Stupid, Dumb and Just Plain Ignorant Cop Thread


Tecumsehsbones
#1381
Quote: Originally Posted by JLMView Post

It wasn't a bull shit story. It was on the radio at work, two of us heard it and discussed it. Maybe you'd do the same thing if it was your daughter! Anyway, Putz isn't to be taken seriously about ANYTHING!

Difference is, I did it. With a rifle in my hand. I know what I am.
 
Cannuck
#1382
Quote: Originally Posted by JLMView Post

It wasn't a bull shit story. It was on the radio at work, two of us heard it and discussed it.

Dig it up or put your money where your mouth is Asshole!
 
JLM
#1383
Quote: Originally Posted by CannuckView Post

Dig it up or put your money where your mouth is Asshole!


I don't have to dig f- all up - you're the asshole that disputes it so prove it.
 
Cannuck
#1384
Quote: Originally Posted by JLMView Post

I don't have to dig f- all up - you're the asshole that disputes it so prove it.

Clearly you canít then. Thanks
 
JLM
#1385
Quote: Originally Posted by CannuckView Post

Clearly you canít then. Thanks


Probably not so an idiot like you could grasp it. It's been close to 40 years, years before Google was even thought of, MORON!
 
Cannuck
#1386
So Iíll take that as a no. Can say Iím surprised
 
JLM
#1387
Quote: Originally Posted by CannuckView Post

So Iíll take that as a no. Can say Iím surprised


You just take it any way you want, I don't care and no one else does either. Most people by now would take the hint and give me a wide berth - I want absolutely nothing to do with you. Are you too stupid to get the picture? FCUK OFF!
 
Cannuck
#1388
Quote: Originally Posted by JLMView Post

You just take it any way you want

Thanks. I will
 
Danbones
#1389
Quote: Originally Posted by Curious CdnView Post

I need you to put a curse on an internet troll for me.
How many children will it cost me?

(There, FTFY )

Just keep layin them on the table till he tells you to stop...

BTW, You may want to use a spell checker just to make sure he doesn't make any mistakes.
 
Danbones
#1390
Quote: Originally Posted by TecumsehsbonesView Post

He'll fantasize about throwing you off a railroad trestle.

Just like you fantasize about hitting the target some day down at the range?

I hope you do better there than here.
 
Danbones
#1391
Quote: Originally Posted by CannuckView Post

Clearly you canít then. Thanks

You may prove him wrong anytime...I hope you do better at that then t-bones does
 
Danbones
#1392
Quote: Originally Posted by DaSleeperView Post

Thanks after all I am 25% red with white skin (recessive gene) lol

LoL
You make it sound like a raspberry cream cheese bagel doood.

Though that might explain the 10% effective at the tax payers expense.
Last edited by Danbones; Apr 4th, 2019 at 05:35 AM..
 
Cannuck
#1393
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/12/09/u...o-arizona.html

Cop porn for Trumpites
 
Curious Cdn
#1394
An armed patrol of Mexican soldiers disarmed and detained two US soldiers, south of the American fence but north of the Rio Grande a couple of weeks back

http://www.newsweek.com/mexican-sold...-about-1401939

"Confusion about the border" What nonsense. The Rio Grande is quite distinctive and it is the border all the way along. It would take some effort to end up on the other side of it and you would sure as hell know that you'd crossed it.

Wouldn't it be interesting if the Mexicans fought back?
 
taxslave
#1395
If the Rio Grande is the border and the soldiers were caught NORTH of the river how were they in Mexican territory?
 
JLM
#1396
Quote: Originally Posted by Curious CdnView Post

An armed patrol of Mexican soldiers disarmed and detained two US soldiers, south of the American fence but north of the Rio Grande a couple of weeks back

http://www.newsweek.com/mexican-sold...-about-1401939

"Confusion about the border" What nonsense. The Rio Grande is quite distinctive and it is the border all the way along. It would take some effort to end up on the other side of it and you would sure as hell know that you'd crossed it.

Wouldn't it be interesting if the Mexicans fought back?


I think the answer to your question is simple. Would U.S. employees be allowed on Mexican real estate to erect a fence? Since the river marks the border wouldn't it be reasonable to erect the fence on the north bank of the river? Doesn't require a whole lot of brain power!
 
spilledthebeer
#1397
Quote: Originally Posted by taxslaveView Post

If the Rio Grande is the border and the soldiers were caught NORTH of the river how were they in Mexican territory?




It is simple..................................the border fence cuts across loops of the river...........................................


and the border fence is actually built some distance NORTH of the border.....................................


so that support posts can go into solid ground and not be washed out by river erosion!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Thus THERE IS Yankee land SOUTH of the border fence.............................


sandwiched between the fence and the actual river bank border!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


As usual the Mexicans were being PISSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


They are all smiles and pals when Yankees have jobs to invest!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


But they are something else when it comes to THEIR SOVEREIGNTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!


There is a Yankee rail line that runs very close to part of the border in New Mexico................................


and there is a LONG steep grade where freight trains slow right down..................................


making it easy to hop aboard.........................................


And that is what Mexicans were doing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


They would sneak across the border after dark and wait for a freight train and hop aboard as it lumbered up the grade!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


The banditos knew how to trigger the emergency air brakes on the train and when it stopped they would pick a couple of cars and a mob would ransack whatever was inside!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


While the train crew hid out of sight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Sometimes they might find electronics....................................... ........


or clothing........................................


or maybe only toilet paper............................................. .


but HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


All these things are necessary and getting them for free in nice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


So the railway got sick of the crap and batches of FBI agents began riding in random freight cars!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Sure enough a freight carrying FBI cargo got stopped and as the banditos jumped in.........................


FBI jumped out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


A wild melees ensued..................................


A female FBI agent was cracked on the skull with a club................................


but hung on long enough for other agents to get a good look at her attacker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


The banditos fled back across the border with FBI in hot pursuit of the club wielder!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Chased the guy right into his own house and arrested him and dragged him back to United States to face robbery and assault charges!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


And the Mexican ambassador delivered a stinging lecture to the Yankee ambassador over the Yankee "violation" of Mexican Sovereignty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!


So Mexicans picking up a couple of Yankee soldiers ON YANKEE SOIL for violating Mexican sovereignty aint a new thing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
JLM
#1398
"Doesn't require a whole lot of brain power"


And obviously more than Putz can manage!
 
Cannuck
#1399
So in your head
 
Curious Cdn
#1400
Quote: Originally Posted by CannuckView Post

So in your head

Must be cramped, dark and dank in there.
 
Cannuck
#1401
Dark and dank for sure but incredibly spacious
 
Curious Cdn
#1402
Quote: Originally Posted by CannuckView Post

Dark and dank for sure but incredibly spacious

Can you see light coming in from the ear holes?
 
Cannuck
#1403
His hearing aids are blocking the light
 
Curious Cdn
#1404
Quote: Originally Posted by CannuckView Post

His hearing aids are blocking the light

So, not too bright in there, eh?

There's a surprise.
 
Cliffy
#1405
A couple of RCMP officers stopped at Sandy Bay First Nation and talked to an old Indian standing on the road.
He told the old Indian, "I need to inspect this land for illegally grown drugs."
The elder reluctantly said, "okay, but don't go into that field over there...", as he pointed with his lips to the location.
The RCMP officer verbally exploded & said, "look mister, I have the authority of the federal government with me!"
Reaching into his rear back pocket, the arrogant officer removed his badge & proudly displayed it to the old Indian.
"See this badge?! This badge means I can go wherever I want, whenever I want................on any land! No questions asked, no answers given! Do you understand old man?"
The elder nodded kindly, apologized & went about his business. Moments later he heard loud - fearful screams; he looked up & saw the RCMP officer running for his life, being chased by a Bull Bison. With every step the Bull Bison was gaining ground on the officer & it was likely that he'd sure enough get gored before he reached safety. The officer was clearly terrified.
The old Indian threw down his tools & ran as fast as he could to the fence & yelled at the top of his lungs......"YOUR BADGE! SHOW HIM YOUR BADGE
 
Cannuck
#1406
That joke was mildly amusing the first 437 times I heard it
 
spilledthebeer
#1407
Quote: Originally Posted by CannuckView Post

That joke was mildly amusing the first 437 times I heard it




Peter Sellers did a version of that of that joke about 40 years ago!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


You know the one I mean.............................................. ....



Sellers looks at a dog and asks: "does your dog bite"?


And the hotel owner says "no"...................................


So Sellers pats the dog................................


and gets bitten.....................................


and the hotel owner shrugs and says "that`s not my dog"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Its too bad that Cliffy is so limited in his thinking that he has to steal clues from old white guys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!