Unless you really know your stuff, a teleprompter or copious notes are invaluable. The good(?) news is that she brought along a whole binder of notes. The bad(?) news is that there didn’t seem to be any coherent organization to them. Add to that the fact that she may well have been a bit unnerved by the situation. Nervous people tend to talk faster and as one reporter wrote, she delivered “an entire speech in one incredibly long run-on sentence”
Here are a few of her more interesting mouth droppings.
“The man can only ride you when your back is bent. So strengthen it! Then the man can’t ride you. America won’t get taken for a ride, because so much is at stake.
On Obamacare:
“What will they do to stop causing our pain, and start feeling it again? Well, in other words, um – Is Hillary a New Democrat or an old one?
On “American Sniper”:
“Screw the left in Hollywood!”
On Hillary:
“Now I’m ready for Hillary Are you? Are you coming?”
“Now the press asks, the press asks, “Can anyone stop Hillary?” Again, this is to forego a conclusion, right? It’s to scare us off, to convince us that – a pantsuit can crush patriots?”
On 2016:
“Knowing what the media will do throughout 2016 to all of us, it’s going to take more than a village to beat Hillary…We the people, we realize that this is war, as I say, it is war for the solvency, the sovereignty of the United States of America. And we don’t sit on our thumbs this next time when one of our own is being crucified and falsely accused of whatever the hip activation of the day happens to be, right? Racism, sexism, whatever. Really, it’s kind of Orwellian observing how that works, that rule of Saul Alinsky’s I suppose, that the left employs. Disgusting charges from the left. You know, reverse them. It is they who point a finger who don’t realize they have triple that number of fingers pointing right back at them, revealing that they are the ones who really discriminate and divide.”
Of course, she also took some time to whine that the “Lame Stream Media” was trying to crucify her because of that fun photo she was in.
(Maybe she’s just trying to figure out what the missing letter is.)
She also said they were nailing her to the cross over letting her son stand on their dog:
“They’re howling through the press, you know, ‘cruelty to animals, Sarah Palin. Which surprised me considering what it does that Joni does to those poor defenseless really great tasting Iowa hogs.”
After the speech, Real Clear Politics’ Scott Conroy tweeted:
“I don’t say this lightly. This is the strangest speech I’ve ever seen Sarah Palin deliver.”
Bob Schooley had this to say:
“Sarah Palin is now the rodeo clown sent out to get the crowd riled and make the real cowboys look better in comparison.
This one’s my favorite. It’s from The Guardian’s Jon Swaine:
“Following Palin, Rick Perry sounds like Pericles”
Democratic National Committee Communications Director Mo Elleithee was quite succinct:
“Thank you!”
Sarah Palin 'Rambles Incoherently' - GOP Crowd Stunned, Democrats Give Thanks
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