SHORT TEMPER: Vertically-challenged man has misogynistic meltdown in bagel shop, then


Curious Cdn
#31
Quote: Originally Posted by captain morgan View Post

Your lack of anger management skills are evident.
<insert sad face emoji here>

I'm not a tough guy like you are, "Captain".
 
captain morgan
+2
#32
I'm guessing hat your anger and furious temperament stem from your many inadequacies
 
Curious Cdn
#33
Quote: Originally Posted by captain morgan View Post

I'm guessing hat your anger and furious temperament stem from your many inadequacies

You're a tough guy. Rootin rootin hurting Albertan

You tell me, tough guy
 
captain morgan
+1
#34
Quote: Originally Posted by Curious Cdn View Post

I'm not a tough guy like you are, "Captain".


This comes as no surprise... A lot of talk and bluster but definitely without confidence, sheepish and unsure
 
Curious Cdn
#35
Quote: Originally Posted by captain morgan View Post

Your lack of anger management skills are evident.
<insert sad face emoji here>

Can't manage stable bonds, eh "Captain"?
 
spilledthebeer
+1
#36
Quote: Originally Posted by Curious Cdn View Post

If he were Albertson, at least half of his height would be mouth. The other half would be streaked with tears after all the cruel bullying that Alberta must endure.

Those poor, poor flimsy souls.




What does Alberta have to do with some height challenged Yankee having a temper tantrum????????????????????????



And........................do you have any sense of humour at all?????????????????????


I agree that a joke about a short man with a short temper is not knee slapping funny........................


but surely a little smile might suffice????????????????????????


Oh well................................


that`s a Red Tory for you..........................................


no laughs.......................................


no luck.............................................. .


no logic............................................. ...
 
bill barilko
#37
My local Bagel shop is a tad strange but that's due to the owners not (most of) the clientele.
 
Tecumsehsbones
#38
So. . . how's the weather down there?
 
spilledthebeer
#39
Quote: Originally Posted by captain morgan View Post

Sounds to me like buddy was from Ontario or Quebec (Napoleon Complex).


Another entitled Easterner




IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!


The report says the short tempered guy was in New York City!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


That is NOT THE SAME.............................................. ..


as NORTH YORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!


Are you geography challenged???????????????????????????

 
captain morgan
+2
#40
Maybe mhz might lend you a few of his pills
 
Curious Cdn
#41
Quote: Originally Posted by captain morgan View Post

Maybe mhz might lend you a few of his pills

Hey Gringo!

Want to buy Viagara?
 
spilledthebeer
#42
Quote: Originally Posted by captain morgan View Post

Maybe mhz might lend you a few of his pills


What are the risks of borrowing anything from MHz???????????????????????????


I DO NOT WANT to become a CRAZED JIHADIST.......................................... .


with my religious visions spiced with FANATIC hallucinations induced by LSD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Not even the other jihadists want to be like MHZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
spaminator
#43
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ssh4qtJcPMk
 
spilledthebeer
#44
Quote: Originally Posted by spaminator View Post

http://youtube.com/watch?v=ssh4qtJcPMk






So.................................


short tempered people dont want to be like MHz



either???????????????????????

 
spaminator
#45
'DON'T NEED NO TRAINING': Misogynistic bagel guy inks deal to fight viral celebs
Postmedia News
Published:
July 16, 2019
Updated:
July 16, 2019 1:19 PM EDT
Misogynistic loudmouth Chris Morgan will step into the ring for a boxing match against other viral celebrities this fall. (Twitter)
A Long Island loudmouth who went on a misogynistic meltdown at a bagel shop wants to unleash his short temper in the ring.
According to TMZ, Chris Morgan — who infamously went viral after his rant and subsequent ass whooping by a customer at a Bagel Boss shop — has signed a deal with fight promoter Damon Feldman to step into the squared circle to fight other viral celebrities on Sept. 7 in Atlantic City, N.J.
“I don’t need no training. I’m prepared,” said the five-foot-tall Morgan, who will likely throw short jabs in the boxing bout.
Feldman told TMZ there’s a chance Morgan will go toe-to-toe with Antoine Dodson, who went viral in 2010 after his eccentric reaction (“hide yo kids, hide yo wife”) during a news interview about an Alabama home invasion.
The arrogant, pint-sized brawler ran his mouth, stating he’s “naturally tough” and that he’ll “whoop” Dodson’s “ass.”
“If he thinks he’s gonna win, fuggedaboutit!” said Morgan.
Morgan became an infamous online celebrity last week after he went on a rant about his inability to attract women for dates. In the 45-second clip posted to Twitter, Morgan shouted at female customers and shop employees before being taken down by someone twice his size.
SHORT TEMPER: Vertically-challenged man has misogynistic meltdown in bagel shop, then gets tackled
TMZ reported Morgan can make “anywhere from 5 to 6 figures” from the fight, which will likely be streamed online.
http://tmz.com/2019/07/16/chris-morg...ht-boxing-deal
http://torontosun.com/news/weird/don...t-viral-celebs
 
Curious Cdn
#46
Quote: Originally Posted by Hoid View Post

Western Garb for Like-Minded People

Watch out for flying shirt buttons!!
 
taxslave
+1
#47
At least his meltdown doesn't have far to drip befor it becomes a puddle.
 
JLM
#48
Quote: Originally Posted by Curious Cdn View Post

Watch out for flying shirt buttons!!


I recognize one guy!
 
NZDoug
#49
Quote: Originally Posted by spilledthebeer View Post

IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!


The report says the short tempered guy was in New York City!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


That is NOT THE SAME.............................................. ..


as NORTH YORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!


Are you geography challenged???????????????????????????

You eeediot !
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3F6qe-VaChM
 
Curious Cdn
#50
Quote: Originally Posted by captain morgan View Post

Your lack of anger management skills are evident.
<insert sad face emoji here>

Man, but you are one tough guy.
 
JLM
+2
#51
Quote: Originally Posted by Curious Cdn View Post

Man, but you are one tough guy.


Not only that, but beats you in the "smarts" department too!
 
Curious Cdn
#52
Quote: Originally Posted by JLM View Post

Not only that, but beats you in the "smarts" department too!

What's it like to be a dog's little dog, eh?

http://youtu.be/MAgfPHP1w0I
 
captain morgan
+2
#53
Quote: Originally Posted by Curious Cdn View Post

What's it like to be a dog's little dog, eh?

http://youtu.be/MAgfPHP1w0I


Looks like many people live rent free in your head
 
spaminator
#54
BATTLE OF THE LOUDMOUTHS: Lenny Dykstra named as Bagel Boss Guy's boxing bout opponent
Postmedia News
Published:
August 12, 2019
Updated:
August 12, 2019 1:30 PM EDT
Lenny Dykstra and Chris Morgan will duke it out in a boxing match. (Getty/Twitter)
It will likely be a short bout with plenty of smack talk from both corners.
According to TMZ, an opponent has been named for misogynistic “Bagel Boss Guy’ Chris Morgan’s upcoming celebrity boxing match.
Standing across the ring from Morgan in a bout promoted by Damon Feldman’s Celebrity Boxing promotion will be fellow loudmouth and three-time MLB All-Star Lenny Dykstra.
The 56-year-old former Philadelphia Phillies centre-fielder reportedly signed the contract to fight Morgan on Friday. TMZ stated the ex-World Series champ will begin boxing training immediately.
According to TMZ sources, the slugger is confident he will beat Morgan.
The five-foot-tall Morgan became infamous after a video of him going on a misogynistic rant at a New Jersey Bagel Boss shop went viral in July.
In the 45-second video, Morgan lashed out at female Bagel Boss customers and staff about his inability to attract dates due to his physical shortcomings.
“I don’t need no training. I’m prepared,” Morgan previously told TMZ.
Misogynistic bagel guy inks deal to fight viral celebs
SHORT TEMPER: Vertically-challenged man has misogynistic meltdown in bagel shop, then gets tackled
The mouthy Morgan reportedly recently visited an MMA gym and trained with the likes of ex-UFC fighters Chris Weidman and Al Iaquinta.
The boxing match — which will feature bouts with other viral celebs — is slated to take place Sept. 7 in Atlantic City, N.J.
http://tmz.com/2019/08/12/angry-bage...stra-mlb-fight
http://torontosun.com/news/weird/bat...-bout-opponent
 
spaminator
#55
'PUNCH ME AGAIN': Bagel Boss gets smacked in late-night casino brawl
Aidan Wallace
Published:
August 20, 2019
Updated:
August 21, 2019 8:12 AM EDT
He’s back at it again.
The pint-sized bagel boss — real name Chris Morgan — infamous for a viral video where he goes on an expletive-filled tirade targetting customers and staff at a bagel shop who he believes mocked his short stature, uploaded a fight with a man at a casino around 2:30 a.m.
To make a long story short, the Napoleonic Morgan alleges the women seen and heard in the Youtube clip begged him to come to Jake’s 58 Casino in Islandia, New York, to hang out, Daily Mail reports.
Unfortunately, Morgan said in the description of the Youtube video that the women had ulterior motives, that the invite was “just to play f—ing mind games and have their uncle try to start s— with me,” calling them clout chasers.
A fight broke out between Morgan and another much taller man.
The David versus Goliath style match-up began with Morgan wrestling the arm of his adversary who manages to keep his drink from spilling throughout the conflict.
One woman is seen leading the taller man away while the other one who is filming laughs at the spectacle.
The tall man says: “put your hands on her one more time,” before delivering a swift backhanded slap to the face of Morgan, who reels back in shock.
Then Morgan throws a weak side kick that goes largely unnoticed by his opponent.
SHORT TEMPER: Vertically-challenged man has misogynistic meltdown in bagel shop, then gets tackled
BATTLE OF THE LOUDMOUTHS: Lenny Dykstra named as Bagel Boss Guy’s boxing bout opponen
‘DON’T NEED NO TRAINING’: Misogynistic bagel guy inks deal to fight viral celebs
A few more blows are exchanged before Morgan eggs the other man on saying: “Punch me again, punch me again, I’ll knock you right out,” to which the other man replies, “sit the f— down b—-.”
A security guard rushes onto the scene to break up the battle but not before Morgan blames the other man repeatedly saying, “This guy’s psycho.”

http://youtube.com/watch?v=FXlcLgdympI
http://dailymail.co.uk/news/article-...ow-casino.html
http://torontosun.com/news/world/pun...t-casino-brawl
 
Curious Cdn
#56
Boomer posting more pictures of himself?
 
captain morgan
+1
#57
Use your anger management skills.... We can all see that you're furious right now
 
spaminator
#58
'Angry Bagel Guy' allegedly tries to fight man, leaves in handcuffs
Aidan Wallace
Published:
August 26, 2019
Updated:
August 26, 2019 5:09 PM EDT
"Angry Bagel Guy" Chris Morgan. Facebook
Life’s too short to let your temper get the better of you.
The Angry Bagel Guy, real name Chris Morgan, known for being a foul-mouthed short guy with trouble getting dates with women has once again found himself in the hot seat after an alleged attempt to fight another man led to the cops getting involved, Daily Mail reports.
Video footage uploaded to Facebook shows Suffolk County Police taking down and handcuffing the 45-year-old outside Bay Shore Marina in New York on Sunday.
Witnesses had reportedly called police complaining about an alleged fight between Morgan and another man.
Cops arrived and ordered Morgan to lay on the ground with his hands behind his back before handcuffing and putting him in the back of their cruiser.
In the video, Morgan is seen berating the officers as he is taken away. The individual filming says, “Here you go bagel boss man, he want to be tough.”
SHORT TEMPER: Vertically-challenged man has misogynistic meltdown in bagel shop, then gets tackled
BATTLE OF THE LOUDMOUTHS: Lenny Dykstra named as Bagel Boss Guy’s boxing bout opponent
‘DON’T NEED NO TRAINING’: Misogynistic bagel guy inks deal to fight viral celebs
Morgan uploaded the video to his YouTube channel with the title, #FreeChrisMorgan.
The Angry Bagel Guy became infamous last month for cursing out customers and employees in a bagel shop after he alleged one of the cashiers laughed at him for being short.
so in bagel boss this morning, the misogynistic douchebag seen in the video was degrading almost all of the female staff as well as other patrons. **** this guy. pic.twitter.com/LZh1Uk4UXZ
— olivia shea 🏳️*🌈 (@oliviabradley8 July 10, 2019
In the viral video, Morgan was tackled by a man for his comments.
Morgan told the Daily Mail after the video was trending that he was a “prophet” and the “Martin Luther King” of short people.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Vbml1FUV9Ng
http://facebook.com/elizabeth.corder...18883468234719
http://facebook.com/elizabeth.corder...18883741568025
http://dailymail.co.uk/news/article-...land-park.html
http://dailymail.co.uk/news/article-...rejection.html
http://torontosun.com/news/world/ang...s-in-handcuffs
 
Curious Cdn
#59
Quote: Originally Posted by captain morgan View Post

Use your anger management skills.... We can all see that you're furious right now

hunh?

What you on about, Cow Poke?
 
spaminator
#60
Temperature soars on Angry Bagel Guy-Lenny Dykstra donnybrook
Brad Hunter
Published:
September 13, 2019
Updated:
September 13, 2019 5:30 PM EDT
Lenny Dykstra and Chris Morgan will duke it out in a boxing match. (Getty/Twitter)
It was batter up for former baseball great Lenny Dykstra in his bitter battle with the Angry Bagel Guy.
The low-budget brawlers got into a beef Thursday at a promotional event for their upcoming boxing match.
According to the New York Post, Dykstra shoved the bite-size bagel lover off the stage and into the crowd at the Stand-Up NY comedy club.
The short-tempered tiny tornado, 48, wanted to retaliate and climbed back onto the stage, taking off his shirt and lunging at the troubled 56-year-old Dykstra, a former Mets and Phillies star.
‘Angry Bagel Guy’ allegedly tries to fight man, leaves in handcuffs
SHORT TEMPER: Man has misogynistic meltdown in bagel shop
Dykstra taunted Morgan the Angry Bagel Man as he started rubbing his bald head.
Eventually, a group of bouncers put the brakes on Dykstra’s antics. Morgan called it a “cheap shot”.
“Once the shirt came off it was over, I was all over them, they had to get me off,” Morgan told The New York Post.
Lenny Dykstra, in orange hat, taunts the Angry Bagel Guy. YOUTUBE
The pair are slated to slug it out for real on September 28 in Atlantic City.
Dykstra vowed he would “f***ing punish.”
Morgan gained notoriety when he picked a fight with strangers he believed were mocking his stature in a Long Island bagel shop.
The tiny terror claims he is a “prophet” and the “Martin Luther King” of little people.
Meanwhile, a Russian goalie received a unique gift for earning the first star in a 3-2 win for his team, Izhstal Izhevsk, over rivals Chelmet.
Netminder Saveli Kononov was awarded an AK-47 following the game. He stopped 38 discs in the closely fought game.
The team captain presented the notorious gun to the surprised goalie.

http://torontosun.com/news/world/tem...tra-donnybrook