UN Warns Climate Change Will Destroy Earth By 2005


petros
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October 10th, 2018

The U.N. Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change came to a grim conclusion regarding the rapid warming of the earth, should people not band together to give more power over to the government in order to turn the tide in the fight against climate change.


The report definitively concluded that climate change will completely destroy the earth by 2005 if we do not take action now.

"We've run all the numbers, and it's absolutely clear: every inch of dry land on the planet will be totally submerged by the year 2005," said one member of the panel. "This is an absolute scientific fact."

When several scientific researchers pointed out that 2005 came and went 13 years ago, they were informed that the earth was actually destroyed, everybody was killed, and we are all actually ghosts.

"Every person on the planet is now a spirit who was killed over a decade ago by climate change," said a UN spokesperson. "And anyone who does not believe this will be labeled a ghost science denier."
 
Twin_Moose
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Bahahaha we are living in a ghost world, instead of admitting they were wrong, then as now they won't admit their models are not working to plan.
 
petros
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Babylon Bee comes out with some funny shit.
 
Jinentonix
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Quote: Originally Posted by petros View Post

Babylon Bee comes out with some funny shit.

Almost as funny as the horseshit the alarmists actually spew.
 
Twin_Moose
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Maybe the alarm bells should start sounding off that the world will be overgrown with vegetation due to the plethora of wealth of CO2 in the atmosphere
 
petros
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Real life is a goal to plant 2 Billions trees we don't have room for without buying farmland.
 
taxslave
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Quote: Originally Posted by petros View Post

Real life is a goal to plant 2 Billions trees we don't have room for without buying farmland.

Actually we could have room if we eliminated most of the major cities in the world. Which in itself would cure the whole globull warming problem.
 
petros
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What problem?
 
petros
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Climate Extinction's piss poor attempt at hiding their diesel genset.


 
Jinentonix
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And here's Climate Rebellion showing they mean business too, with their nice sky-blue diesel generator.


 
MHz
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Quote: Originally Posted by Twin_Moose View Post

Maybe the alarm bells should start sounding off that the world will be overgrown with vegetation due to the plethora of wealth of CO2 in the atmosphere

Where should we start the 'Food is Bad' program?? The desert or the forest??
 
pgs
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Quote: Originally Posted by Jinentonix View Post

And here's Climate Rebellion showing they mean business too, with their nice sky-blue diesel generator.


It is a drug and alcohol free zone .
 
petros
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Riiiiiight!
 
petros
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Quote: Originally Posted by Jinentonix View Post

And here's Climate Rebellion showing they mean business too, with their nice sky-blue diesel generator.




Climate Extinction Hyde Park.

They have cold beer and patio heaters for their bar.





And I get called a denier....
Last edited by petros; 1 week ago at 06:09 PM..
 
Cannuck
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Too bad its in the US
 
Ron in Regina
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Quote: Originally Posted by petros View Post

Climate Extinction Hyde Park.

They have cold beer and patio heaters for their bar.





And I get called a denier....

That's hilarious! Did they get those GenSets there via public transit? On the bus or towed behind a C-Train?
Last edited by Ron in Regina; 1 week ago at 09:56 PM..Reason: typo
 
taxslave
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Quote: Originally Posted by Ron in Regina View Post

That's hilarious! Did they get those GenSets there via public transit? On the bus or towed behind a C-Train?

Back seat of a Tesla.
 
captain morgan
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Quote: Originally Posted by petros View Post

October 10th, 2018

The U.N. Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change came to a grim conclusion regarding the rapid warming of the earth, should people not band together to give more power over to the government in order to turn the tide in the fight against climate change.


The report definitively concluded that climate change will completely destroy the earth by 2005 if we do not take action now.

"We've run all the numbers, and it's absolutely clear: every inch of dry land on the planet will be totally submerged by the year 2005," said one member of the panel. "This is an absolute scientific fact."

When several scientific researchers pointed out that 2005 came and went 13 years ago, they were informed that the earth was actually destroyed, everybody was killed, and we are all actually ghosts.

"Every person on the planet is now a spirit who was killed over a decade ago by climate change," said a UN spokesperson. "And anyone who does not believe this will be labeled a ghost science denier."


First, an ice free North pole since 2013 and now this!


Quote: Originally Posted by Cannuck View Post

Too bad its in the US

Ya, cause global warming is always held up at the border with entry visa problems
 
Cannuck
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Quote: Originally Posted by captain morgan View Post

Ya, cause global warming is always held up at the border with entry visa problems

I am not surprised it went over your head. Most things do
 
captain morgan
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You're upset again... I can tell
 
Cannuck
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You're embarrassed again. I can tell
 
petros
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Bend over sweetheart.
 
captain morgan
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Quote: Originally Posted by Cannuck View Post

You're embarrassed again. I can tell


.. You're furious now.


It's bad for your health ya know
 
Cannuck
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You’re really embarrassed now.
 
pgs
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Quote: Originally Posted by Cannuck View Post

You’re really embarrassed now.

Hehehe !,
 
Cannuck
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Hehehehehehe....
 
petros
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Loser
 
Cannuck
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Sorry for upsetting you and embarrassing you.....












Mention my ass now...
 
pgs
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Quote: Originally Posted by Cannuck View Post

Sorry for upsetting you and embarrassing you.....












Mention my ass now...

Hehehehezi
 
Cannuck
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Hehehehehe....