Re: Ask a dumb question threadAug 31st, 2007
Why is a boxing ring square?
it's possible because you have awesome taste, and the mind behind the avatar is unlike any demented mind you've met before. Men dig demented.
how is it possible to continue lusting after my spare husband when he's dressed in a babushka?
Babushkas are hot. They leave something to the imagination.
Why does Sally the camel have so many humps?
Because her real name is Fergie.
"how come even after two cups of coffee and a litre of diet coke I still can think of nothing except sleep?"
Okay, moving on to Herm's.... it's all the rye you're putting in them.
how on earth could peter piper pick a peck of pickled peppers?
It's important to know why chickens cross roads, because we'd like to know the motivating factors that rule our politicians. They all have the same brains, thus studying one is the same as studying the other.
Wendy of course....
Why do they put Braille on the drive through bank machines?
Why do moms sit down the instant a kid needs help?
Why do I keep answering questions with questions?
to ease heart burn and eliminate gas.
why do kids need help the instant a mom sits down?