Describe Trump's Hair

As best you can, and in only a few words...describe Trump's hair. I'll start...

Unwieldy squirrel carcass.

Unkempt 1970's Playboy Centerfold muff.

The Onion Loaf.

Fake News.

Are there no geeks on this site?

Clearly, it's a tribble.

Orange Toupee Fonz.

Like an oversized Rare Venomous Flannel Moth Caterpillar from a Rain forest in Peru.

Something Dems hate.

That makes Trump Kirk? Or a Klingon? I can't remember who hates them more.