What Do You Love About Canada? (And What Don't You Love?)


Curious Cdn
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#91
Quote: Originally Posted by Danbones View Post

So you like the look in your mirror..BUTT! We already knew that.
YOU only want a Canada that jack boots YOUR way..which as we have already seen is completely deluded, and in complete disagreement with the actual know facts, and that's why we call it JOKEVILLE around your house.
SEE above for details. I know YOU HATE THAT GUY.
http://forums.canadiancontent.net/sh...RA#post2760815

Yes, Crazy Pants.
 
JLM
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#92
Quote: Originally Posted by Danbones View Post

So you like the look in your mirror..BUTT! We already knew that.


http://forums.canadiancontent.net/sh...RA#post2760815


That statement is definitely true!
 
Blackleaf
#93
I'm in my local library and there's some old, bearded, Canadian guy sat right next to me who smells like decaying corpse. He's reading a book about cars.
 
Curious Cdn
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#94
Quote: Originally Posted by Blackleaf View Post

I'm in my local library and there's some old, bearded, Canadian guy sat right next to me who smells like decaying corpse. He's reading a book about cars.

Conrad Black renounced his Canadian citizenship and he's one of yours, now.
 
Blackleaf
#95
Quote: Originally Posted by Curious Cdn View Post

Conrad Black renounced his Canadian citizenship and he's one of yours, now.

He looks like an old hillbilly, with a filthy, skanking, grey and white beard going down to his chest and wearing a chequered shirt. And he stinks. It's knocking me sick.

 
JLM
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#96
Quote: Originally Posted by Blackleaf View Post

He looks like an old hillbilly, with a filthy, skanking, grey and white beard going down to his chest and wearing a chequered shirt. And he stinks. It's knocking me sick.


Is there something wrong with a checkered shirt?
 
Curious Cdn
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#97
Quote: Originally Posted by Blackleaf View Post

He looks like an old hillbilly, with a filthy, skanking, grey and white beard going down to his chest and wearing a chequered shirt. And he stinks. It's knocking me sick.

Yeah, that's our Conrad.


Sorry, YOUR Conrad.
 
petros
#98
Quote: Originally Posted by Blackleaf View Post

He looks like an old hillbilly, with a filthy, skanking, grey and white beard going down to his chest and wearing a chequered shirt. And he stinks. It's knocking me sick.

Popcorn Sutton is an American
 
JLM
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#99
Quote: Originally Posted by Blackleaf View Post

He looks like an old hillbilly, with a filthy, skanking, grey and white beard going down to his chest and wearing a chequered shirt. And he stinks. It's knocking me sick.


Are those the qualities you judge a man by? ...FICKLE!
 
Tecumsehsbones
#100
Quote: Originally Posted by Blackleaf View Post

I'm in my local library and there's some old, bearded, Canadian guy sat right next to me who smells like decaying corpse. He's reading a book about cars.

It's OK, I'm sure he won't interrupt your search for porn.
 
Curious Cdn
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#101
Quote: Originally Posted by Tecumsehsbones View Post

It's OK, I'm sure he won't interrupt your search for porn.

Was he wearing a raincoat, as well?
 
Cliffy
#102
 
Danbones
#103
Quote: Originally Posted by Tecumsehsbones View Post

It's OK, I'm sure he won't interrupt your search for porn.

Porn liquor is a thing these days?
 
Mowich
#104
Quote: Originally Posted by Cliffy View Post

A meth lab, Robin.............didn't think much of your country eh?
 
Danbones
#105
Us being the we that is here in Canada, not the them that are the US down there?
 
Curious Cdn
#106
Quote: Originally Posted by Danbones View Post

Us being the we that is here in Canada, not the them that are the US down there?

The "we" are you guys in the Psych Ward and the "you" are the rest of us who walk around with our hands and arms free.
 
JLM
#107
Quote: Originally Posted by Curious Cdn View Post

The "we" are you guys in the Psych Ward and the "you" are the rest of us who walk around with our hands and arms free.


Which psych ward are you in?
 
NZDoug
#108
What I love about Canada is that I never have had to sweat to make a living any where in Canada ,USA, Brazil, GB, Au. and NZ due to my Ontario Gr.13 Senior Matriculation Certificate and my natural talent.
 
Curious Cdn
#109
Quote: Originally Posted by NZDoug View Post

What I love about Canada is that I never have had to sweat to make a living any where in Canada ,USA, Brazil, GB, Au. and NZ due to my Ontario Gr.13 Senior Matriculation Certificate and my natural talent.

"Would ya like fries with that, Mate?"
 
NZDoug
#110
Quote: Originally Posted by Curious Cdn View Post

"Would ya like fries with that, Mate?"

Interesting fact.
Aussie doesn't have Burger Kings, they are called "Hungry Jacks over there.
 
Curious Cdn
#111
Quote: Originally Posted by NZDoug View Post

Interesting fact.
Aussie doesn't have Burger Kings, they are called "Hungry Jacks over there.

Ever try the Joey burger?
 
NZDoug
#112
Quote: Originally Posted by Curious Cdn View Post

Ever try the Joey burger?

Naw, missed the boat on that one.
Im big on jerk burgers, I get the Walkerswood stuff from Jamaica, mon.
 
Curious Cdn
#113
Quote: Originally Posted by NZDoug View Post

Naw, missed the boat on that one.
Im big on jerk burgers, I get the Walkerswood stuff from Jamaica, mon.

I'd get my rum from Jamaica except that they water the stuff down when it's exported into Canada and they ruin it in the process.
 
JLM
#114
Quote: Originally Posted by Curious Cdn View Post

Ever try the Joey burger?


Kangaroo meat? Nope!
 
Danbones
#115
Quote: Originally Posted by Curious Cdn View Post

The "we" are you guys in the Psych Ward and the "you" are the rest of us who walk around with our hands and arms free.

"with our hands and arms free."


Standard operating procedure once you have had a frontal lobotomy. Who knew the reach around would be all about skull clamps though? I'll bet that was a surprise.
 
Danbones
#116
Quote: Originally Posted by Curious Cdn View Post

I'd get my rum from Jamaica except that they water the stuff down when it's exported into Canada and they ruin it in the process.

Yes of course sea water is always ruined by good rum.

That's why they call you drylanders "Old salts" - you got those stains second hand.
 
NZDoug
#117
Quote: Originally Posted by Curious Cdn View Post

I'd get my rum from Jamaica except that they water the stuff down when it's exported into Canada and they ruin it in the process.

They stopped making Bacardi 151 proof rum.
Appletons Rocket Fuel is pretty good.
 

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