MegaHitlerz is a Born Again christian.

Quote: Originally Posted by petros View Post

MegaHitlerz is a Born Again christian.

What makes that very funny is only Jews can be born again.

I am a Christian and as such I have a 33% chance of living through the first 6 trumps that sound if I conform to the duties a child of light is supposed to be doing. It would be me remaining alive after the 7th trump that would be when I started down the path that would lead to me being 'born again'. The return happens at Jerusalem and the 12 Tribes are associated with that place. I am associated with the Church so I would be right where I am when Jerusalem is captured from Satan and back to God by Christ pouring out the 7 vials on the world starting with Jerusalem. I would be in the position of being like Jesus was on the 1st day of His 40 day fast and on the 40th day I would enter Israel from the east and the first place I would find is the river as defined in Eze:47. Living water and the tree of life and the 'house ob the hill' is the Temple in Jerusalem that Christ built between the end of the vials and the completion of the gathering of the 12 Tribes.
(Insert lots of Scripture except if it is to a child of darkness)
The 144,000 are 'children' taken to the same kind of wilderness Jesus was in for His 40 fast. The harlot is played out by non-christian Jews but the message is 'everybody else will be part of the Eze:37 resurrection and the mountain Moses and Elias were seen in vision form will be where the 144,000 are standing and they watch the two witnesses being resurrected, the destruction that follows as the vials are poured out, the stonework for the temple and the water than comes out becomes the river that turns the Dead Sea back into a body of fresh water like it was in the Garden era. In the 40 days before Gentiles arrive they also have the resurrected visit first and then the living are the last to become glorified which is having the body that Jesus had during the time He was with a few followers that were doing their 40 day fast so they had the same abilities as Jesus had during His ministry. That ended in 100AD when the last one died and the two witnesses will be only ones having similar powers before everybody that drinks from the river of loving water can do the same things they see being done.
(Insert lots of Scripture except if it is to a child of darkness)
Most Christians/Humans never understand the trident they are impaled upon in life and death.
There will be a lot of that going around. Need a file? (lowers the popping sound)
Born Yesterday
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Born Yesterday

He couldn't get it right the first time, why expect a different result now .........
Definition of insanity Lol
Not compared to it taking 3 people to form a single sentence and even then it is error filled. I've never claimed to be 'born again', you boys using dreams as facts again??
You are an Evangelical Born Yesterday small c christian.
Wrong Church, guess which side of the isle I'm on?

And unto the angel of the church of the Laodiceans write;
These things saith the Amen,
the faithful and true witness,
the beginning of the creation of God;
I know thy works,
that thou art neither cold nor hot:
I would thou wert cold or hot.
So then because thou art lukewarm,
and neither cold nor hot,
I will spue thee out of my mouth.
Because thou sayest,
I am rich,
and increased with goods,
and have need of nothing;
and knowest not that thou art wretched,
and miserable,
and poor,
and blind,
and naked:
I counsel thee to buy of me gold tried in the fire,
that thou mayest be rich;
and white raiment,
that thou mayest be clothed,
and that the shame of thy nakedness do not appear;
and anoint thine eyes with eyesalve,
that thou mayest see.
As many as I love,
I rebuke and chasten:
be zealous therefore,
and repent.

You forgot to back up your claims, . . . . again.
5 Beliefs That Set Evangelicals Apart From Other Christians
Different from other denominations, the top five identifying beliefs of evangelical Christians are:
1. They point to a specific, personal conversion experience in which they are "born again" or "saved." According to, "individuals (above an age of accountability) must personally trust in Jesus Christ for salvation."
((saved is not going to the grave, everybody just like all the way back to Adam. The ones that qualify to be in the Re:1 group and being on the proper side of the isle can make it through the 6 trumps that are dangerous to believers. Did Jesus rise from the grave is the only question that needs to be asked, the answer determines if the person is a Christian. What he does with the rest of his time determines which side of the isle he is on. 2/3 are classified as false Christians after having the two witnesses around for 3 1/2 years and die when the 7 vials are poured.
The ones that witness it all are true Christians. Part of the 'change; that happened at the cross was sin was now by thinking about breaking a commandment rather than having to actually commit an act))
2. Evangelical Christians believe in the Bible as God's inspired Word to humankind, perfect in truth in the original text. It is the "final authority in all matters of doctrine and faith — above all human authority," according to
(( That is why they have 50 different versions of the Bible and the most accurate is the one they reference the least, verses and especially whole passages))
3. Evangelicals believe the work of Jesus on the cross, through his death and resurrection, is the only source of salvation and forgiveness of sins. makes it clear that salvation is through faith alone.
(( Feeding the hungry and giving clothes to the cold comes before military spending and making the rich even richer))
People can do nothing to earn their way to heaven. Instead, as points out, believers do "good works in grateful response to our pardon, not to cause it."
(( You also have to belong to their version of 'the Church' and they take their direction from Rabbis rather the original text fot the OT and the NT Nuking Damascus and Iran and Russia would be part of what they believe is 'God at work' while resurrection from the grave is a heresy when Eze:37 is the verses being referenced))
4. Evangelical Christians are strongly motivated to share the gospel either one-on-one or through organized missions. Emphasis is placed on the Great Commission's call to share with the world the Christian message of salvation through Christ, and to "be publicly baptized as a confession of faith," according to
(( Donation are welcomed, questions about the holes in their doctrine, not so much. What is holding back the return in 2Thess:2 is the fulfillment of 2 prophecies rather than the holy spirit is taken away for example, that will get you banned for life))
5. Most, though not all, evangelicals believe there will be a rapture in the end times where the church will be "caught up with Christ before the Great Tribulation, leaving nonbelievers behind to suffer on Earth," states the Pew Research Center. This idea has gained attention through the "Left Behind" book series by Tim LaHaye and Jerry B. Jenkins, and the related movies.
(( This is the rapture and it is after Satan and all remaining fallen angels are sent to the fiery lake:

Lift up your eyes to the heavens,
and look upon the earth beneath:
for the heavens shall vanish away like smoke,
and the earth shall wax old like a garment,
and they that dwell therein shall die in like manner:
but my salvation shall be for ever,
and my righteousness shall not be abolished. ))
So with their faith in the Bible and Jesus,
evangelical Christians may seem similar to other Christian denominations,
even bearing some of the same names.
But their unique beliefs and interpretations of Christianity make them a distinct worldwide movement,
emphasizing the "born again" experience,
the infallibility of the Bible,
salvation by faith in Jesus alone,
the need to evangelize or spread their message,
and the rapture of the church in the end times.
((God saves all of mankind, a small group are alive for the 1,000 year reign and they become shepherds to the much larger group that us resurrected as the last event of the 1,000 year reign. Evangelicans promote most people end up in hell and then the fiery lake.

But now is Christ risen from the dead,
and become the firstfruits of them that slept.
But every man in his own order:
Christ the firstfruits;
afterward they that are Christ's at his coming.
And I saw thrones,
and they sat upon them,
and judgment was given unto them:
and I saw the souls of them that were beheaded for the witness of Jesus,
and for the word of God,
and which had not worshipped the beast,
neither his image,
neither had received his mark upon their foreheads,
or in their hands;
and they lived and reigned with Christ a thousand years.
But the rest of the dead lived not again until the thousand years were finished.
This is the first resurrection.))
These 'Ministers' preach a Evangelican message.
Perry Stone (January 22, 2019) - What Is About To Happen In The United States?
Prophecy Alert: "Holy Land On The Brink"
A word from Amir, Jan. 21, 2019
Amir's comments on the recent Iranian remarks in light of the latest events in Syria and what the Bible has to say about all of this.
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I give up what are you?
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Wrong Church, guess which side of the isle I'm on?

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I give up what are you?


It explains the speaking in tongues.
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I give up what are you?

With you I'm content to be a thorn in your side. When that is done you are the dust I shake off my boots before I move on. (to the UN thread)
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'Leanward' you mean in that I 'lean' towards one side more than the other.
How many traits fit you?
01 of 09
Indulgence, Not Abstinence
Nothing is to be gained by denying oneself pleasure. Religious calls for abstinence most often come from faiths that view the physical world and its pleasures as spiritually dangerous. Satanism is a world-affirming, not world-denying, religion. However, the encouragement of indulgence does not equate to mindless submersion into pleasures. Sometimes restraint leads to heightened enjoyment later—in which case patience and discipline are encouraged.
Finally, indulgence requires one to always be in control. If satisfying a desire becomes a compulsion (such as with an addiction), then control has been surrendered to the object of desire, and this is never encouraged.
02 of 09
Vital Existence, Not Spiritual Illusion
Reality and existence are sacred, and the truth of that existence is to be honored and sought at all times—and never sacrificed for a comforting lie or an unverified claim one cannot bother to investigate.
03 of 09 Undefiled Wisdom, Not Hypocritical Self-Deceit
True knowledge takes work and strength. It is something one finds, rather than something handed to you. Doubt everything, and avoid dogma. Truth describes how the world truly is, how we would like it to be. Be wary of shallow emotional wants; all too often they are satisfied only at the expense of truth.
04 of 09
Kindness to Those Who Deserve It, Not Love Wasted on Ingrates
There is nothing in Satanism that encourages wanton cruelty or unkindness. There is nothing productive in that—but it is also unproductive to waste your energy on people who will not appreciate or reciprocate your kindness. Treat others as they treat you will form meaningful and productive bonds, but let parasites know that you will not waste your time with them.
05 of 09
Vengeance, Not Turning the Other Cheek
Leaving wrongs unpunished merely encourages miscreants to continue preying on others. Those who do not stand up for themselves end up being trampled.
This is not, however, an encouragement for misbehavior. Becoming a bully in the name of vengeance is not only dishonest, but it also invites others to bring retribution on you. The same goes for performing illegal actions of retribution: break the law and you yourself become the miscreant that the law should come down on swiftly and harshly.
06 of 09
Give Responsibility to the Responsible
Satan advocates extending responsibility to the responsible, rather than acquiescing to psychic vampires. True leaders are identified by their actions and accomplishments, not their titles.
Real power and responsibility should be given to those who can wield it, not to those who simply demand it.
07 of 09
Man Is Just Another Animal
Satan sees man as just another animal—sometimes better but more often worse than those that walk on all-fours. He is an animal who, because of his “divine spiritual and intellectual development,” has become the most vicious animal of all.
Elevating the human species to a position somehow innately superior to other animals is blatant self-deceit. Humanity is driven by the same natural urges that other animals experience. While our intellect has allowed us to accomplish truly great things (which should be appreciated), it can also be credited with incredible and wanton acts of cruelty throughout history.
08 of 09
Celebrating the So-Called Sins
Satan champions the so-called sins, as they all lead to physical, mental or emotional gratification. In general, the concept of “sin” is something that breaks a moral or religious law, and Satanism is strictly against such following of dogma. When a Satanist avoids an action, it is because of concrete reasoning, not simply because dogma dictates it or someone has judged it “bad."
In addition, when a Satanist realizes that he or she has committed an actual wrong, the correct response is to accept it, learn from it and avoid doing it again--not to mentally beat yourself up for it or beg for forgiveness.
09 of 09
Best Friend the Church Has Ever Had
Satan has been the best friend the Church has ever had, as He has kept it in business all these years.
This last statement is largely a declaration against dogmatic and fear-based religion. If there were no temptations—if we did not have the natures that we do, if there was nothing to fear—then few people would submit themselves to the rules and abuses that have developed in other religions (specifically Christianity) over the centuries
Quote: Originally Posted by MHz View Post

With you I'm content to be a thorn in your side. When that is done you are the dust I shake off my boots before I move on. (to the UN thread)

Back to threatening me again I see so what religion are you? JW?
They tolerate fuktards, you feel like 'your kind' is tolerated by me rather than the immoral actions are mentioned in the hopes they stop rather than increase. . . . which is your normal pattern.
I just figured JW because you keep knocking on threads that your not welcomed in, just made sense to me is all.
Looks like you are wrong, . . . again.
Nah I think I might be right tendencies don't lie
Holy roller!
Better than being an abomination to God. Good luck with that.
What is the punishment for killing somebody for 3 days in your world??

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