‘Little old lady’ Arrested for Making Fur Coats with Neighbor’s Cats


Cliffy
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Waco | An 85-year-old Texas woman has been arrested by local law enforcement after being caught on film kidnapping one of her neighbor’s cats with which she is accused of making fur coats.

The recent disappearance of domestic animals in the neighborhood started to arise suspicion from local residents when some people started to notice the old lady’s particular fur coats, some even recognizing their cats in the coat’s furs, a fact the lady vehemently denied before being caught on videotape by a private detective hired by local residents to follow the suspicious lady.
It is believed the old lady started at first to raise her own cats but finally decided to capture neighboring cats because she “got too much attached to the little critters”, she admitted in court.

It is estimated she used over 30 cats to make one single fur coat and over 20 fur coats were found in her house during the arrest

‘Little old lady’ Arrested for Making Fur Coats with Neighbor’s Cats
 
petros
#2
Are you blitzed?

Some other headlines from Weekly World News

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COUPLE HOSPITALIZED AFTER MAN GETS HIS HEAD STUCK IN HIS WIFE’S VAGINA

MOTHER SUES HOSPITAL AFTER SON TURNS GAY FROM FLU SHOT

SAUDI ARABIA: FAMOUS RACEHORSE TO BE EXECUTED FOR BEING HOMOSEXUAL

CRYSTAL METH ADDICT NEARLY DIES AFTER CHEWING OFF HIS OWN PENIS
 
Cannuck
#3
Must be a favorite site of Trumpites
 
Murphy
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Quote: Originally Posted by petros View Post

Are you blitzed?

Some other headlines from Weekly World News....

Things like this have convinced me that Cliffy should be examined for possible mental problems. He is angry. He swears for no reason. He posts strange pictures and articles. Most are nonsensical or spiteful. He could be suffering from the one or more diseases of old age.

The sad part is he thinks he's smart with these odd posts. There is more here than meets the eye. It's almost certain he will respond to this. I'll bet it's a nonsensical picture or meme.
 
taxslave
+1
#5
Did she sell the carcasses to the local Chinese restaurant?
 
Cliffy
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Yes, I know it is fake news but PETA people are eating it up on social media and I thought it was funny. You guys should grow a sense of humour.
 
petros
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You got had.
 
Murphy
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Cliffy
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Murphy
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#10
I knew that you couldn't resist.

Talk to your doctor about being able to afford your medications. He will be able to tell you who to speak with.
 
Johnnny
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Quote: Originally Posted by Murphy View Post

Hillary is the alien!! They all are aliens...
 
Danbones
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Quote: Originally Posted by Cannuck View Post

Must be a favorite site of Trumpites

Thats why its being quoted as reality by a triumphater[sic]

logic much?

Quote: Originally Posted by Johnnny View Post

Hillary is the alien!! They all are aliens...

Note hillary is kissing the alien...bill's nose seems to have fallen off...
 
Cliffy
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Quote: Originally Posted by Johnnny View Post

Hillary is the alien!! They all are aliens...

Humans are the aliens. We treat this planet like we have some place else to go to once we have drained of resources.
 
EagleSmack
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Cliffy fell for this again?!?!
 
petros
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It's impossible to deplete the resources of earth.
 
petros
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Quote: Originally Posted by EagleSmack View Post

Cliffy fell for this again?!?!

Yeah he did. He uses the joke forum when he is posting a joke.
 
Murphy
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EagleSmack
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Quote: Originally Posted by petros View Post

Yeah he did. He uses the joke forum when he is posting a joke.

He's freaking high as a mutha f'er tonight!
 
petros
#19
Haven't seen that sign in at least 30 years

Quote: Originally Posted by EagleSmack View Post

He's freaking high as a mutha f'er tonight!

I hope he doesn't try the sperm thing.
 
Johnnny
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Quote: Originally Posted by Cliffy View Post

Humans are the aliens. We treat this planet like we have some place else to go to once we have drained of resources.

No.

Our neighbours from the the Centauri system rule us.
 
Murphy
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Quote: Originally Posted by EagleSmack View Post

He's freaking high as a mutha f'er tonight!

Or suffering from the effects of not taking his medication.

Quote: Originally Posted by petros View Post

Haven't seen that sign in at least 30 years.

You'll see it again, when the earth is depleted of all it's resources.

I'm not an alien about to destroy the earth, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn last night!
 
Curious Cdn
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Quote: Originally Posted by Murphy View Post

Or suffering from the effects of not taking his medication.



You'll see it again, when the earth is depleted of all it's resources.

I'm not an alien about to destroy the earth, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn last night!

If you'd said that you stayed in a Howard Johnson's, I would have thought that you are a time Traveller.
 
gopher
#23
very enterprising of her - but she's lucky she did not run into an armed gopher:


 
Mowich
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Quote: Originally Posted by Cliffy View Post

Yes, I know it is fake news but PETA people are eating it up on social media and I thought it was funny. You guys should grow a sense of humour.

Well you got me with this one, Cliffy.................until I read some of the other comments and decided to fact check. Turns out the other posters were dead on.........Fake news. Still, how you would find even a fake story about someone making coats out of cats, funny is, quite frankly disturbing.
Last edited by Mowich; Mar 27th, 2018 at 10:27 PM..