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spilledthebeer
+2
#541
Quote: Originally Posted by Curious Cdn View Post

We're all slowly dying of bull.




So THROW US A LIFE LINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


STOP YOUR POSTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !

 
JLM
+1
#542
Quote: Originally Posted by spilledthebeer View Post

So THROW US A LIFE LINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


STOP YOUR POSTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !


That is excellent advice for both of you.
 
spilledthebeer
#543
Quote: Originally Posted by JLM View Post

That is excellent advice for both of you.






POOR STUPID JLM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!


He is so MUDDLED he does not realize HE IS A LIE-beral!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


JLM CANNOT tell the difference between LIE-beral drivel that is FAILING to defend BAD LIE-beral policy...................................


and the LOGICAL ANALYSIS of people like me................................................ ...


that are EXPOSING why LIE-berals are in DISGRACE with the Cdn public!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


But then LIE-berals DISDAIN Ordinary people!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


We are all DISMISSED as nothing but "systemic racists and Islamophobes"..................................... ....................


SIMPLY BECAUSE WE SEE THROUGH the LIE-beral Fake News!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


And I got a BIG KICK out of watching our environment minister Climate Barbie McKenna on the news last night..........................


TRYING to explain WHY she would approve a new oil pipeline in the middle of a "climate emergency" !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Listening to Climate Barbie blather on...............................


was a lot like listening to the old Monty Python skit about the DEAD PARROT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!


A logical person would HAVE TO ASSUME that either Climate Barbie is LYING about actually building the pipeline!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Or Barbie is LYING about us being in a climate emergency!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!


Or maybe she is LYING ABOUT BOTH DEALS????????????????????????????



In related news.....................................


Climate Barbie had it pointed out that her LATEST environment figures show she is SEVENTY NINE MEGA TONNES SHORT.............


of her climate goal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!


But NOT TO WORRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!


Climate Barbie ASSURED us she HAD PLANS to resolve the situation!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


She was asked: "do those plans involve INCREASING the HATED carbon crap and trade tax"???????????????????????


And she answered "OH NO- we have OTHER PLANS FOR FIXING THE NUMBERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!



Call me a cynic....................but it is my opinion that Climate Barbie JUST LIED ON PUBLIC TV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


THIS CYNIC believes that LIE-berals WILL INCREASE the cost of the hated carbon tax SCAM............................


VERY SWIFTLY if they are re-elected!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


And LIE-berals WILL ISSUE GREAT GOBS OF Fake News .................................................. .........


about the ALLEGED SUCCESS of their carbon tax SCAM as well!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


LIE-berals have demonstrated a fine capacity for MISS-LEADING US about our "booming economy".........................


that is falling into RECORD DEBT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!


So there is NO REASON not to assume they will be any more honest and forthcoming regarding environmental matters!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


After all- when they trotted out their federal carbon SCAM.............................................. .


they ASSURED US that we would get MORE BACK than we paid in.............................................



As the election moved closer.........................................


LIE-beral numbers STARTED TO SHRINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!


First we would get 90 percent back.............................................. ..


then "most of us" would get 80 percent back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


with the other 20 percent dedicated to "green projects" as selected by LIE-berals!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


And this CYNIC has already lived through Ontariowe LIE-beral Wynne-bag and her "green projects"...................................


that COST TAX PAYERS HUGE SUMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!


While LIE-beral Corporate pals - with their mouldy green deals were ENRICHED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!


What a bunch of LIE-beral maroons!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!



They actually think they can trick us TWICE............................................. ..


with the same CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!
 
spaminator
#544
http://forums.canadiancontent.net/sh...59#post2739759
 
Walter
+1
#545
Somali-Born Journalist Returned To Her Homeland To Document How 'Safe' The Country Is But Terrorists Killed Her
https://townhall.com/tipsheet/bethba...ry-is-n2550357

D'oh! RIP
 
Hoid
#546
Racist feels good
 
Curious Cdn
#547
Quote: Originally Posted by Walter View Post

Somali-Born Journalist Returned To Her Homeland To Document How 'Safe' The Country Is But Terrorists Killed Her
https://townhall.com/tipsheet/bethba...ry-is-n2550357
D'oh! RIP

Pretty funny, eh?
 
taxslave
+1
#548
Quote: Originally Posted by Curious Cdn View Post

Pretty funny, eh?

Guess irony is too big a word for you.
 
MHz
+1
#549
If there were no terrorists there then the Government killed her. They do that you know.
 
Curious Cdn
+1
#550
Quote: Originally Posted by taxslave View Post

Guess irony is too big a word for you.

I guess that the meaning of "bad taste" is beyond your grasp.
 
taxslave
+1
#551
Quote: Originally Posted by Curious Cdn View Post

I guess that the meaning of "bad taste" is beyond your grasp.

Since when is reporting facts bad taste?
 
JLM
+1
#552
Quote: Originally Posted by Curious Cdn View Post

I guess that the meaning of "bad taste" is beyond your grasp.


Most things (beyond Mother Goose) are beyond his grasp.
 
Danbones
+1
#553


He has a good grip on that beer though.
 
Danbones
#554
Quote: Originally Posted by Hoid View Post

Racist feels good

You pulled the trigger?

and erased her?

Geez that ranks right up there with the Cherokees owning slaves and having the very first original slave insurrection that is still crippling the democrat slave owner party to this day.

(While acting like they are superior to the people who actually have to clean their water saving toilets.)
 
Walter
#555
Quote: Originally Posted by Curious Cdn View Post

Pretty funny, eh?

Sad, really. A delusional lady, prahly voted for Turdoh.
 
spilledthebeer
#556
Quote: Originally Posted by Walter View Post

Somali-Born Journalist Returned To Her Homeland To Document How 'Safe' The Country Is But Terrorists Killed Her
https://townhall.com/tipsheet/bethba...ry-is-n2550357

D'oh! RIP






Yeah....................................


it would actually be funny if she wasnt dead.....................


But it does illustrate that people from countries other than Canada...............................


bring a rather DISTORTED SENSE....................................


of what public safety actually LOOKS LIKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I guess that explains why our LIE-beral Immigration minister Hussein ...........................................


thinks we should respond to Muslim Terror...........................................


in the same way we respond to Tornadoes and blizzards and floods!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!



Hussein and his LIE-beral gang of LIE-berals and HOGS want us to RESIGN OURSELVES......................................... .


to blood in the streets!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!


For the GLORY of the LIE-beral party!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!


LIE-berals will let ANYBODY come to Canada.........................................


AND LET THEM STAY HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!


EVEN AFTER THEY ARE CONVICTED OF TERRORIST CHARGES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


LIE-berals are so DESPERATELY SLOPPY in their handling of the legal system....................................


that some guy who was GUILTY of MURDER......................................


for having chopped up some other guy with a MEAT CLEAVER.........................


and was committed to the CAMH mental health facility.................................


and decided he didnt like it there.......................................


SO HE WALKED AWAY............................................


and got on a plane and flew back HOME.............................................. ....


to CHINA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


And it took SEVERAL WEEKS........................................


BEFORE CAMH ADMITTED THEY HAD LOST THE GUY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!



LIE-berals are so desperate to cling to power at any price that they are IGNORING all manner of violent crime.......................


and IGNORING MASSIVE MONEY LAUNDERING by organized crime gangs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


LIE-berals are pandering to the EXTREMISTS in our society in exchange for VOTES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



LIE-berals are enraging our allies who think that organized crime and drug trading is A PLAGUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



The ONLY THING PREVENTING Canada from being declared a Socialist Pariah Nation..............................


is that another election is coming up.......................................


and Our idiot Boy will no longer have a majority govt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


So angry are Cdns at this time that there is a very good chance that Our idiot Boy and his loser LIE-berals.........................................


will BE SWEPT AWAY in an avalanche of public rage and disgust!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!



After that happens...............................


the new govt can begin the process of restoring the good name of sensible and logical Canada!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Blackleaf
#557
https://kaotic.com/video/7qCodWnY_2019818230635_t
 
Hoid
#558
Quote: Originally Posted by Walter View Post

Sad, really. A delusional lady, prahly voted for Turdoh.

Racist feels bad
 
Walter
#559
Couple suffers fatal fall while kissing on bridge in Peru
https://nypost.com/2019/08/08/couple...ridge-in-peru/

Sad but true.
 
Hoid
#560
not fake news or schaudenpoofer?
 
spaminator
+1
#561
Man dies during taco-eating contest in California
Postmedia News
Published:
August 15, 2019
Updated:
August 15, 2019 2:08 PM EDT
(Getty Images file photo)
A 41-year-old man died after he apparently choked while competing in a taco-eating contest at a California ballpark on Tuesday.
According to ABC 30, Dana Andrew Hutchings was leading the contest at a Fresno Grizzlies game in Fresno, Calif., when he suddenly stopped eating.
“He was winning,” witness Eric Schmidt told ABC 30. “I mean, he was hungry, you could tell. My son and I were standing there like ‘oh, there’s the guy.’ And he was winning because he was starving.”
But Schmidt noticed something was wrong when Hutchings stopped stuffing himself with tacos and the Jumbotron showing the contest went dark.
Investigators say 41-year-old Dana Andrew Hutchings choked during the contest. He was taken to the hospital where he passed away https://t.co/Wsno82pdht
— KRON4 News (@kron4news) August 15, 2019
Fresno Grizzlies medical staff and paramedics rushed to give him first aid, local authorities said.
Paramedics tried to clear food out of Hutchings’ airway, but he died shortly after he arrived at a local hospital.
Hutchings was described as a fun-loving man who made a strong impression on fans at the contest.
Schmidt told ABC 30 that Hutchings had mentioned he was a diabetic and had a few beers.
“He said he was going to enter a taco-eating contest and has been not eating all day to make himself a winner,” Schmidt said.
An autopsy has been scheduled for Thursday to determine the cause of death.
The Grizzlies have cancelled the professional taco-eating contest scheduled for Saturday.
http://twitter.com/kron4news/status/1161990695705464836
http://abc30.com/man-dies-after-taco...s-game/5467417
http://kron4.com/news/california/man...eating-contest
http://torontosun.com/news/world/man...-in-california
 
IdRatherBeSkiing
#562
Obviously nobody knew how to administer the heimlich maneuver.
 
JLM
#563
Quote: Originally Posted by IdRatherBeSkiing View Post

Obviously nobody knew how to administer the heimlich maneuver.


Probably not! What did he die of? choking? heart attack?
 
taxslave
#564
Quote: Originally Posted by JLM View Post

Probably not! What did he die of? choking? heart attack?

Full blown attack of retardation.
 
JLM
#565
Quote: Originally Posted by taxslave View Post

Full blown attack of retardation.


Stuffing one's self with Tacos at an insane pace could cause that alright!
 
Curious Cdn
-1
#566
Quote: Originally Posted by IdRatherBeSkiing View Post

Obviously nobody knew how to administer the heimlich maneuver.

I'll bet that you're an expert at the hindlick maneuver.
 
Hoid
#567
Quote: Originally Posted by taxslave View Post

Full blown attack of retardation.

retard is a magic white natty word

like tidewater
 
Curious Cdn
#568
Quote: Originally Posted by Hoid View Post

retard is a magic white natty word
like tidewater

... and "collusion" ...
 
IdRatherBeSkiing
+1
#569
Quote: Originally Posted by JLM View Post

Probably not! What did he die of? choking? heart attack?


The article indicated choking thus my question. A heart attack would not be helped by the Heimlich maneuver.
 
JLM
#570
Quote: Originally Posted by Hoid View Post

retard is a magic white natty word

like tidewater


Have you ever considered quitting posting garbage?
 

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