Speaking of the Brexit. . .

[Tecumsehsbones]

It seems that England's soccer team is mighty indeed.

How'dya like that game against Iceland? Pathetic little Iceland, population 330,000. Never been in a Euro or World Cup ever.

Maybe the team heard about the Brexit, and thought it meant exiting Euro 2016. Cuz that's sure as shootin' exactly what they did.

Time to face facts, folks. England couldn't beat St. Catherine's School for Fat, Clumsy Girls.

 

[EagleSmack]

Iceland National Soccer Team is pretty much like a pick-up team at the park.

 

[Tecumsehsbones]

Iceland National Soccer Team is pretty much like a pick-up team at the park.

Which makes them better than England.

After the match, Joe Hart decided not to take the team bus back to the hotel.

He arrived six hours later because he couldn't stop a taxi.

Why is Joe Hart always broke? Cuz he can't save anything.

 

[Danbones]

and how about iceland's economy
kinda makes the Us ( and Adanac lol) look even worse then englands soccer team
that damn mighty 330,000 are really kicking butt eh?
http://www.worldfinance.com/infrast...ing-economy-the-truth-about-icelands-recovery


and there is Obama taking a rickshaw to the stonewall inn

 

[IdRatherBeSkiing]

Did they score any goals on themselves?

 

[Tecumsehsbones]

No, the goals were scored by guys named Siggurdsson and Sigthorsson. You know, men.

Some hair-plugged English punk named Wayne managed to score one.

But, y'know, don't send boys to do a man's job.

 

[IdRatherBeSkiing]

No, the goals were scored by guys named Siggurdsson and Sigthorsson. You know, men.

Some hair-plugged English punk named Wayne managed to score one.

But, y'know, don't send boys to do a man's job.

Well, they should have learned from the women. They would have more success scoring on their own net.

 

[Tecumsehsbones]

Oh, and little Wayne? He scored on a penalty kick.

Engerland's total scoring was one penalty kick against the worst team in Euro 2016.

Well, make that "second-worst team in Euro 2016."

We got a new holder of the title for worst.

Good news is they exited the EU.

 

[Curious Cdn]

Yes, Iceland.

Scrappy, little island nation,

holding their heads proudly high

giving it their all in the Euro Cup to leave their mark on history ....






..and then they lose to Iceland.

 

[pgs]

Oh, and little Wayne? He scored on a penalty kick.

Engerland's total scoring was one penalty kick against the worst team in Euro 2016.

Well, make that "second-worst team in Euro 2016."

We got a new holder of the title for worst.

Good news is they exited the EU.

Hmmmn if Iceland is the worst team in Euro 2016 , how did they get to the Final 16 ?

 

[Curious Cdn]

Hmmmn if Iceland is the worst team in Euro 2016 , how did they get to the Final 16 ?

... and the Welsh, too. There is another team beating the odds.

 

[Tecumsehsbones]

In keeping with their annoying habit of coming up with cutesy portmanteau words, the new drink sensation sweeping England is. . .

VIKUM!

Whether swallowing it like Wayne Rooney or Prince William, having it administered as a suppository like Roy Hodgson or Prince Harry, or just letting it splash all over their faces like Joe Hart or Kate Middleton, the English can't get enough Vikum!

Her Majesty is said to enjoy a pint mixed with salty English tears.

 

[Blackleaf]

Pathetic. England are a much better team than Iceland and yet, for reasons known only to themselves, they played like a pub side last night against a country the size of Leicester. Iceland, though, are very difficult to score against. They like to park the proverbial bus in front of their goal. They beat Austria in the Group Stage and I think France will find it tough against them in the Quarter Final.

Still, I'm glad England are out. I've been put through the wringer during four games they should easily have won and now I can just relax now for the rest of the tournament and look forward to the new league season.

 

[Tecumsehsbones]

Pathetic. England are a much better team than Iceland and yet, for reasons known only to themselves, they played like a pub side last night against a country the size of Leicester. Iceland, though, are very difficult to score against. They like to park the proverbial bus in front of their goal. They beat Austria in the Group Stage and I think France will find it tough against them in the Quarter Final.

Maybe if Engerland didn't suck so bad.

Still, I'm glad England are out. I've been put through the wringer during four games they should easily have won and now I can just relax now for the rest of the tournament and look forward to the new league season.

You should support Iceland since you're their bitch now.


Iceland v. England in six seconds:

 

[Tecumsehsbones]

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I think it's quite funny how the British media are desperately trying to

make people believe Engerland doesn't suck at football after half a century without an international championship.

 

[Blackleaf]

Maybe if Engerland didn't suck so bad.


You should support Iceland since you're their bitch now.


Iceland v. England in six seconds:

I'm not supporting Iceland. I'm an England fan. And I will be even had they just lost against The Dog & Duck.

France should be weary, though. Iceland are not as easy to beat as you're making it out to be. I reckon they just might humiliate the French in the Quarter Final. They play in all-blue like Leicester City, and it wouldn't surprise me if Iceland do a Leicester City (or a Greece - who also play in blue - in Euro 2004) and win the tournament.

 

[Tecumsehsbones]

I'm not supporting Iceland. I'm an England fan. And I will be even had they just lost against The Dog & Duck.

I'm sure they'll lose to The Dog & Duck next. After that, Andy Capp and his mates. After that, a handful of pensioners.

Last time y'all were worth a bucket of warm spit, all the Beatles had hair.

 

[Blackleaf]

I'm sure they'll lose to The Dog & Duck next. After that, Andy Capp and his mates. After that, a handful of pensioners.

Last time y'all were worth a bucket of warm spit, all the Beatles had hair.

They were brilliant during the Euro 2016 qualifiers - played 10, won 10. The only team to qualify with a 100% record.

 

[Tecumsehsbones]

They were brilliant during the Euro 2016 qualifiers - played 10, won 10. The only team to qualify with a 100% record.

Then lost to. . .

Iceland.

It's been fifty years since England last won an international championship. You know why?

Because, like Blackleaf giving his first blowjob, they suck and then they choke.

 

[Blackleaf]

Then lost to. . .

Iceland.

It's been fifty years since England last won an international championship. You know why?

Because, like Blackleaf giving his first blowjob, they suck and then they choke.

I put it mainly down to bad anti-English refereeing decisions.