Dick's Burgers


B00Mer
#1
Bill Gates at Dick’s Burgers, Seattle, Washington waiting in line to place his order. When you’re worth $95 billion, casually dressed, you don’t need ‘swag’ to prove you’re ridiculously rich. He runs the largest charity in the world, & still stand in line like the rest of us, for burger, fries & Coke...that’s how real winners behave.

 
Cliffy
#2
I hear he's a lefty/liberal. Is he still your hero?
 
spaminator
+3
#3  Top Rated Post
don't know that I would want to go to any fast food joints with the name dick in it.
 
Kreskin
+1
#4
The chef at Dicks is part of his plot to treasonously bring down the President with fake news. When Bill reached the window he slipped the chef some code words. The guy is an EVIL LIEBERAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
B00Mer
+1
#5
Quote: Originally Posted by Cliffy View Post

I hear he's a lefty/liberal. Is he still your hero?

Never said he was my hero, but he is going some good with his billions and charity..

Nothing wrong with that..

But he is doing out of the goodness of his heart, directly to a cause he believes in..

Not a government tax grab so some flunky punk (Trudeau) can give it to his rich Quebec friends.
 
Kreskin
#6
I do have a story. Apparently, years ago, he and Melinda went into a local antique shop (they own an Island somehwere close by). The store owner saw Melinda looking at a vase listed at $80. The owner said he'd sell it to her for $40. Supposedly Bill felt embarrased and offered him $80. He jokingly told Bill that it would be $80 for him, but it's $40 for her. Bill gave him $40, then the Gates took the shop owner out for lunch. Not sure how accurate or true but that's how it was told to me.
 
Curious Cdn
+1
#7
He is a marked contrast to an asshole like Trump, who likely has never given anyone anything, unless he profited from it somehow.
 
Gilgamesh
#8
Quote: Originally Posted by spaminator View Post

don't know that I would want to go to any fast food joints with the name dick in it.

My thought exactly
 
Kreskin
+1
#9
I would go to Dick's Burgers but not to Dick Burgers.
 
taxslave
+1
#10
Better than dick's hotdogs.
 
Blackleaf
#11
Dick burger:

 
Curious Cdn
+1
#12
That's a pretty small pickle you've got there, Kipper!
 
Blackleaf
#13
Quote: Originally Posted by Curious Cdn View Post

That's a pretty small pickle you've got there, Kipper!

I've still managed to stick it between a couple of big baps, though.
 
taxslave
+1
#14
I bet you say that to all the boyz.
 
Blackleaf
#15
Quote: Originally Posted by taxslave View Post

I bet you say that to all the boyz.

Oh, yeah. Definitely.
 
B00Mer
+1
#16
Quote: Originally Posted by taxslave View Post

I bet you say that to all the boyz.

Blackie is a real turd tapping rump rider..

He likes those big hairy baps
 
Curious Cdn
#17
Quote: Originally Posted by Blackleaf View Post

I've still managed to stick it between a couple of big baps, though.

I hope that the experience wasn't too baaaaaaad.
 
Blackleaf
#18
Quote: Originally Posted by B00Mer View Post

Blackie is a real turd tapping rump rider..

He likes those big hairy baps

"Bap" is Northern English slang for a bread roll and also a breast.
 
Danbones
#19
Quote: Originally Posted by spaminator View Post

don't know that I would want to go to any fast food joints with the name dick in it.

yeah you said it!



Quote: Originally Posted by Curious Cdn View Post

That's a pretty...pickle you've got there, Kipper!

Yes, edited...slightly.

Wapo style!
 
Curious Cdn
#20
Quote: Originally Posted by Danbones View Post

yeah you said it!

Yes, edited...slightly.

Wapo style!

You are one sick, sick, sick little puppy.
 
B00Mer
#21
Quote: Originally Posted by Blackleaf View Post

"Bap" is Northern English slang for a bread roll and also a breast.

Well here are a couple of bread rolls for you..

We call them buns on this side of the pond.

 

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