Is this what we bring into our country ??


Durry
#1
A letter from a Bros Bro.
He very articulate and very informative.

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From a Recon Marine in Afghanistan:

From the Sand Pit

It's freezing here. I'm sitting on hard cold dirt between rocks and shrubs at the base of the Hindu Kush Mountains, along the Dar'yoi Pamir River, watching a hole that leads to a tunnel that leads to a cave. Stake out, my friend, and no pizza delivery for thousands of miles.

I also glance at the area around my azz every ten to fifteen seconds to avoid another scorpion sting. I've actually given up battling the chiggers and sand fleas, but the scorpions give a jolt like a cattle prod. Hurts like a bastard. The antidote tastes like transmission fluid, but God bless the Marine Corps for the five vials of it in my pack. The one truth the Taliban cannot escape is that, believe it or not, they are human beings, which means they have to eat food and drink water. That requires couriers and that's where an old bounty hunter like me comes in handy.

I track the couriers, locate the tunnel entrances and storage facilities, type the info into the hand held, and shoot the coordinates up to the satellite link that tells the air commanders where to drop the hardware. We bash some heads for a while, and then I track and record the new movement. It's all about intelligence. We haven't even brought in the snipers yet. These scurrying rats have no idea what they're in for. We are but days away from cutting off supply lines and allowing the eradication to begin. But you know me; I'm a romantic. I've said it before and I'll say it again: This country blows, man. It's not even a country. There are no roads, there's no infrastructure, there's no government.

This is an inhospitable, rock-pit sh^t-hole ruled by eleventh century warring tribes. There are no jobs here like we know jobs. Afghanistan offers only two ways for a man to support his family, join the opium trade or join the army. That's it. Those are your options. Oh, I forgot, you can also live in a refugee camp and eat plum-sweetened, crushed beetle paste and squirt mud like a goose with stomach flu, if that's your idea of a party. But the smell alone of those 'tent cities of the walking dead' is enough to hurl you into the poppy fields to cheerfully scrape bulbs for eighteen hours a day.

I've been living with these Tajiks and Uzbeks, and Turkmen and even a couple of Pashtu's, for over a month-and-a-half now, and this much I can say for sure: These guys, are Huns, actual, living Huns. They LIVE to fight. It's what they do. It's ALL they do. They have no respect for anything; not for themselves, their families, or for each other. They claw at one another as a way of life. They play polo with dead calves and force their five-year-old sons into human cockfights to defend the family honor. Just Huns, roaming packs of savage, heartless beasts who feed on each other's barbarism. Cavemen with AK-47's. Then again, maybe I'm just a cranky young bastard.

I'm freezing my azz off on this stupid hill because my lap warmer is running out of juice, and I can't recharge it until the sun comes up in a few hours. Oh yeah! You like to write letters, right? Do me a favor, Bizarre. Write a letter to CNN and tell Wolf and Anderson and that awful, sneering, pompous Aaron Brown to stop calling the Taliban "smart". They are not smart. I suggest CNN invest in a dictionary because the word they are looking for is "cunning". The Taliban are cunning, like jackals, hyenas, and wolverines. They are sneaky and ruthless, and when confronted, they are cowardly. They are hateful, malevolent parasites who create nothing and destroy everything else.

Smart? Bullsh^t! Yeah, they're real smart, Most cant read, but they've spent their entire lives listening to Imams telling them about only one book (and not a very good one, as books go). They consider hygiene and indoor plumbing to be products of the devil. They're still trying to figuring out how to work a Bic lighter. Talking to a Taliban warrior about improving his quality of life is like trying to teach an ape how to hold a pen. Eventually he just gets frustrated and sticks you in the eye with it.

OK, enough. Snuffle will be up soon, so I have to get back to my hole. Covering my tracks in the snow takes a lot of practice, but I'm good at it.

Please, I tell you and my fellow Americans to turn off the TV sets and move on with your lives. The story line you are getting from CNN, ABC, CBS, NBC and other liberal news agencies is utter bullsh^t and designed not to deliver truth but rather to keep you glued to the screen so you will watch the next commercial. We've got this one under control. The worst thing you guys can do right now is sit around analyzing what we're doing over here. You have no idea what we're doing, and you really don't want to know. We are your military, and we are only doing what you sent us here to do.

From a Jack Recon Marine in Afghanistan, Semper Fi..

God Bless America.

PS Why would any civilized country want to bring these barbarians into their cities or states. To do so is total suicidal insanity!
 
eh1eh
#2
Better to keep them away with yer constitutional weapons. Second amendment say you can shoot the fukk out of them. Right partner? Bang bang, shot shoot. Protect yer 'Merian way.
 
Machjo
+1
#3  Top Rated Post
We're bringing US Marines into Canada?
 
eh1eh
#4
Quote: Originally Posted by Machjo View Post

We're bringing US Marines into Canada?


Mr. America is too happy for his country, you must forgive. Because the Amercian way doesn't allow for that but fortunately the entire rest of the world can do that.
 
Tecumsehsbones
#5
No worse than the illiterate, diseased, filthy losers who fell on these shores from every sh*thole in Europe.

And their worthless offspring.
 
Curious Cdn
#6
Quote: Originally Posted by Tecumsehsbones View Post

No worse than the illiterate, diseased, filthy losers who fell on these shores from every sh*thole in Europe.

And their worthless offspring.

Hunh?


sniff


buuuurp!
 
Durry
#7
Quote: Originally Posted by Tecumsehsbones View Post

No worse than the illiterate, diseased, filthy losers who fell on these shores from every sh*thole in Europe.

And their worthless offspring.

To think these great people came to this land, which was full of savages, and managed to tame the land and give these savages a quality of life they never knew existed.

And now we still have to look after these savages because they still can't look after themselves.
 
Machjo
#8
Quote: Originally Posted by Durry View Post

To think these great people came to this land, which was full of savages, and managed to tame the land and give these savages a quality of life they never knew existed.

And now we still have to look after these savages because they still can't look after themselves.

You think you're civilised.
 
mentalfloss
#9
A letter from a Bros Bro who's very articulate and very informative, said no one, ever.
 
Cannuck
#10
Saucy Jack Letter : snopes.com


Heheheh
 
darkbeaver
#11
From a Recon Marine in Afghanistan: Not exactly Tesla is he.
 
Cannuck
#12
We are so lucky that real politicians don't make policy based on silly internet hoaxes.
 

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