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spilledthebeer
#571
Quote: Originally Posted by Hoid View Post

retard is a magic white natty word

like tidewater


HemerHOID keeps repeating crap about "retard" and "white natty" and "tidewater"


because all his other comments have been.............................................. ........


so TOTALLY disgraced and dismissed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
spaminator
#572
UK plastic surgeons want to ban Brazilian bum lifts after mom's death
Brad Hunter
Published:
October 7, 2019
Updated:
October 7, 2019 6:19 PM EDT
Leah Cambridge, right, with partner Scott Frank, died after getting a Brazilian butt lift. INSTAGRAM
British plastic surgeons are considering banning Brazilian butt lifts after a mother of three died while undergoing the procedure.
According to the Daily Mail, Leah Cambridge, 29, journeyed to Turkey in August 2018 to have the operation.
But the pretty Brit was killed when the surgery caused her to develop a fat clot.
Cambridge reportedly suffered three heart attacks following the procedure. Fat had been injected into the muscles in her butt.
Reality queen Kim Kardashian is credited with creating the demand for bigger bums.
At an inquest, her partner Scott Franks, 31, said Cambridge had long been interested in the procedure.
A Brazilian butt lift reportedly has the “highest death rate of any cosmetic surgery”
The butt-boosting procedure caught fire as a result of reality TV queen Kim Kardashian’s plush posterior.
About one person dies in every 3,000 surgeries, the Mail reports.
Now, the British Association of Aesthetic Plastic Surgeons (BAAPS) will vote on whether plastic surgeons should be banned from performing the procedure.
Leah Cambridge, 29, died after a Brazilian butt lift. INSTAGRAM
“We have invited some of the world’s leading Brazilian butt lift experts … to take part in a series of lectures and debates on the topic,” BAAPS said, according to the Sunday Times.
“We then plan to hold a round of indicative voting after the debates to understand the right direction for the BAAPS and its members to take.”
But banning the procedure in the UK has a downside — women desperately seeking bigger booties may simply do what Cambridge did and have the procedure done elsewhere.
http://torontosun.com/news/world/uk-...ter-moms-death
 
spaminator
+1
#573
Russian man kills himself with homemade bomb in blundered ATM robbery
Aidan Wallace
Published:
October 9, 2019
Updated:
October 9, 2019 5:36 PM EDT
A robbery gone bad has led to the death of an unidentified Russian man.
The 37-year-old died after a homemade bomb he used in a failed bank machine robbery exploded, blowing himself up instead of the Sberbank ATM, Daily Mail reports.
The unidentified man died instantly as a result of the blunder.
In CCTV footage of the incident that occurred in the Russian city of Cherepovets, the thief is seen in a brown hooded jacket with a bag of tools tinkering with something near the base of the green ATM.
After nearly half a minute, the camera footage shows a bright orange burst and then cuts to black — the explosion appearing to kill the man and the camera recording.
The blast was no joking matter as it had enough force to blow out a metal door in the building 35-feet down the road.
Tatyana, a resident of the building where the incident occurred, said there was a “very strong explosion” followed by the sound of “breaking glass”.
“Of course, I was scared, and children screamed,” she said, adding it felt as though the building was collapsing.
The incident is being investigated by police who confirmed the death of the unidentified would-be robber.
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No money was missing from the ATM and officials say they are searching for an accomplice who escaped the scene.
http://dailymail.co.uk/news/article-...ne-Russia.html
http://torontosun.com/news/world/rus...ed-atm-robbery
 
spaminator
#574
Pokemon Go player shot to death in New Mexico park
Brad Hunter
Published:
October 22, 2019
Updated:
October 22, 2019 5:45 PM EDT
Cayla Campos was shot to death while she played Pokemon Go. FACEBOOK
Cayla Campos was having a little fun playing Pokemon Go with her boyfriend.
But minutes later, a robbery unfolded at a park in an Albuquerque, N.M.
Campos, 21, spotted two thugs robbing a person sitting in their car.
As she tried to drive away, shots were fired into her vehicle.
One of the bullets hit the back of her neck and she slammed her car into an abandoned home.
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She later died of her injuries.
Now, cops are hunting for the pretty brunette’s killers.
Surveillance shots of the crime scene where Cayla Campos died.
On Facebook, her dad called the vivacious young woman “a very special person” who was “murdered in cold blood”.
He added: “You’ll never leave my mind baby! I don’t know how to live without you.”
Detectives believe Campos was at the wrong place at the wrong time. The location of the shooting is in a rougher part of town and if not for Pokemon, she would not have gone there.
“Her and her boyfriend always make a loop around this park before they go home and play Pokemon Go because their apartment is literally right there,” friend Cody Bell told KRQE.
“I am really trying hard not to break down right now,” Bell said. “I feel like there is a piece of me that is missing now.”
Pokemon Go players are cautioned to be aware of their surroundings. TORONTO SUN
Bell added: “She has helped me through everything, and she has always been there. Now, she is gone. She was just such an amazing person. She was my closest friend. I am just devastated that she is gone.”
Cops aren’t sure whether Campos was targeted because she was a witness to the earlier robbery.
As of Monday night, leads were sparse.
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“The two vehicles involved were a red car (possibly a Ford Mustang) and a silver four-door sedan,” police said in a statement.
“APD is asking the victims of the robbery or anyone else with information to please come forward.”

http://torontosun.com/news/world/pok...ew-mexico-park
 
Curious Cdn
#575
"Pokemon Go players are cautioned to be aware of their surroundings. TORONTO SUN "

Yeah. If you're anywhere in the United States, don't play Pokemon Go.
 
AnnaEmber
#576
Sad.
 
spilledthebeer
#577
Quote: Originally Posted by AnnaEmber View Post

Sad.




Oh dont worry..........................


Toronto is turning into the same sort of shoot `em up burg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


A LOT OF PEOPLE have noticed how many shootings occur in the highway 410 area!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
Curious Cdn
#578
Quote: Originally Posted by spilledthebeer View Post

Oh dont worry..........................


Toronto is turning into the same sort of shoot `em up burg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


A LOT OF PEOPLE have noticed how many shootings occur in the highway 410 area!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's not Trona, that's Bramadesh.
 
spaminator
#579
Man dies while trying to complete 50-egg eating challenge
Postmedia News
Published:
November 4, 2019
Updated:
November 4, 2019 11:03 AM EST
(Getty Images file photo)
A man in India who tried to eat 50 eggs to win a bet with his friend collapsed and died after eating 41.
Subhash Yadav, 42, went to the Bibiganj market in Jaunpur, India, with a friend to eat eggs when an argument broke out between the two and they decided to settle it with an egg eating challenge, Gulf News reported on Monday.
The bet involved eating 50 eggs with the winner getting 2,000 rupees ($37.16).
Yadav had reportedly eaten 41 eggs and had just started eating his 42nd egg when he suddenly collapsed and fell unconscious.
He was rushed to a district hospital before he was transferred to the Sanjay Gandhi Post Graduate Institute of Medical Sciences where he died hours later.
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Doctors ruled Yadav died due to over-eating.
http://gulfnews.com/world/asia/india....1572862416199
http://torontosun.com/news/world/man...ting-challenge
 
spilledthebeer
#580
Quote: Originally Posted by Curious Cdn View Post

That's not Trona, that's Bramadesh.






OH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


NOW you are being RACIST - using such a term!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Though many people HAVE NOTICED......................................



just how many gang bangers appear to be related to the immigrants.................................


that PIERRE TRUDEAU selected when HE was PM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


but HOW SAD - that the illegals that Our idiot Boy is welcoming......................................


make the Pierre Trudope era immigrants LOOK LIKE HIGHLY SKILLED PRIZES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



It is QUITE DISTURBING just HOW LITTLE ABILITY the preferred and LIE-beral selected newcomer has.....................


to integrate smoothly and successfully!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!
 
spaminator
#581
Thai teen dies after all-night computer gaming sessions: Reports
Postmedia News
Published:
November 6, 2019
Updated:
November 6, 2019 11:39 AM EST
Playing video games late at night.Kerkez / iStock / Getty Images
Pulling all-nighters to play online video games turned deadly for a teen in Thailand.
Piyawat Harikun, 17, was found slumped on a bedroom floor beside a computer desk by his devastated dad on Monday while he on school holidays, British tabloids report.
“I called his name and said ‘wake up, wake up’ but he did not respond,” said the teen’s father Jaranwit Harikun, according to the Daily Mail. “I could see he was dead.”
The teen’s desk had take-out boxes and a bowl of noodles, while a bottle of pop was found at his feet.
Medics that attended the scene concluded the gamer had died of a stroke in which they believe was due to staying up all night to play video games.
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Jaranwit said he had warned his son about dangers of constant playing, but to no avail.
“My son was smart and always did great at school but he had a major problem with gaming addiction,” he said.
“I tried to warn him about his relentless long hours playing games and he promised to reduce it, but it was too late. He had already died before he had a chance to change.”
http://thesun.co.uk/news/10282260/ga...ssion-thailand
http://dailymail.co.uk/news/article-...-Thailand.html
http://mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/...aused-20813891
http://torontosun.com/news/world/tha...ssions-reports
 
spaminator
+1
#582
Woman dies after seizure during cake-eating contest
Postmedia News
Published:
January 28, 2020
Updated:
January 28, 2020 4:24 PM EST
Lamington cake.Ian Waldie / Getty Images Photo Illustration
A 60-year-old woman has died after suffering a seizure, while choking during a lamington cake-eating contest in Queensland, Australia, on Sunday, according to local media.
The woman was participating in the competition at Beach House Hotel in Scarness, a coastal suburb off Hervey Bay at around 2 p.m. local time. The event was part of the celebrations for Australia Day, which marks the anniversary of the first fleet of British ships that landed in Port Harbour, New South Wales, on Jan. 26, 1788.
Cellphone video, obtained by Australia’s Channel 9 News, shows various competitors speed-eating the cake while gulping down water in-between servings.
According to news.com.au, one of the people in attendance wrote on Facebook that one of the competitors had died: “This lady shovelled the lamington into her mouth with no restraint … inhaled the coconut and arrested.
The woman was given CPR and taken to a nearby hospital but couldn’t be revived.
Lamington is made from squares of butter cake or sponge cake, which are covered in chocolate sauce and desiccated coconut.

http://9news.com.au/national/austral...b-3db071318b86
http://news.com.au/lifestyle/food/ea...3ae7860ce32db6
http://torontosun.com/news/world/wom...eating-contest
 
spilledthebeer
#583
Quote: Originally Posted by spaminator View Post

Woman dies after seizure during cake-eating contest
Postmedia News
Published:
January 28, 2020
Updated:
January 28, 2020 4:24 PM EST
Lamington cake.Ian Waldie / Getty Images Photo Illustration
A 60-year-old woman has died after suffering a seizure, while choking during a lamington cake-eating contest in Queensland, Australia, on Sunday, according to local media.
The woman was participating in the competition at Beach House Hotel in Scarness, a coastal suburb off Hervey Bay at around 2 p.m. local time. The event was part of the celebrations for Australia Day, which marks the anniversary of the first fleet of British ships that landed in Port Harbour, New South Wales, on Jan. 26, 1788.
Cellphone video, obtained by Australia’s Channel 9 News, shows various competitors speed-eating the cake while gulping down water in-between servings.
According to news.com.au, one of the people in attendance wrote on Facebook that one of the competitors had died: “This lady shovelled the lamington into her mouth with no restraint … inhaled the coconut and arrested.
The woman was given CPR and taken to a nearby hospital but couldn’t be revived.
Lamington is made from squares of butter cake or sponge cake, which are covered in chocolate sauce and desiccated coconut.

http://9news.com.au/national/austral...b-3db071318b86
http://news.com.au/lifestyle/food/ea...3ae7860ce32db6
http://torontosun.com/news/world/wom...eating-contest




LIE-beral handling of the Wuhan Corona Virus is damaging LIE-beral CREDIBILITY on the health front!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




Oh what a tangled political web is woven when LIE-berals try to virtue signal their cultural values and their love of Soviet Socialism!!

Some months ago we witnessed a couple of Chinese scientists - collaborating at a Cdn institute - being QUIETLY ARRESTED AND DEPORTED after sending samples of some viruses back to China - for some ill defined reason!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

At the time RCMP said little about what harm the guys might have done - but others whispered that China might be doing parallel research in order to develop ALTERNATE VERSIONS of viruses that could not be cured by western medicine!!

The speculation was that China might be trying to engineer a virus that only Chinese medicine could cure- and thus they could sell US THE CURE - at a HANDSOME PROFIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It is worth recalling that China believes IT MUST HAVE 10 percent growth in its economy EVERY YEAR in order to satisfy the growing consumer desires of its people!! So we should ask - HOW FAR China will go to satisfy that NEED???????

Is the new Corona Virus - with its rather unique ability to be infectious even before a victim shows signs of infection revealing Chinese medical engineering that got out of control?? The new Corona virus is MUCH MORE INFECTIOUS BUT LESS DEADLY than the older SARS Corona Virus - and should ask - has it been ENGINEERED by Chinese to be that way???????????????

In RECENT news - there are reports online that BLAME China for creating the new Corona virus!! Are these reports written by CRANKS or are they right in their accusations??

WE know that China has reacted much more strongly to the new virus than they did to SARS - should we assume it is simply the natural reaction of a govt to a new disease - after learning hard lessons about SARS?? Or is the Chinese reaction MORE SINISTER - because it represents INSIDE KNOWLEDGE of how much more easily the new virus can be spread????????????????????

In related news - what a difference a few days makes - for the stories our LIE-beral overlords offer us!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

At the beginning of the week - our federal LIE-beral health minister Patty Hajdu appeared on tv to assure us that all was under control and that there was screening at Cdn airports that would catch suspected ill travellers before they could enter Canada!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But then we heard of a traveller - showing signs of fever and illness - flying back from WUHAN - the disease epicentre - and breezing through the vaunted Cdn airport screening - without being obstructed - and of course the guy turned out to be infected with the Wuhan virus - and HIS WIFE ALSO IS INFECTED - and of course Cdn health officials are now chasing down everybody who was on the plane - SITTING WITHIN THREE ROWS of these passengers -while PRETENDING they have no worries about other passengers and crew who may have used he same washrooms as the infected guy - and of course they will also have to CHASE DOWN AND TEST every person that came in contact with an infected passenger - and any of those contacts in the wider Cdn society - grocery store cashiers, waiters in restaurants, cab drivers, passengers on trains, baggage handlers - ALL OF THEM ARE POTENTIAL VICTIMS of that one clown who breezed through our airport screening!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And his wife was NOT showing symptoms on the plane - but developed symptoms later - so how many people DID SHE INFECT before visibly falling ill?? The INSIDIOUS NATURE of the Wuhan Virus is that people become contagious BEFORE they show symptoms!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And the response of our LIE-beral health minister Hajdu to this HUGE THREAT is THIS::: “Oh well, airport screening really is not effective anyway”!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WTF?????????????

IN RELATED NEWS - some LIE-beral minded DORKS began whining that using QUARANTINE to prevent disease spread was like “using an atomic bomb” on a minor issue - but of course that WAS BEFORE Wuhan Virus infected MORE PEOPLE WORLD WIDE than SARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Smug LIE-beral complacency breeds ILLNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And now we have Air Canada and others HALTING scheduled flights to China in a belated - after the horse escaped so lets close the barn door - reaction to growing public UNEASE!! And of course given the number of people who would WANT to fly to China right now - the airlines CAN CANCEL their China flights without losing a penny since NOBODY wants to travel there now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

In related news - some Ontari-ow school boards- that happen to have substantial numbers of Chinese people in the community are asking that those who VISITED WUHAN recently to “SELF QUARANTINE”!! Meaning STAY HOME and out of community contact till they can be sure they are not infected!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And yet our always virtue signaling RACIST LIE-beral loons see asking for such self quarantining as RACIST since it singles out Chinese people!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I SAY HELLO LIE-beral IDIOTS - the disease originated in China and those who are most likely to be infected are people WHO HAVE BEEN TO WUHAN or other Chinese cities with a substantial number of sick people!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

To QUARANTINE PEOPLE WHO HAVE possibly been exposed to the virus IS NOT RACIST - since it is SIMPLY A MATTER OF GEOGRAPHY and medicine!

LIE-berals are following the SAME PLAY BOOK that enabled SARS to do so much damage!! LIE-berals virtue signal race crap while sick people travel and infect others!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

During the SARS epidemic - some people such as myself RAGED that the airports continued to accept flights from infected regions - with NO real testing of passengers for possible illness - LIE-berals did not want to lose the tax gravy that would be lost by shutting down the airports!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LIE-berals also did not want to panic the public by revealing HOW DANGEROUS SARS REALLY WAS!! Thus LIE-berals DID NOT monitor those who were under quarantine and as a result - Toronto saw an initial wave of SARS deaths that was fading - until some people under quarantine GOT BORED AND WENT OUTSIDE and infected a new wave of victims!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The most egregious case was some guy who broke his quarantine to go to a funeral and in the process he infected a LARGE NUMBER OF PEOPLE!! LIE-berals are no more SERIOUS about quarantining sick people now than they were with SARS - and that casual crap is going to COST US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

In related news - LIE-berals are planning to bring several hundred Cdns back from China - as soon as they can figure out WHAT IN HELL TO DO WITH THEM!!!!!!!

THE UGLY REALITY of LIE-beral rationing of health care IS NOW EXPOSED!!!
Wuhan virus patients CANNOT BE DEALT WITH USING STANDARD HALL WAY MEDICINE!!

WUHAN VIRUS PATIENTS need a level of QUARANTINE CARE and sanitation that WE CURRENTLY CANNOT PROVIDE in our rationed health care system!!!!

The Yankees are holding their returnees in an isolated air base- while the Australians have a handy isolated Island for their returnees - but what does Canada have to hold returnees?? Nothing of course!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And OF COURSE THERE IS THE LARGER LIE-beral issue of WHO WILL PAY because the returnees come from various provinces and health care is a provincial deal - NOT a federal responsibility - thus our ability to return citizens to Canada is partly HAMSTRUNG by LIE-beral determination to DUCK THE BILLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

LIE-beral handling of the Wuhan Virus situation exposes ALL that is wrong with both Cdn health care and with LIE-beral political virtue signaling!!!!!!!!

LIE-berals are prepared to risk your kids lives - by suggesting it is RACIST to quarantine people who have traveled in the Wuhan area recently!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We should expect that the Wuhan virus will follow the same sort of path as SARS - that it will most heavily impact the very young and the elderly!! Your aged parents and your kids are the most likely victims -as is usual in ANY serious outbreak of disease!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It s just TOO BAD that LIE-berals are willing to risk so many lives and so much health care expense just so they can show the Beijing Butchers that Canada is THEIR PAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But then what else should we expect from LIE-berals whose leaders - such as Pierre Trudeau - have praised what Pierre called “The genius of Chairman Mao in rushing 30 million Chinese peasants to the gallows”!! And Our idiot Boy Justin Trudeau has told us “He likes the way the Chinese get things done” - and that Justin “admires the basic Chinese democracy”!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cdn LIE-beral virtue signaling MAY JUST COST US MULTIPLE LIVES if Wuhan Virus is not handled MORE EFFECTIVELY than SARS WAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Walter
+2
#584
Selfies kill more people than shark attacks: Report
https://torontosun.com/news/world/se...d-122e0af6c9fa

Funny.
 

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