Balls Creek, Dildo among Canadian cities eligible for free porn
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March 27, 2018
March 27, 2018 3:43 PM EDT
Adult film actress Kendra Lust appears at the Pornhub booth at the 2017 AVN Adult Entertainment Expo at the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino on January 18, 2017 in Las Vegas, Nevada. (Photo by Ethan Miller/Getty Images)
Canadians burdened by a lifetime of laughs could be eligible for a lifetime of porn.
Having long been mocked for their town’s raunchy names, residents of Hairy Hill, Alta., Climax, Sask., Balls Creek, N.S. and Dildo, N.L. could be poised to cash in with endless X-rated entertainment.
The self-described “world’s leading porn site,” Pornhub, is handing out free premium website memberships to “Premium Places” around the world.
Pornhub’s Premium Places
“With the proliferation of online adult entertainment, many people have become very well-versed in its vernacular and sexual sayings,” said Pornhub vice president Corey Price. “Unfortunately, this has made towns with sexually suggestive names the butt of many more jokes.
“Here at Pornhub, we think a name is worth celebrating, rather than subjecting to incessant ridicule. To help make residents of these towns prouder of their roots – and the rest of the world a bit envious – we are designating them as Official Pornhub Premium Places and supplying them with free lifetime memberships to Pornhub Premium.”
Among the 39 cities designated for lifetime memberships are 10 American cities – including Hooker, Okla., Bohners Lake, Wisc., Cumming, Ga. and Horneytown, N.C.
Pornhub also released a racy promotional video that captured the antics that routinely occur in front of town signs in places like Rectum, Overijssel in the Netherlands.
Premium Places
–Analândia, São Paulo
–Fort Dick, California
–Hairy Hill, Alberta
–Climax, Saskatchewan
–Hooker, Oklahoma
–Bohners Lake, Wisconsin
–Climax, Michigan
–French Lick, Indiana
–Big Bone, Kentucky
–Cumming, Georgia
–Horneytown, North Carolina
–Threeway, Virginia
–Big Beaver, Pennsylvania
–Balls Creek, Nova Scotia
–Dildo, Newfoundland
–Come By Chance, Newfoundland
–Pee, Margibi
–Tit, Adrar
–Le Tampon, Réunion
–Cumbum, Tamil Nadu
–Slut, Västernorrlands län
–Gay, Oblast Samara
–Penistone, South Yorkshire
–Fingeringhoe, Essex
–Balls Cross, Petworth
–Cocking, Midhurst
–Lower Dicker, East Sussex
–Weener, Niedersachsen
–Rectum, Overijssel
–Titz, Nordrhein-Westfalen
–Pissy, Hauts-de-France
–Brest, Bretagne
–Orgy, Bourgogne-Franche-Comté
–Anus, Bourgogne-Franche-Comté
–Condom, Occitanie
–Pussy, Auvergne-Rhône-Alpes
–Bitsch, Canton of Valais
–La Vagina, Toskana
–Petting, Bayern

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