CANADA USES WMD of course!!! Here is the scenario:
0930 hours Ottawa, Parliment War Room:
Minister of Defence: "Mr. Ronald Rumsfield, I do not like how you looked at me. You criticised me and said that I make I mistake. Now I will declare war on you."
U.S.A. ambassador: "Now now now Mr. Minister of Defence, don't you think that your zero tolerance policies are getting out of hand?? I mean, having people imprisioned and assasinated just for looking at you differently or criticising you??"
Minister of Defence: "Argg silence bub, I will eliminate USA!!" Commander have the underground WMD ammo storage ready, load the silos and let the games begin MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! oh Canada!"
Canadian commander: "Yes sir, we will go to war for small reasons"
1034 Hours UN Conference, USA
UN secretary Kofi Annan: "Oh dear, Canadians are acting on their emotions again! How immature, acting like little children when they are 20-50 years old and still crying for their mommy." "Executive, I like you to try send the Psychiatric department of the UN to Canada and negotiate diplomatic situations before the evil Canuks mobilize their troops." "What? they are crazy beyond hope you say? alright, we will see what we can do in terms of humanitarian aid for this war crisis"
1230 Hours Canada Toronto Downtown
Hundreds of thousands of Canadians, from civilians to police officers to soldiers, all armed to the teeth and marching in several rows down YONGE STREET. Acompanied by tanks on the street and airforce jets flying across the skys to bomb USA with WMD warheads.
At the end of the line is a HUGE missle carrying truck with a HUGE missle and a HUGE WMD warhead. The crowd is cheering and very very very very very very very very anxious to feed their bloodthirsty appitite.
Canadian People: "WAR! WAR! WAR!" "For Mother Canada!!"
They all shout as they march across the street.
0330 HOURS Earth As a fireball
All is lost, the world is gone. every living cell has gone extinct. All evil begins and ends with Canada. Oh Canada!!
Have a nice day folks!!!