Did you hear about the horse that walked into a bar?


Blackleaf
#1
Hold your horses — you’re barred!

A pony is led out of a pub after trotting in and heading for the counter.

I'M PONY HERE FOR THE BEER Pony is led out of a pub by barmaid after trotting in and standing by the bar ‘as if wanting a pint’

The Oak Inn is in the New Forest, where 5,000 ponies roam free

WTF
By Ben Leo
8th September
The Sun

HOLD your horses — you’re barred!

A pony is led out of a pub after trotting in and heading for the counter.


The pony looked like it wanted to order a drink


He had more friends waiting outside


Martin Barrett and barmaid Lizzy Peeling run The Oak Inn in New Forest

Barmaid Lizzie Peeling, 24, an ex-showjumping groom, said: “She stood there as if wanting a pint. She had a rope collar, so I used that to push her out.

“She didn’t want to go, then got her bum stuck in the door, so I got her to do a three-point turn.”

The pony and two pals later hung around outside The Oak Inn in Lyndhurst, Hampshire.

It is in the New Forest, where 5,000 ponies roam free.

Lizzie had already shooed three from the car park on her way into work.

She said: “It was nice to go back to my old job for a few minutes.”

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/720666...es-new-forest/
 
Ron in Regina
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1JOFhfoAD4
 
Hoid
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the real punch line is "and the bartender says to him hey fella, why the long face?"
 

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