Because their monitor doesn't fit in their pocket.
Why are they called ring tones if the sound is not made by a bell?
just like to point out that these are supposed to be dumb questions and dumb answers. Some of you are being far too intellectual.
because they enjoy complaining (this is dumb because it's definately not true)
why are cheesecakes so good? (this is a stupid question because one should never question cheesecake)
Because clean needles puncture the skin easier than dirty needles.
What happens if you listen to country music in reverse?
Because it's too sweet......
How do “Do not walk on the grass” signs get there?
You can only love your own brand!
Why does Taco Bell liquefy my colon approx 10 minutes after eating it?
Because matter cannot be destroyed, it can only be changed to another form...in this case back to its original state.
Why do people install paper rolling off the back of the roll?