Trump has you wrapped around his finger.
I'd like to see you cry, please. He has you running six ways from Sunday.
Maybe your end will come in a giant nuclear fireball or at the hands of rampaging Muslims. Or maybe, based on you and your crazy news reports, the USAF might fly over BC and drop nukes on the lower mainland. Oh my!
But I have it on good authority he won't use nukes. Trump needs to test some MOABs. To cut down on expenses, some USAF generals or others may have proposed dropping several on the lower mainland of BC, so their observation staff won't run up a big bill with their expense account.
That would be the will of Landru. And after all, there isn't much on the lower mainland. A few dozen properly placed MOABs would rid the land of human built structures and return everything to nature. Cliffy would like that.
Your sacrifice will be noted. Our thanks in advance.