Spam from a cousin of Spillthebeer????


DaSleeper
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This is the longest-winded spam I've ever received........


U.S.DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY,MG

Good Day To You:

I hope this email finds you in good spirit and in good health? because i am quite aware of your losses in the past years now through this security office intelligent track devices, it may surprise you that i am also aware of your Consignment Boxes Pursuit In Benin, Ghana, Togo, Nigeria, Spain, France, Malaysia, Indonesia, China, Korea and etc .My name Is Supp. JEH C JOHNSON ,the secretary of U.S Department Of Homeland Security , i am in charge to monitor all Foreign Transactions In Africa Europe And Asia and this kept me in constantly traveling round the world.

I have been in The U.S Department Of Homeland Security Secret Service now since The Government of President Donald Trump, monitoring the various transactions going on in Africa, Europe And Asia, most especially Consignments Cases, A.T.M Card Cases And Bank Transfer. I do not intend to spoil your day or to put you under duress.

But you can not receive any of your Consignments Boxes, And Bank Transfer pursuit, without a Clearance from this U.S Department Of Homeland Security. However, upon my arrival in Benin Republic after series of meetings with our President Donald Trump and United Nations Secretary General Ban Ki-Moon, due to numerous complains from other Security Agencies from Africa Asia, Europe, Oceania, Antarctica,South America And The United States Of America Respectively, and against the Benin Government and Nigeria over the rate of Scam/Fraudulent Activities going on in these Africa Countries and around the World.

When i arrive in the Benin Parliament in Cotonou and going through all cases of unpaid funds, i found your ATM MASTER CARD Clearance File lying on the Foreign Affair Office Desk without any attention and on a thorough scrutiny, i discovered that your ATM MASTER CARD have been abandoned by your delivery agent. Meanwhile, i was made to understand that the Foreign Affair Office have tried to reach to you, but no way and they have made several attempts to contact your delivery agent but to no avail.To my greatest surprise, during my recent routine Re-Checking, i personally discovered that your ATM MASTER CARD Content Declaration Document (C.D.D)stated that your ATM MASTER CARD Contains Personal Effects meanwhile, it contains United States Dollar Cash Us$1.3 Million Dollars, (One Million,Three Hundred Thousand United States Dollars) which made it impossible for the ATM MASTER CARD to be delivered to you earlier before now.

Based on this personal discovery, i am contacting you now to let you know that with my position and power down here as the secretary of U.S Department Of Homeland Security and now i am presently here in Benin Republic to handle this matter of all unpaid foreign payment to their respective owners like you, i can assist you to legally clear your ATM MASTER CARD Funds and personally make the shipment to you before coming back, but you must agree with the following conditions. Because i have called our office in Washington,Dc from here in Benin, who has been intercepting all your E-Mail Communications, telephone Text/ Sms messages & all telephone Calls, with the help of Mtn, Tigo Vodafone And Airtel Network Benin.

I also received some information from our Homeland Security Office representing here in Benin Republic, they have confirmed about your emails, & other communications that you have been dealing and sending Money to people in Benin, Ghana, South Africa, Togo,Nigeria ,UK & etc who claims to be the Western Union Directors and representative of other unofficial offices. You are also dealing with a Bank, and other names which i am still waiting to be forwarded to me from Our Office In Washington,Dc. My office authority have monitored all your dealings with those Hoodlums.

You are advice to from hence fort stop further dealings with all the above mentioned people, until we complete our investigation. Because your dealing with them is termed as illegal transaction. I wish to inform you that we the Homeland Security is on look out for all the above mentioned names, mostly those who claims to be the director of West African Debt settlement, Western Union And Money Gram and including the property recovery Benin. All these mentioned people are imposters, and we intend to apprehend them soon.

I want you to please stop communicating, and dealing with them until we complete our investigation. I wish to notify you about the latest development concerning your ATM MASTER CARD content of your total D$1.3 Million that was already handed over to me today. Your ATM MASTER CARD content of your total $1.3 Million was assigned to me today after the meeting held between me and some of the top Parliament members of Benin and the Foreign Affair Minister in the Benin Capital Commercial Headquarters Cotonou, due to the delay by you as nobody has heard from you to receive your ATM MASTER CARD For Long time now.

Accordingly, we have waived away all your ATM MASTER CARD "Clearance Fees" and authorized the Government of Benin Republic to allow me ship your approved ATM MASTER CARD to make the delivery to you without any delay which they have agreed. The only Fee you will Pay to confirm Your ATM MASTER CARD received in your possession is the "Air Flight Weight Fee" of your ATM MASTER CARD which is the sum of $100USD.

In order words your ATM MASTER CARD is with me now and i will be waiting to hear from you to enable me make the delivery to you as soon as you sent me your below shipping details/Address where you will want your ATM MASTER CARD be deliver to you.

Your Full Name: .........
Your Full Address: ......
Your Direct Telephone Numbers: .............
Preferably, you can send us your Mobile Phone number to enable an urgent direct contact with you hence the arrival in your city.

Hence i hear from you also with the Reference numbers for the fee payment of the Air Flight Weight Fee of your ATM MASTER CARD which is the sum of $100USD, then, i will ship your ATM MASTER CARD content of your $1.3 Million,

And as soon as the delivery agent arrive in your state, i will give you a telephone call and instantly send an email to you from my official Ipad Hand Computer which is always with me while traveling around the world so that you will give me a direction on how he can meet Face to Face and he will physically hand over your A.T.M Card to you before proceeding back to to his official duty Post in the States.

I have taken this assignment upon myself because i understand that you have really paid so much on the cost of these Delivery which i want to stop now, because, nothing was received by you. So be advised to contact me hence immediately you get this email now because, every thing has been done ok. Once you send the money, try to immediately notify me with the Reference numbers for easy pick up and for the immediate action on the delivery of your A.T.M Card, for you to receive your A.T.M Card without any further delay Again . Since you was unable to receive it since .

Send the fee of $100 USD via Money Gram Transfer using the below stated receivers name and information.

Receiver’s Name:.........JOE OBI
Country:. . . . . . . . Benin REPUBLIC
City:. . . . . . . . . .Port novo
Amount:. . . . . . . . $100 Only
Mtcn:. . . . . . . .
Sender's Name . . . .
Sender's Address. . .

As soon as you send the fee, make sure that you send me the Reference numbers, senders name and other payment information.Once you send the Money, Try to immediately notify me with the Reference numbers for confirmation and for the immediate action on the shipping of your A.T.M Card and its Handing over to you. Also you are to forward to us any email that you have been receiving from people for proper verification and investigation before you deal with them okay.

I have a very limited time to stay here so i will like you to urgently respond to this email message with the fee payment Reference Numbers ok , my dear, this is the opportunity for you and you have to urgently comply so that your A.T.M Card shall be deliver to you at your designated address. But remember that after (Some Days) you did not make the Payment, then i Will have not other option than to regard your A.T.M Card as unclaimed and divert it to Us Government Reserve Fund or to Benin Government Treasury. Please treat this as a matter of urgency.

Sincerely Yours,
SUPP. INTELLIGENCE GENERAL, JEH C JOHNSON
SECRETARY OF THE DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY U.S.A


FROM THE U.S.A DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY.

 
Murphy
#2
Excellent. Sure looks like STB's style.
 
DaSleeper
#3
The reader's digest version arrived to-day.....lol

Hello,

Good day,
I am aware that this letter has come to you as a surprise as we have not met before or handled any business deal in the past. Nevertheless, I have contacted you with genuine intentions and I hope I can trust you with this Inheritance Opportunity which I will explain below.

My name is Mr. Steven Wardner an account manager with a Bank here in the United Kingdom. I personally retrieved your contact address in my search for a trustworthy partner to stand as the next of kin to a deceased customer of our bank late Mr. Bob Rodriguez Moreno, who died in London from Cardiac Arrest in the year 2007, unfortunately this customer died intestate leaving his account in our bank with an open beneficiary status.

All efforts made by myself and the bank to locate his relatives has been unsuccessful, so I decided to write you as I have monitored this account for almost 10 years and no one has laid any claim till date. I would like to present you to our bank as his next of kin to claim this dormant account worth £10.7 Million GBP (Ten Million Seven Hundred Thousand British Pounds Sterling). You will apply to the bank as an extended relative to the deceased customer while I work from the inside to make sure all needed information and evidences are provided to back up your claim.

During our bank latest managerial meeting in line with the new financial year started this February; open beneficiary mandate has been placed on all dormant accounts to encourage possible relatives to come forth with a claim, If not, these accounts would be reverted back to the coffers of the British Government as unclaimed estate at the expiration of a 10 year dormancy period approved by the Government. It was on this decision of the bank that I hastened up to write you this letter as it is very obvious that no member of the Mr. Moreno‘s family has any knowledge of this account; else this account shouldn’t be left dormant until this date, and I am sure you do not want the Government to claim it either.

On completion of this transaction and funds confirmed in your account, we shall disburse the funds equally 50%/50%. As an insider in the bank, I am here to guide you in all the procedures and I assure you of success once you keep strictly to my instructions. This transaction would be handled under due inheritance procedures and legitimate arrangement to keep us free from any breach of the law, and it also requires all confidentiality at this stage, and I believe that you are ready to keep this information at Top-secret until we are able to claim the funds from the bank.

Please send your response to my private email address below indicating readiness to proceed with this transaction, and I will forward you more details.

Sincerely,
Mr. Steven Wardner
 

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