How Dumb Can You Get?


I think not
#1
Uh, officer, is this really crack I bought?
Man arrested after allegedly handing pipe to cops for an authenticity check

TAMPA, Fla. - A man is behind bars in Tampa after allegedly asking two uniformed officers to test a crack pipe.

Police say the man doubted whether he was being sold actual crack cocaine, so he approached the officers and asked them to test his pipe so he could be sure.

Turned out it was the real thing. Authorities say the man was arrested after the residue in his pipe tested positive for crack cocaine.

He's listed in jail records as a security worker at MacDill Air Force Base.
 
Haggis McBagpipe
#2
Well you know I kind of wondered about that as I approached the officers. "Maybe I should ask someone else," I thought. Another hit, though, removed all doubt (and remaining brain power)
 
Mogz
#3
Some peoples children...
 
Toro
#4


Florida is a wonderful place, I tell you.
 
Haggis McBagpipe
#5
Kind of reminded me of most of the hapless bad guys in Carl Hiaassen books. Maybe he's not writing fiction after all!
 

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