Liberals to announce marijuana will be legal by July 1, 2018


Murphy
Conservative
+2
#301
1968. Pierre Elliot Trudeau was picking garbage out of the dumpster behind the Chateau Laurier. His family had reported him missing. He would disappear for lengthy periods, living as a homeless person in various places around the world.

The Liberals decided it was time to show the world that any idiot could be PM of Canada. Poof! Pierre became PM.

Part Deux came with son Justin. He willed Justin to Marc Lalonde, who in turn, willed Justin to the party.

From here, the story gets bizarre.
 
darkbeaver
Republican
#302
Only an idiot would be like Justintyme Treudeau, what a fukkin distopic choice for PM , he,s obviously an airthead, odf the emptyiesd kind, his asmile is worthless Canadhu.

If my arthritis weren,t so bad I would travel to Ottawa and beat him to death with my cane.

I cannot get a whack at him, this is very frustrating, I just want t o pound him into submuission or mush don,t make any differancer to me,.

Canada has an asshole for Prime Minister an empty bag of air,cold to come

Where.s that goddamn Haprer when we could use him? Are there any real Canadians left or right fit to rule?
 
Murphy
Conservative
#303
I'll never forget my first time painting a Trudeau. It started years ago when we would drag hippies out of their sleeping bags and push them off the seawall into the water. We used to hang around Stanley Park. But that got boring after a while, so me and my buddy Slade answered an ad in the paper.

WANTED
Indigent university kids to paint people
Phone James Sinclair
Fruit basket provided for applicants chosen

We hung around a telephone booth for hours waiting for the phone back. All afternoon we chased old people away from it. The booth was in front of a senior's complex and bingo hall. Don't ask what happened to some of them.

Anyway, at 4:30, we got phoned. It was old man Sinclair. He was some high placed Liberal minister or priest or something. That's what Slade told me.

"Come around to the statue with all the bird sh!t on it. I'll be waiting at a park bench. You will recognize me by my silk hat and scarf. Ignore the dwarf on the leash tied to the statue. It's not mine."

So me and Slade went over there. Sinclair was there, dressed all fancy, sitting on the bench. About two feet away was a naked dwarf. He creeped me out, you know. He had no teeth and was drooling. On the ground beside him was an old carpet with someone inside. We could hear someone's muffled laughing.

Sinclair put down the fruit basket and said, "There's five bucks in it for you. Just paint the Trudeau and tie him up beside the naked dwarf."

The dwarf called out to Sinclair. "Sir, am I to go home tonight?"

Sinclair turned red and said, "I wish people wouldn't abandon their naked dwarves in the park like that." Then he turned to the little fellow and whispered, "I don't know who you are, but if you be quiet, I'll take you home and feed you. You can stay overnight in the Scarlet Room."

Then the dwarf urinated on the grass and started laughing. "Daddy, likes it when I'm naked and tied up."

Sinclair walked away hurriedly, with the naked dwarf on a leash.

Slade opened the fruit basket and found spray cans, some brushes and a magazine called "Van Boys in Bondage". The front cover had a picture of two young teens tied to a bed and a goat eating the mattress. We unrolled the carpet and there he was. The Trudeau. But this was before he became famous. So we painted him up to look like a Toronto Maple Leaf and tied him to the statue with all the bird poop on it.

In the bottom of the basket was an envelope with five crisp one dollar bills. Jackpot! We ate well for the rest of the week.

Delays. Delays. And words of muted praise.
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Danbones
Free Thinker
#304
Quote: Originally Posted by Murphy View Post

No, it won't. You're such an idiot.

The government does not kill off the people that pay them taxes. But people like you, who are a financial drain, are fair game. Watch for the black choppers over Nakusp, Cliffy.

Right buddy: That's the biggest misjudgement I have ever seen stated on the internet, period:

Government is THE BIGGEST MURDERER OF IT'S OWN PEOPLE in the history of the planet.
The numbers:
https://www.hawaii.edu/powerkills/20TH.HTM

For example:
Pol Pot, in his murders in Cambodia killed just because folks wore glasses, and must be smart.
(So POT does kill when installed by the CIA!)

I guess you missed the pesticide scandals that some of the "legit " growers have recently had.

Myclobutanil: Why are some licensed cannabis producers using this banned pesticide?
https://www.straight.com/cannabis/95...nned-pesticide

Banned pesticide found at medical marijuana company
https://www.theglobeandmail.com/news...ticle34882109/

How the Canadian government changed its mind on pesticide testing.
https://www.theglobeandmail.com/news...ticle37466050/
Last edited by Danbones; Mar 13th, 2018 at 03:23 AM..
 
Cannuck
No Party Affiliation
#305
Quote: Originally Posted by JLM View Post

Ignorant Asshole!

Yes, they can be.