The Canadian women's hockey team played a boy's recreational Midget hockey team and lost. A team of 14-15 year olds beat them. And we're calling them Olympians??
Canadian curlers aren't performing too well. If things don't turn around quickly I recommend they return to their "tankard" roots and drink more beer.
"Curling? That's not a sport, that's housework!"
-- Callum Keith Rennie as Det. Ray Vecchio Kowalski, Due South