cortez is confirmed undercover CSIS agent


cortez
#1
haaaa

ok- this one IS true
if any of you see a SWAT team pull up in front of your house today--- i sent them
 
Said1
Free Thinker
#2
DarkBeaver is really an ex-KGB agent. Don't let him fool you into thinking he's really a innocent socialist. Ok, the socialist part is true, but he's Russian, not Canadian.
 
Zan
Green
#3
does this account fer Sassie's insistence that you are a woman? Did she blow yer cover?
 
Said1
Free Thinker
#4
 
Zan
Green
#5
I was talking to cortez...
 
Said1
Free Thinker
#6
Ooops.


Zan? Zan who?
 
Sassylassie
#7
Cortez, aka Contessa is a woman, read some of her earlier post. Yep she's a girl. She's one of us Said1, but for reasons unknown she's ashamed of her femininity. I like being female.
 
Said1
Free Thinker
#8
Oh, I know. That's why I've been cutting her so much slack. Us chicks gotta stick together.
 
Zan
Green
#9
Quote: Originally Posted by Said1

Ooops.


Zan? Zan who?

just Zan... another chick
 
Sassylassie
#10
Amen sister, come on tell the truth Contessa we will protect you from the aggressive males.
 
cortez
#11
if im a woman
im a very hairy one
 
Toro
#12
Me too.

I'm paid by the CIA.

The number one way we folks in the intelligence community find out about other spies is through confessions on Internet forums.
 
cortez
#13
duh......
 
Said1
Free Thinker
#14
Quote: Originally Posted by cortez

if im a woman
im a very hairy one

It's ok. We still love you sister.
 
cortez
#15
ok--
all these insinuations that i am a woman--
have to stop

what--- cant a guy be intelligent charming tackfull considerate caring thoughtfull and humble---- you know all those qualities that are self evident on my posts--

without someone wondering --- hey is this person a sister....
 
Said1
Free Thinker
#16
Hey. Fuhget aboot it.
 
elevennevele
#17
I can't believe I'm reading this all the way through. I must be losing my edge.

Whether Cortez is a female or not has me more stumped than anything else I've read on these forums. I guess this is how those soap operas work on tv as you wait from some kind of cliffhanger.
 

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