Let us pray. . .
Our Father, who art in Canton, Halas be Thy Name. Thy Opening Day come, Thy tuck-rule be done, by the defenses as they are by the refs. Give us this day our weekly game, and forgive us our pass interference, as we forgive those who chop-block against us (after assessment of the appropriate penalties). And lead us not into fourth-and-forevers, but deliver us from turnovers. For Thine is the Stadium, and the Field, and the Goalposts forever. Amen.
Tonight, dearly beloved, the mighty Patriots, led by Tom Deflatey and coached by Bill Belicheat, meet the fearsome Steelers, QBed by Ben Rapistberger and coached by Mike TomcheatalittlelessthanBelicheat.
Be there!
Our Father, who art in Canton, Halas be Thy Name. Thy Opening Day come, Thy tuck-rule be done, by the defenses as they are by the refs. Give us this day our weekly game, and forgive us our pass interference, as we forgive those who chop-block against us (after assessment of the appropriate penalties). And lead us not into fourth-and-forevers, but deliver us from turnovers. For Thine is the Stadium, and the Field, and the Goalposts forever. Amen.
Tonight, dearly beloved, the mighty Patriots, led by Tom Deflatey and coached by Bill Belicheat, meet the fearsome Steelers, QBed by Ben Rapistberger and coached by Mike TomcheatalittlelessthanBelicheat.
Be there!