Leaf funnies


Walter
#1
What's the difference between a triangle and the Maple Leafs?
A triangle has 3 points.
 
#juan
#2
A Canadian peacekeeper is walking in a desert when he comes across a magic lamp. He rubs it and out comes a genie. The genie promises to give him 1 wish. The peacekeeper thinks hard and finally takes out a map. He points at the region where he's from and says all he wants is to have peace in that region. "Wow," the genie says, "that's a tough one, I don't know if it is possible. Do you have anything else?" The peacekeeper thinks a moment and says: "How about the Leafs winning the Stanley Cup?" to which the genie replies: "Let me see that map again."
 
TenPenny
#3
I figured out how to avoid raking this fall.
I put a hockey net on my lawn.
There hasn't been a Leaf near it all season!
 
Kreskin
#4
Why do all trees grow toward Toronto? Because the Leafs suck.
 
Hazmart
#5
What do the Toronto Maple Leafs, Toronto Argonauts and the Toronto Blue Jays all have in common besides being based in Toronto ?

None of them can play hockey.
 
Johnnny
#6
dam the leafs are garbage this year, again.....

glad im a habs fan, but even they are kinda floundering
 
Cannuck
#7
Quote: Originally Posted by Hazmart View Post

What do the Toronto Maple Leafs, Toronto Argonauts and the Toronto Blue Jays all have in common besides being based in Toronto ?

None of them can play hockey.

Or football or baseball
 
TenPenny
#8
Even Hockey Night In Canada is thinking of showing other games instead of Toronto.

My daughter plays next Sat night, maybe that would be a good alternative.
 
Spade
#9
Hockey - The reason the Leafs turn red in fall!
 
Risus
#10
Quote: Originally Posted by Cannuck View Post

Or football or baseball

Maybe the Raptors will have a chance this year.
 
Risus
#11
The problem with pro sports in Toronto is they sell tickets whether they win or not, so why make the effort?
 
#juan
#12
Quote: Originally Posted by Risus View Post

The problem with pro sports in Toronto is they sell tickets whether they win or not, so why make the effort?

That is kind of the same problem Vancouver has. They just had their 237th consecutive sell-out.
 
Liberalman
#13
To the Leaf Nation send the players meatballs because they got no balls
 
dumpthemonarchy
#14
The Leafs are simply cursed by the hockey gods. Nothing you can do except cheer for the Canucks.
 
jambo101
#15
Hows our old buddy Mike Komisarek.working out for you guys?
 
Walter
#16
What a bunch of dullards; these posts are supposed to try to be humourous.

Why doesn't Hamilton have an NHL team?
Because then Toronto would want one.

The general manager, coach and six Maple Leaf starters walk into a bar.
Nobody is surprised.
 
Walter
#17
What do the Leafs and the Titanic have in common?
They both look great until they hit the ice.
 
Tonington
#18
Why don't the Leafs drink tea?
The Canadiens have all the cups.
 
Johnnny
#19
leafs won last night, i was shocked lol... i was hoping ottawa would be the devils though
 
TenPenny
#20
The worst adult movie I have ever seen was titled Marge & Me Xmas 94 which I found inside a second hand Betamax video recorder I bought for thirty five dollars. While it contained a lot of nudity, most of it hairless, and very little dialogue apart from Marge complaining continuously about a cramp and at one point the gas bill, they were both extremely overweight and well into their sixties so I could only handle an hour or so before ejecting in disgust.
 
Spade
#21
Q: Why did the Maple Leaf forwards cross the road?
A: It was a goal they could achieve!
 
JakeElwood
#22
Quote: Originally Posted by Walter View Post

What a bunch of dullards; these posts are supposed to try to be humourous.

Why doesn't Hamilton have an NHL team?
Because then Toronto would want one .

Nice thread Walter. No jokes, just a couple of funny pictures.


 
Starscream
#23
Q: What's the difference between the Leafs and a bucket of sh*t?
A: The bucket.

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