Anatomical anomaly: Trump claims the kidney ‘has a special place in the heart’


White_Unifier
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https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.the...p-kidney-heart

Must be inherited from the revolutionaries who stormed the airports.
 
Curious Cdn
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Quote: Originally Posted by White_Unifier View Post

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.the...p-kidney-heart
Must be inherited from the revolutionaries who stormed the airports.

He has a swimming pool at Mar a Lago that's shaped like one to honor his favourite organ.
 
White_Unifier
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Quote: Originally Posted by Curious Cdn View Post

He has a swimming pool at Mar a Lago that's shaped like one to honor his favourite organ.

I won't speculate as to what groper's favourite organ might be.
 
Jinentonix
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Jesus f*cking H. Christ on a crutch. Clearly he was speaking figuratively/poetically.

It's like me saying, "Yellowknife has a special place in my heart" and then having some brainless, braying leftards scratching their heads and deciding to "educate" me that Yellowknife is a city and not part of the human body.

The Revolutionaries storming the airports is a head-scratcher though.

On a side note, Ben Franklin did ask (paraphrasing) 'what man is rich enough that he can afford to carpet his land with soldiers so that 10,000 men dropping from the sky would not be able to cause infinite mischief?' Clearly referring to the concept of airborne troops even though it was the 18th century when he said it.
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Curious Cdn
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Quote: Originally Posted by Jinentonix View Post

Jesus f*cking H. Christ on a crutch. Clearly he was speaking figuratively/poetically.
It's like me saying, "Yellowknife has a special place in my heart" and then having some brainless, braying leftards scratching their heads and deciding to "educate" me that Yellowknife is a city and not part of the human body.
The Revolutionaries storming the airports is a head-scratcher though.
On a side note, Ben Franklin did ask (paraphrasing) 'what man is rich enough that he can afford to carpet his land with soldiers so that 10,000 men dropping from the sky would not be able to cause infinite mischief?' Clearly referring to the concept of airborne troops even though it was the 18th century when he said it.

Trump doesn't do simile and allegory. He's a "chipped flint axe" kind of a guy, not a master Craftsman.
 
petros
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Quote: Originally Posted by Curious Cdn View Post

He has a swimming pool at Mar a Lago that's shaped like one to honor his favourite organ.

Quote: Originally Posted by White_Unifier View Post

I won't speculate as to what groper's favourite organ might be.

Do you know what is better than roses on a piano?

Tulips on your organ.
 
petros
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Quote: Originally Posted by Curious Cdn View Post

Trump doesn't do simile and allegory. He's a "chipped flint axe" kind of a guy, not a master Craftsman.

Flintknapping is far far harder than forging an axe.
 
Curious Cdn
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Quote: Originally Posted by petros View Post

Do you know what is better than roses on a piano?
Tulips on your organ.

I thought that a monkey with an organ grinder would be more your style.
 
taxslave
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From the guardian no less. Like National Enquirer without the accuracy.
 
petros
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Quote: Originally Posted by Curious Cdn View Post

I thought that a monkey with an organ grinder would be more your style.

Is that what they have you doing at the box factory?
 
Jinentonix
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Quote: Originally Posted by Curious Cdn View Post

Trump doesn't do simile and allegory. He's a "chipped flint axe" kind of a guy, not a master Craftsman.

Yes, because you know him soooo well.
 
Danbones
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Every landlord should know his tenants whether they pay rent or not.


 
Johnnny
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Guys stop reading this shit you're giving yourselves brain damage. I read the opening paragraph and I already know I'm never getting that time back.
 
Tecumsehsbones
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Quote: Originally Posted by Jinentonix View Post

Jesus f*cking H. Christ on a crutch. Clearly he was speaking figuratively/poetically.

Well, of course! Him being the greatest poet ever.
 
Curious Cdn
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Quote: Originally Posted by Jinentonix View Post

Yes, because you know him soooo well.

We can't help but know him well as the loudmouth asshole IN THE WHOLE PLANET'S FACE 24/7 TELLING US HOW GREAT AND BIGLY HE IS .

You're just too dense to realize that there is something seriously wrong with a man who behaves that way..He can you be so stupid? Are you normally that ignorant?
 
White_Unifier
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Quote: Originally Posted by Curious Cdn View Post

We can't help but know him well as the loudmouth asshole IN THE WHOLE PLANET'S FACE 24/7 TELLING US HOW GREAT AND BIGLY HE IS .
You're just too dense to realize that there is something seriously wrong with a man who behaves that way..He can you be so stupid? Are you normally that ignorant?

What do you mean by 'asshole'? I wish he had one.