The golden asteroid that could make everyone on Earth a billionair


B00Mer
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The golden asteroid that could make everyone on Earth a billionaire

https://www.rt.com/business/462703-g...e-billionaire/

Who here would blast into space to go mine for gold?
 
MHz
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Quote: Originally Posted by B00Mer View Post

The golden asteroid that could make everyone on Earth a billionaire

https://www.rt.com/business/462703-g...e-billionaire/

Who here would blast into space to go mine for gold?

I'll chip in $0.02 for your flight.
 
Blackleaf
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I wouldn't go into space on our primitive 20th Century pyrotechnic craft (let's face it. The visitors to our planet are probably laughing at us). But I would onboard Red Dwarf or the Enterprise.
 
MHz
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Memo from NASA: Hiss.
 
Curious Cdn
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Another one who doesn't understand Supply and Demand curves ...

If everyone has some, it ain't worth squat.
 
B00Mer
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Quote: Originally Posted by Curious Cdn View Post

Another one who doesn't understand Supply and Demand curves ...
If everyone has some, it ain't worth squat.

Not everyone would be brave enough to venture into space.. The final frontier

Sorta like in the 1800 gold rush
 
White_Unifier
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Quote: Originally Posted by B00Mer View Post

The golden asteroid that could make everyone on Earth a billionaire
https://www.rt.com/business/462703-g...e-billionaire/
Who here would blast into space to go mine for gold?

Supply and demand. If that asteroid came crashing to earth, gold would lose some value.
 
White_Unifier
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Quote: Originally Posted by Curious Cdn View Post

Another one who doesn't understand Supply and Demand curves ...
If everyone has some, it ain't worth squat.

You beat me to it.
 
Curious Cdn
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Quote: Originally Posted by B00Mer View Post

Not everyone would be brave enough to venture into space.. The final frontier
Sorta like in the 1800 gold rush

I wonder if one of Donald Trump's relatives will open a brothel for that gold rush, too?

Maybe, circling around Uranus.
 
White_Unifier
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Quote: Originally Posted by Curious Cdn View Post

I wonder if one of Donald Trump's relatives will open a brothel for that gold rush, too?
Maybe, circling around Uranus.

Now what makes you think a person of Trump's character would exploit vulnerable people for money? Casinos, brothels, I'm surprised he's not into the alcohol, nicotine, and marijuan business too... or is he?
 
Curious Cdn
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Quote: Originally Posted by White_Unifier View Post

Now what makes you think a person of Trump's character would exploit vulnerable people for money? Casinos, brothels, I'm surprised he's not into the alcohol, nicotine, and marijuan business too... or is he?

Maybe, he's in porno that's sitting in a Russian Checko secret police server?
 
White_Unifier
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Quote: Originally Posted by Curious Cdn View Post

Maybe, he's in porno that's sitting in a Russian Checko secret police server?

Damn it, I forgot, porn, of course. Makes his children proud to call him 'Dad'! The real sin is in not latching onto a money-making opportunity when you see one, right Trump?
 
Curious Cdn
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Quote: Originally Posted by White_Unifier View Post

Damn it, I forgot, porn, of course. Makes his children proud to call him 'Dad'!

Makes his children wonder ..."Dad?" ...
 
White_Unifier
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Quote: Originally Posted by Curious Cdn View Post

Makes his children wonder ..."Dad?" ...

Oh yes, that's right. He did fight his own personal Vietnam against STI's. I wonder how many fatherless kids are wondering if he's their daddy.
 
Curious Cdn
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Quote: Originally Posted by White_Unifier View Post

Oh yes, that's right. He did fight his own personal Vietnam against STI's. I wonder how many fatherless kids are wondering if he's their daddy.

He's a tuff guy. Somebody had to do it.
 
White_Unifier
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Quote: Originally Posted by Curious Cdn View Post

He's a tuff guy. Somebody had to do it.

Yup. Nothing like unprotected sex with a stranger to scream 'compulsive.'

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/589907...nked-magazine/

With a compulsive character like that in the White House, what could possibly go wrong?
 
Curious Cdn
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Quote: Originally Posted by White_Unifier View Post

Yup. Nothing like unprotected sex with a stranger to scream 'compulsive.'
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/589907...nked-magazine/
With a compulsive character like that in the White House, what could possibly go wrong?

As I've said earlier, "covfefe" was probably a launch code.
 
White_Unifier
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Quote: Originally Posted by Curious Cdn View Post

As I've said earlier, "covfefe" was probably a launch code.

How many strains of syphilis has he got in the head too?
 
Curious Cdn
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Quote: Originally Posted by White_Unifier View Post

How many strains of syphilis has he got in the head too?

However many strains, they are definitely winning the battle.
 
Kreskin
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Quote: Originally Posted by White_Unifier View Post

Supply and demand. If that asteroid came crashing to earth, gold would lose some value.

Exactly.
 
taxslave
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Quote: Originally Posted by Curious Cdn View Post

I wonder if one of Donald Trump's relatives will open a brothel for that gold rush, too?
Maybe, circling around Uranus.

I certainly would. If the last couple of gold rushes are any indication there is more money to be made exploiting the miners than the dirt.
 
White_Unifier
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Quote: Originally Posted by taxslave View Post

I certainly would. If the last couple of gold rushes are any indication there is more money to be made exploiting the miners than the dirt.

You'd abuse your own body for the miners or someone else's?
 
MHz
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Quote: Originally Posted by White_Unifier View Post

You'd abuse your own body for the miners or someone else's?

Since when is sex abuse? If people are gold hungry the Yukon miners missed a lot and nobody is creating a rush as there is manual labor involved.
Do you abuse you hands when you type a post, do you abuse your eyes when you read a post by somebody?
 
B00Mer
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Quote: Originally Posted by White_Unifier View Post

Supply and demand. If that asteroid came crashing to earth, gold would lose some value.

We would all be dead, like the dinosaurs
 
taxslave
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Quote: Originally Posted by White_Unifier View Post

You'd abuse your own body for the miners or someone else's?

I would just run the escort service. There is a ready supply of both males and females ready to trade sex for money. Supply and demand. Someone has to organize it and look after the cash.
 
White_Unifier
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Quote: Originally Posted by taxslave View Post

I would just run the escort service. There is a ready supply of both males and females ready to trade sex for money. Supply and demand. Someone has to organize it and look after the cash.

What would your parents, wife, kids, and friends think of you investing in such a business?
 
Danbones
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Quote: Originally Posted by White_Unifier View Post

What would your parents, wife, kids, and friends think of you investing in such a business?

Here.

READ:


The Shooting of Dan McGrew

A bunch of the boys were whooping it up in the Malamute saloon;
The kid that handles the music-box was hitting a jag-time tune;
Back of the bar, in a solo game, sat Dangerous Dan McGrew,
And watching his luck was his light-o'-love, the lady that's known as Lou....

(Place the rest of the story here)

...Then I ducked my head, and the lights went out, and two guns blazed in the dark,
And a woman screamed, and the lights went up, and two men lay stiff and stark.
Pitched on his head, and pumped full of lead, was Dangerous Dan McGrew,
While the man from the creeks lay clutched to the breast of the lady that's known as Lou.

These are the simple facts of the case, and I guess I ought to know.
They say that the stranger was crazed with "hooch," and I'm not denying it's so.
I'm not so wise as the lawyer guys, but strictly between us two —
The woman that kissed him and — pinched his poke — was the lady that's known as Lou.
https://www.poetryfoundation.org/poe...-of-dan-mcgrew

Unstated moral of, not just this story, but the whole damn world as we know it:

If you want to turn lead into gold, you just turn it into bullets.
Last edited by Danbones; 3 weeks ago at 06:01 AM..
 
taxslave
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Quote: Originally Posted by White_Unifier View Post

What would your parents, wife, kids, and friends think of you investing in such a business?

WHat is wrong with it? Better than being a lawyer.
 
Jinentonix
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Quote: Originally Posted by taxslave View Post

WHat is wrong with it? Better than being a lawyer.

Or a politician.
 
MHz
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Quote: Originally Posted by B00Mer View Post

We would all be dead, like the dinosaurs


T-Rex

Ostrich



You would have to be a retard to not see all the similarities, . . . right retard??
 

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