Hmmm... Tim Hortons, Hockey, the native religions and the flying spaghetti monster, secularism and humanism and the United Chursch and Rael.
Seems we're having a hart time cultivating a national religions here. Let's see if I may be able to synthesis all of this:
The flying Spaghetti Monster started the heavens and the earth, but made earth cold! But when we die, we go to Tim Horton's.. the real one, not just the restaurant. But the restaurant gives us a taste of what it will be like. The Flying spaghetti monster taught secular humanism, and wanted us to build United Churches as a way to build our communities. It's priests are Shamans, and doughnuts are the body of the son of the flying spaghetti monster. The adherents of the Canadian Faith pray worship by playing hockey in his name, and we are all awaiting the Canadian Messiah, foreseen by Rael.
How's that for a Canadian religion. I think it's time to transfer this thread from the religions section to the humour section as it's now evolved that way.
So I challenge all of you to come up with a more distinctly Canadian religion than that.
Oh, and the Canadian Constitution is the infallible word of the flying spaghetti monster, as revealed to our forefathers.
Well, here's my attempt at a truly Canadian religion. Oh and you americans on board, please participate with what you think would be the truly American religion... Mormonism?