Have we ever faced an enemy more stupid than Muslim terrorists?


Blackleaf
#1
The liquid bomb plotters, and other Islamists, should fill us with no fear, says The Spectator.

They are just stupid halfwits whose bombs often fail to go off...


Have we ever faced an enemy more stupid than Muslim terrorists?


Rod Liddle
Wednesday, 10th September 2008
The Spectator



These narcissistic adolescent halfwits should not fill us with fear, says Rod Liddle. The aircraft plot trial showed yet again that those who wish to murder us with fizzy pop and peroxide are a bunch of cowards



Stupid: The liquid bomb plotters


Isn’t it about time Muslim terrorists rethought their strategy of recording glorious martyrdom videos, in advance of failing to blow anything up? Wouldn’t it be a bit less embarrassing for all concerned? Time after time we see these imbeciles on our television news promising all sorts of mayhem and misery, the righteous and cleansing fires of Allah poured down upon we imperialist decadent kafir scum, ‘body parts’ scattered in the streets, etc. And then they forget to take a cigarette lighter with them to the airport, or the detonator doesn’t work, or they’re arrested buying 5,000 bottles of hydrogen peroxide from the local hairdresser’s shop and thus somehow arousing suspicion (just how blond do you want to be, Mohammed?). Or they can’t find a place to park, or they can’t light the fuse in their shoe, or they suddenly get the heeby-jeebies on a bus and run away.

Have we ever, as a nation, faced an enemy more cowardly or more intellectually challenged? At least the IRA had a soupçon of strategic vision and had the good taste and sense not to brag about their atrocities in advance, on film — they just bragged about them afterwards, with the vague intimation of an apology. Also, they knew how to work explosives, how to make them go bang and kill innocent people — so credit where it’s due.

And for all their forlorn hopelessness, it was at least touch and go with the poor Argies for a while, up on Goose Green. But this lot, our current tormentors, the people charged with the task of dragging us to the abyss? If the whacko evangelical Christians and Muslims are correct and there really will be a final bloody conflagration at a place called Armageddon — well, hell, at least it will be brief, with not too many injured on our side. I mean, who would you want as allies, fighting for you, on this terrible day of judgment — al-Qa’eda’s collection of narcissistic adolescent halfwits, or the Israeli army?

‘Don’t mess with the Muslims’ was the vainglorious coda to the bloodthirsty video message recorded by the quarterwit Tanvir Hussain shortly before he was arrested for his part in planning to detonate explosives on board an aeroplane, all of which you may have read about in your newspapers this last week. ‘Why ever not, Tanvir?’ we might have asked him gently. ‘Because, let’s face it, you’re absolutely f***ing useless at this Western-infidel cockroach carnage business. You couldn’t blow up a balloon. Mess with you? Mess with you? What would be the point?’

There had been plenty of wholly spastic Muslim terror operations even before those doctors tried to blow up Glasgow airport last year and ended up setting themselves on fire, harming absolutely nobody except themselves, and having the s**t kicked out of them by itinerant security guards. These were the docs, remember, who couldn’t find a good place to park: Allah’s will thwarted by local council parking regulations. (Well, sure, thinking about it, maybe we’re all with Allah and his soldiers on this one.) I was already worried, before then, about the average IQ level of al-Qa’eda operatives; that stuff, though, made me seriously question the calibre of candidates they’re allowing to practise medicine in this country. I don’t mind that my local GP is a psychopathic jihadi, but I would like him to have an IQ level higher than my cholesterol count; he should at least be able to park.

It’s a bit like when that awful Scouse woman was bunged in prison by the Sudanese authorities for having allowed her schoolkids to name a teddy bear Mohammed. You’ll remember her and the expensive business involved in springing her from chokey in Khartoum. God help us, many of us thought at the time — are all teachers really that thick?

What will become of our poor children? Perhaps we should teach them at home. That Scouse woman is presumably back in the UK education system right now, let loose on our children.

One is driven towards a somewhat politically incorrect frame of mind. A month or so back, some Muslim chap with lime jelly between his ears was arrested in the West Country on terrorism charges. On television the police talked about his arrest with considerable reserve and sympathy, suggesting that he was a dupe, an idiot, a borderline cretin. A simple man manipulated by clever and malevolent sources. They had, after all, interviewed him; they had the measure of the man. But they may have missed the point that chummy, down in the cells, was absolutely par for the course for Muslim terrorists — that all of them are, frankly, a few sura short of the full Koran. And, God forgive me, the same thought occurred last year when the allied forces announced, in outraged tones, that the latest Muslim insurgents who had blown themselves up in Iraq, murdering scores of people and maiming many more, were people who suffered from Down’s Syndrome. How low could al-Qa’eda stoop, they fulminated? Well, um, are you sure these suicidal jihadists were not, in strict intellectual terms, pretty much par for the course? Hell, at least their bombs went off, you might argue. Evidence suggests that for fundamentalist lunatics they were of slightly above average IQ.

It is not just IQ, of course. Lately there has been a rather winning cowardice on display from those who, we are told, wish to murder us all in the name of Allah. Look at the cases of Abdulla Ahmed Ali, Assad Sarwar and the aforementioned genius Tanvir Hussain — the ‘liquid bombers’ convicted of having conspired to commit mass murder with their ineptly constructed bottles of fizzy pop and hydrogen peroxide. They did not rail at the judge and the jury that this was a court they did not recognise, that Allah would be their judge and that they were wholly, incontestably justified in what they were doing. Nope, instead they whined that they just wished to make tiny little explosions somewhere harmless — not actually hurt anybody — in order to gain public attention.

In other words, the courage of their convictions utterly deserted them. They lied in order to save themselves a few years more in prison. Those video announcements, which I mentioned earlier, were part of the same thing: these weren’t psychopaths, then, these were public relations officers for the Ummah, who wished to do nothing more than alert attention to injustices perpetrated by the infidel hordes. This defence, to which they still cleave, is perhaps even more pathetic than their manifest incompetence. We want to kill you all, they said on their videos — and then, in court, nah, it was only a joke. Only kidding. We didn’t mean it.

How pathetic — and how truly narcissistic. They are part of the respec’ culture; they demand our respect and think they have the right to it and when it is not doled out in the quantities they require, they resort to inept attempts at carnage. I know that suicide attacks occur elsewhere in the world; but there is something very British, very now, about the mentality of Ali, Sarwar and Hussain; indulged youth who nonetheless feel they have been denied the respec’ they crave and then react with the petulance of the terminally adolescent moron. But who then fail to carry out their threats because they are too stupid and have not really, if they’re honest, put the work in.

There is something vapid and empty about all these home-grown Muslim threats; the mangled, half-understood politics, the teenager’s whine of complaint, the insistence that they have been egregiously transgressed and are therefore duty-bound to exact some sort of primitive revenge, if only they can tear themselves away from the internet chatroom and the handheld video recorder. The white kids — utter scum, beyond redemption — who killed the poor goth girl Sophie Lancaster by kicking her to death had made similar vainglorious videos before they committed their crime — a film paid for, as it happens, by the local authority, which fatuously thought it was a good way for them to channel their misplaced energies.

I’ve always held that Islam is largely to blame for the viciousness which is periodically unleashed upon us all in the form of bombings — that it is the credo, rather than the individual, which is principally to blame. And you have to say that Islam is, in this regard, an extremely accommodating credo. But there is something to be said too for the argument that these young boys — it is always young boys — are simply a different side of the coin to the stabbers, muggers and thugs of young, modern Britain: over-indulged, forever demanding of respect and redress, utterly undeserving of either.

spectator.co.uk
 
einmensch
#2
What is the above, more Jewish feces--Post pictures of Jewish HOLY MEN --and post what they say---they certainly look and sound like they are out of it--
 
Canaduh
No Party Affiliation
#3
Quote: Originally Posted by Blackleaf View Post


If I looked like number 2 and 8 I would want to commit suicide as well.
 
hermanntrude
#4
Quote: Originally Posted by sensfan View Post

If I looked like number 2 and 8 I would want to commit suicide as well.

number 5 is imagining his virgins i believe
 
missile
Conservative
#5
I hope he gets them..and they're male sheep! Bunch of freakin' morons
 
darkbeaver
Republican
#6
Quote: Originally Posted by sensfan View Post

If I looked like number 2 and 8 I would want to commit suicide as well.

That's a very shallow statement. Don't stand in the deep end too long shorty.
 
Avro
No Party Affiliation
#7
For a bunch of dummies they sure are creating a lot of fear and hysteria.
 
CriticalUnity
#8
And it's all staged & funded by the loving world government that puts poisonous Fluoride & Aspartame in your body, & the dumbing down shows: I'm not affraid of them; I'm affraid of where this world is going, when people can't see the elephant in the living room: some of the terrorists that were on the planes that hit the WTC are still alive... And some people still laugh at 9/11 truthers??? HA! I fear for you...
 
Colpy
Conservative
#9
Quote: Originally Posted by CriticalUnity View Post

And it's all staged & funded by the loving world government that puts poisonous Fluoride & Aspartame in your body, & the dumbing down shows: I'm not affraid of them; I'm affraid of where this world is going, when people can't see the elephant in the living room: some of the terrorists that were on the planes that hit the WTC are still alive... And some people still laugh at 9/11 truthers??? HA! I fear for you...

(sigh)

http://www.debunk911myths.org/topics/Hijackers
 
Avro
No Party Affiliation
#10
Quote: Originally Posted by CriticalUnity View Post

And it's all staged & funded by the loving world government that puts poisonous Fluoride & Aspartame in your body, & the dumbing down shows: I'm not affraid of them; I'm affraid of where this world is going, when people can't see the elephant in the living room: some of the terrorists that were on the planes that hit the WTC are still alive... And some people still laugh at 9/11 truthers??? HA! I fear for you...

 
darkbeaver
Republican
#11
Have we ever faced an enemy more stupid than Muslim terrorists?

We who? Many would answer yes, right now we are faced with the stupidity of limeys and yankees and canucks who's stupidity eclipses even that of the relegious fundementalists who incidentally don't deserve separate title being essentially the same subgroup.
 
Colpy
Conservative
#12
Quote: Originally Posted by darkbeaver View Post

Have we ever faced an enemy more stupid than Muslim terrorists?

We who? Many would answer yes, right now we are faced with the stupidity of limeys and yankees and canucks who's stupidity eclipses even that of the relegious fundementalists who incidentally don't deserve separate title being essentially the same subgroup.

Funny.....I hadn't noticed many Baptists stoning women for adultery, strapping explosives on themselves to let go in buses or trains packed with folks going to work, nor have I seen any reports of them flying planes into tall buildings screaming "Praise Jesus!".........perhaps I missed something?
 
Zzarchov
#13
Quote: Originally Posted by missile View Post

I hope he gets them..and they're male sheep! Bunch of freakin' morons

Virgin sheep in the british isles? Unlikely!

Probably just a star trek convention for the afterlife.
 
darkbeaver
Republican
#14
Quote: Originally Posted by Colpy View Post

Funny.....I hadn't noticed many Baptists stoning women for adultery, strapping explosives on themselves to let go in buses or trains packed with folks going to work, nor have I seen any reports of them flying planes into tall buildings screaming "Praise Jesus!".........perhaps I missed something?

Exhibit A-----------------------------Funny you certainly are Colpy. I had not heard of Baptist
Fundementalists Wackos before today. "Perhaps I missed something?" Good addmition of your problem is the first step to recovery. You have in fact missed the whole thing. You have missed the reduction of many farm buildings with inhabitants in the ME to rubble by fundementalists flying fighters and bombers. The entire US Airforce are borntwice godwhacks every bleeding one of them is a fanatic for the bloody baby jesus.
 
CriticalUnity
#15
Sleeping... Exacactly... But the Martial Law that just started in the US will wake you up, but fortunately, at least people like you will get what you deserve for not waking up to the obvious sooner... I mean, it's impossible... Even if by some magical force, the bukdings were able to go down that fast, even if they were hit by a missle, & to have NORAD stand down, & then have it happen AGAIN?? - That is HIGHLY improbable. Scratch that; Impossible.

But I wont be wating my time here; You people have a lot to learn, but you'll never look at the information, for you've made up your own minds based on your own (faulty) logic that it couldn't possibly have been orchestated, & planned out, but I have better things to do, such as presenting the info in the best possible manner that even a 6 year old would understand, for it is SO simple...

Look up '9/11 debunking debunked'
 
Scott Free
Free Thinker
#16
I don't think bombing women and children from billion dollar stealth bombers or dumping phosphorous on them is any less cowardly - actually it's more so.



The US brought 9/11 on themselves. They started this clash of civilizations and are losing the war badly. It has become a war of terrorist v.s. terrorist. I have lost sympathy for either side. They both look like morons to me. I just feel for the little kids and women caught in the middle of these battling buffoons.
 
CriticalUnity
#17
You're right on the fact that the murdering of Women & children is absolutely devastating, but what do you make of the fact that now there are white terrorists, according to the mainstream media, & that anyone who questions the government is put on a terrorist list, along with activists?
Checkout my site, mate!
 
Scott Free
Free Thinker
#18
Quote: Originally Posted by CriticalUnity View Post

You're right on the fact that the murdering of Women & children is absolutely devastating, but what do you make of the fact that now there are white terrorists, according to the mainstream media, & that anyone who questions the government is put on a terrorist list, along with activists?
Checkout my site, mate!

The US is a terrorist state, funds terrorism and has for a long time.

My statement has nothing to do with skin colour.

At the heart of all this fighting - surprise, surprise - is religious and nationalistic ideologies.

All war, according to Herodotus, is a clash of civilizations, and I think he is right.
 
Zzarchov
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Quote: Originally Posted by CriticalUnity View Post


But I wont be wating my time here; You people have a lot to learn, but you'll never look at the information, for you've made up your own minds based on your own (faulty) logic that it couldn't possibly have been orchestated, & planned out, but I have better things to do, such as presenting the info in the best possible manner that even a 6 year old would understand, for it is SO simple...

Look up '9/11 debunking debunked'

Exactly. Perhaps you should read your own posts. Your logic appears to be more racist tripe that only white people are smart enough to plan something like this, but those poor dumb Arabs are only victims of superior white scheming. In your world it seems Arabs and other non-europeans aren't smart enough to plan and orchestrate their own attacks.


As for clash of civilizations? Does anyone even know what started this? Hint, the Saudi Arabians (the guys who you claim in every other post rule the USA alongside the zionists) paid the American's vast sums of money to keep US forces in Saudi Arabia to deter future Iraqi Aggression, Kuwait also asked for this.

So the big bad USA helped liberate a country, was greeted as liberators , was asked to stay, did so, and now various whacko's are angry. Thats all.
 
einmensch
#20
War is to gain, profit--the winner takes and does as he wishes--the loser is the evil monster
Any argument?
Afghanistan--Iraq-Palestine, Lebanon-- USA bombs to rattle things up-arms ,supports one Faction and causes a civil war-Champlane Huron/Iroquois-Where is the GAIN?

Scott Free I don't believe we went for religious reasons and I don't see what it has to do with nationalistic ideology-> you will have to explain that asI don't see the connection
 
Unforgiven
#21
Quote: Originally Posted by Scott Free View Post

I don't think bombing women and children from billion dollar stealth bombers or dumping phosphorous on them is any less cowardly - actually it's more so.



The US brought 9/11 on themselves. They started this clash of civilizations and are losing the war badly. It has become a war of terrorist v.s. terrorist. I have lost sympathy for either side. They both look like morons to me. I just feel for the little kids and women caught in the middle of these battling buffoons.

After thinking about this I've amended my position slightly. Americans didn't bring 9/11 upon themselves any more then all the civilians in Iraq or Afghanistan brought the war upon themselves. Only a few people and their actions have done this.

The American government through it's foreign policy is responsible and the fanatics who seem to think that getting what they personally want is worth many many lost civilian lives.

Place the blame where it belongs, don't throw it like a blanket.
 
lone wolf
Free Thinker
#22
Quote:

Have we ever faced an enemy more stupid than Muslim terrorists?

Yes... People who are stupid enough to blame without asking: Why?
 
TenPenny
#23
Quote: Originally Posted by CriticalUnity View Post

You're right on the fact that the murdering of Women & children is absolutely devastating...

I certainly thought it was when the Irish were doing it. However, since much of the IRA and the UDF money came from NYC and Boston, I guess we were all supposed to cheer. And now, of course, they are no longer terrorists, just more political parties. Maybe after 15 or 20 years, we'll be at the same stage where al Qaeda will be considered a legitimate political party, like has been done in Ireland.

Israel and Ireland have both proven that terrorism works, I don't know why anybody is surprised that others have figured it out.
 
Risus
#24
Quote: Originally Posted by Scott Free View Post

I don't think bombing women and children from billion dollar stealth bombers or dumping phosphorous on them is any less cowardly - actually it's more so.



The US brought 9/11 on themselves. They started this clash of civilizations and are losing the war badly. It has become a war of terrorist v.s. terrorist. I have lost sympathy for either side. They both look like morons to me. I just feel for the little kids and women caught in the middle of these battling buffoons.

For once I agree with Scott Free!
 
scratch
#25
Quote: Originally Posted by Risus View Post

For once I agree with Scott Free!

Oh, but we have.

Ourselves.
 
Socrates the Greek
#26
This is a provocative statment................
Have we ever faced an enemy more stupid than Muslim terrorists?


Wars are finaced on the backs of the poor............that is why the world is angry.............
 
lone wolf
Free Thinker
#27
Quote: Originally Posted by Socrates the Greek View Post

This is a provocative statment................
Have we ever faced an enemy more stupid than Muslim terrorists?


Wars are finaced on the backs of the poor............that is why the world is angry.............

That's why every march into battle starts out with a left ... with a left ... with a left, right, left....
Last edited by lone wolf; Oct 20th, 2008 at 08:39 PM..
 
Risus
#28
Quote: Originally Posted by lone wolf View Post

That's why every march into battle starts out with a left ... with a left ... with a left, right, left....

LOL, good one!
 

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