The advancement of fluid containers in the last century

darkbeaver

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My ancestors, as I understand were heavily involved in the developement and subsequent advancement of beer containers. As I set here and marvel at Alexander Kieths aluminum can I think I begin to undrstand my ancestors quest for dominance. Thier cans are beautiful examples of human ingenuity, surely the universe is ours, the drinking is worth it afterall. Canned elevation and expansion and experiance a socializing catalyst, a testament to real Atlantic people. Don't fuk with us, we have already overrun the continent, you lot are going overthere again to save Europe from its due, they could have been overrun a century ago and two world wars wouyld have been avoided,.Three strikes and we're out, fukk em.


With the spun aluminum can you will notice the weight difference right away, and whrereas before you did not have the streanght to hoist the clay pot they advent off lighter material has advantaged you again. You may proceed into a bright future in some new land far away from the european disease. Thank god for the insulation of geography.

Due to prevailing winds we will hardley get any fallout.

I am the founding member of the Quart Can or Death Alliance of Canada our Australain brothers and sisters are helping. Donate today. Where I live you can't get quart bottles anymore. It's like my childhood was eradicated. So I've pledged to get militant in hopes of it's rightfull return.Yes I am a small brewer who specialises in volumn organic batches, made in the original Beaker People way, honey, bees, virgin hops, and clay vessels, the alminium is cheaper to transport and more attracktive for our older customers who may not now be able to hoist a bucket to thier lips, the advent of aluminum has gifted them with a decade or more religious consumption in the persuit of truth.. No you cannot invest with us. The gates have been closed.

The Kieths is just UK2, a very popular brew, the world over, cheap to make works every time, a chemicle success story, among thousands.
 

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You wax poetic about beer but you can't spell worth shyte when you're drinking it... Hahaha! Drink up and be merry my friend for the night is old on your side of the world.
 

darkbeaver

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You wax poetic about beer but you can't spell worth shyte when you're drinking it... Hahaha! Drink up and be merry my friend for the night is old on your side of the world.
But still my messa
ge reached the people who count like you Cliffy. You can translate me easy caNT YOU>? i CAN'T SPELL AT ANY TIME OR PLACE
 

darkbeaver

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I think what I'am trying to say is, fuk Europe let Russia have it.

Birch beer in a birch flask. Those were the days.

Way back when the Gods moved among us, The Holy Times when drink first came among us. Beaker or dead.
The great shift in consciousness occured shortly thereafter, by and by there was space exploration,

In the modern sence of course , the human animals is a space exploring organism. The cosmos is aware of the threat.

We want to avoid arguments with the cosmos, we don't want to become failed stuff # 2634
 

Cliffy

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yeah your damn aluminum cans trash the highways and byways, riverbanks, lakes. Fukk your cans you trash the place
But I know many a retiree who supplement their meager income picking up after the drunks. Without drunks, it would be eat or meds for many. Don't be too hard on them Ludlow. They serve a purpose.
 

darkbeaver

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yeah your damn aluminum cans trash the highways and byways, riverbanks, lakes. Fukk your cans you trash the place
Highways "can" be carved whereever we see the kneed. Your coordinates would be greartly appriciated, it would improve our launch perimeters, you could save lives by preventing the blanket type launch, saturation bombing is really expensive, why don't you phone me?
 

petros

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I think what I'am trying to say is, fuk Europe let Russia have it.



Way back when the Gods moved among us, The Holy Times when drink first came among us. Beaker or dead.
The great shift in consciousness occured shortly thereafter, by and by there was space exploration,

In the modern sence of course , the human animals is a space exploring organism. The cosmos is aware of the threat.

We want to avoid arguments with the cosmos, we don't want to become failed stuff # 2634
The Gospel according to Peter (chalked full of hints far handier hits than that Heloise bitch) says:

Why do you think Christians mix wine with water beyond symbology of male spunk as water and the vino as menstruation creating life?

Beer was doled out to the pyramid builders not as reward but because it was sanitary.

We owe our existence to yeast and carbon.

Amen
 
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Blackleaf

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our Australain brothers and sisters are helping.

I'd say Australians are the brothers and sisters of the British, and both of these two are the cousins of the Canadians, who are slightly more "foreign". As for the Americans, god knows what relation they are to us now. The Fairy Godmother, I suppose. They're completely alien to the Canadians, even more so to the British and Australians.
 

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I'd say Australians are the brothers and sisters of the British, and both of these two are the cousins of the Canadians, who are slightly more "foreign". As for the Americans, god knows what relation they are to us now. The Fairy Godmother, I suppose. They're completely alien to the Canadians, even more so to the British and Australians.

Kiwis and Canadians get along like theives with each other. Aussies are loud and pushy ... more like Americans.
 

Blackleaf

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Kiwis and Canadians get along like theives with each other. Aussies are loud and pushy ... more like Americans.

Culturally, the Australians and New Zealanders are closer to the British than the Canadians are - look at the sports. The most popular sport in Australia is rugby league and in New Zealand it's rugby union, and both also love their cricket - are and all three colonies are closer to the British than the Americans are, who are completely alien to the British, Australians and New Zealanders and, to a much lesser extent, the Canadians, apart from the fact that the Americans almost speak English.

Despite all four colonies - Australia, New Zealand, Canada and America - being the daughter nations of Britain, in a cultural sense the Australians and New Zealanders are the brothers and sisters of the British; the Canadians are the cousins of all three; and America is like a mad, dotty Greek great-aunt of ours whose mannerisms and behaviour completely baffle us.
 

Curious Cdn

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Culturally, the Australians and New Zealanders are closer to the British than the Canadians are - look at the sports. The most popular sport in Australia is rugby league and in New Zealand it's rugby union, and both also love their cricket - are and all three colonies are closer to the British than the Americans are, who are completely alien to the British, Australians and New Zealanders and, to a much lesser extent, the Canadians, apart from the fact that the Americans almost speak English.

Despite all four colonies - Australia, New Zealand, Canada and America - being the daughter nations of Britain, in a cultural sense the Australians and New Zealanders are the brothers and sisters of the British; the Canadians are the cousins of all three; and America is like a mad, dotty Greek great-aunt of ours whose mannerisms and behaviour completely baffle us.

Yes, you are all so easily baffled. All of the smart ones left generations ago.
 

Blackleaf

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In the fact you have to ask....

I'm just asking for the evidence as, I'm sure, there's lots of it and Mr Curious Cdn can therefore easily provide it.

I'd also like Mr Curious Cdn to point out the inaccuracies in my other posts on this thread.