Two weeks til the Rapture

MHz

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I was so hoping this was wiki-leaks exit (bad intel) and OBL's journals coming online 2nd gear should be something else.
 

damngrumpy

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What happens when the rapture doesn't come and they have to explain why?
Oh I forgot there will be another mystery from God right? I love it when these
sad pathetic people put their entire faith into things like this and they have to
home home like monkeys.
 

Cliffy

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THE END has come just about every decade for the past 23 thousand years (that we know of).

We should all organize street parties on that day and wish them Bon Voyage.
 

Dexter Sinister

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How freaked out are you right now?
Not even a little bit. We've been here before. Back in 2008 there was a poster calling himself bigape (I presume it was a guy, I can't imagine a woman calling herself that) who was predicting it for June that year. Doesn't seem to have happened. Some of these people think they can get around the rule that no one will know the day or the hour of Jesus' return by thinking they can get the week or month right, but that doesn't work either. Suppose you think you know the week it'll happen. If it hasn't happened by the end of Friday, then you know it has to happen on Saturday, but that's against the rule, so you can safely conclude it can't happen on the Saturday. But if it hasn't happened by the end of Thursday, then it'll have to be Friday, because you already know it can't be Saturday, but that breaks the rule too, so it can't happen on Friday either. Work that logic back through the days of the week and you'll see that it can't happen at all. That works for any interval of days or hours, if you think you've pinned down a range, you must be wrong.

On the other hand though, if you pick a certain week and it happens on the Wednesday, you'll be surprised, you didn't know it'd happen on that day. Find the flaw in the logic... :)
 

Omicron

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I heard about it.

http://tunes.digitalock.com/Augusts_Rhapsody.mp3 <-- click to play

I also heard the main advocate speaking on the radio with such conviction it breaks my heart to think about how heart broken he will be when it doesn't happen.

Hmm...

Why can't we set it up so business can make money and his heart can be not broken by... by... setting it up so him and his followers feel like it's happened while we knock them out with gas and set them up in an isolated place up north with supplies for them to think they rule in heaven and still have to strive and build a life, and we leave supplies cheaper than the cost of institutionalizing or imprisoning them, and have cameras all over the place, and we sell advertizing to the manufacturers of the supplies we leave conspicuously labeled as we sell it as neuvou reality TV... make it all Canadian brands of supplies.

We can handle that with the space we have in Canada, and will be able to do more-so as the climate warms up, what with our population still educated not yet affected by American style education cuts, although under Harper that could die, which would be ironic given that he came from the province that used to spend the most per-capita on education.

It makes money, and it's not evil. Technically it's a scientific experiment, and in terms of saving them it's no different than hauling people up for thinking suicide... and think how much cheaper it is compared to the cost of normal social supported institutionalization.
 
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Unforgiven

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Screw it! I'm cashing in my chips and going on a bender til the end of days. If that doesn't pan out, big deal at least I went on a bender. All of it someone else's fault.
 

MHz

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I'm not a believer in the pre-trib rapture, when going to meet God everybody goes on the same bus, it leaves at the end of Satan's little season after the 1,000 years.

Isa.51:6
Lift up your eyes to the heavens,
and look upon the earth beneath:
for the heavens shall vanish away like smoke,
and the earth shall wax old like a garment,
and they that dwell therein shall die in like manner:
but my salvation shall be for ever,
and my righteousness shall not be abolished.
 
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petros

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Lift up your eyes to the heavens,
and look upon the earth beneath: for the heavens shall vanish away like smoke,
and the earth shall wax old like a garment,
And get your ass to Peru. All the al Chemists know this already.
 

MHz

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Peru?? Do I get a cup of tea to help me walk up and down all those ridges?? In something totally unrelated did you see the new guidelines for the info you have to supply to get a passport? Where did that travel all 3 Americas with just a drivers go?? Perhaps the Gov will let me import the tea here.
 

Praxius

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You know, someone above almost hit the ball, but the solution to making all these religious goof balls stop with these continuous predictions every couple of years, is just to have a big drunken, drugged up, orgy infested, animal sacrificing good old swearing good time, YEEEE HAAWWWW.....

Every single time.

Because not only will it smash the dreams of some of these people when they realize their God left them below with the satan worshiping sinners..... but those making these predictions will grow to hate having their predictions directly tied to their entire community around them committing more sin then they normally were on a daily basis, not knowing the world was going to end and they're responsible, thus..... God won't like them anymore.

And for the rest of us..... drugs, drink, swearing, orgies, fresh meat for the BBQ made on the spot..... there's something for everyone!
 

MHz

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You know, someone above almost hit the ball, but the solution to making all these religious goof balls stop with these continuous predictions every couple of years, is just to have a big drunken, drugged up, orgy infested, animal sacrificing good old swearing good time, YEEEE HAAWWWW.....

Every single time.
So why do they suddenly get believed (even for a few days) that they know 'where evil is' or whatever the main mantra is. From before the Cold War there were hidden enemies. We might have to learn to live with that if we do not want to start the clean-up at home ourselves.

Because not only will it smash the dreams of some of these people when they realize their God left them below with the satan worshiping sinners..... but those making these predictions will grow to hate having their predictions directly tied to their entire community around them committing more sin then they normally were on a daily basis, not knowing the world was going to end and they're responsible, thus..... God won't like them anymore.

And for the rest of us..... drugs, drink, swearing, orgies, fresh meat for the BBQ made on the spot..... there's something for everyone!

Really, if you aren't around for the time to 'resist' then you can't be in this group. (not that this is the most desired place for everybody.

Re.15:2
And I saw as it were a sea of glass mingled with fire:
and them that had gotten the victory over the beast,
and over his image,
and over his mark,
and over the number of his name,
stand on the sea of glass,
having the harps of God.

The glass could be what is left of Satan's Babylon when fire from Heaven burned it all up in just one hour. Zec.13 and 14 peg the number of believers/survivors at 1/3 of all the living. That number is added to by resurrection of those that should also be alive for the 1,000 year period.


LOL I'm sure that is a daily lifestyle, is your real name Charlie S. ?

Sure there will be those things, at a price. What else should the 2/3 be doing, sitting in the corner weeping, that is not a characteristic of the deluded. Delusion is also curable so things do get better, ..... later. A lot of people need a nap before the new day begins, just sayin ....... not a judgment call just a fact according to the Bible.

Re.22:11
He that is unjust,
let him be unjust still:
and he which is filthy,
let him be filthy still:
and he that is righteous,
let him be righteous still:
and he that is holy,
let him be holy still.