A Perfect Picture

Haggis McBagpipe
#1
... of Utter Dumbassedness:

 
peapod
#2
There seems to be a few dumb asses in canada to! This morning at starbucks, a women was wearing a bush tee shirt, and she was definately a supporter. A huge fight broke out not a fist fight, but a word fight. Insults were flying left right and centre. The women actually wanted the people telling her what they thought banned from starbucks, Although she was the one with big mouth, figures since she is a bush supporter. She kind of got booed out of starbucks. It did seem strange, as its the politics of another country.
 
Haggis McBagpipe
#3
Too funny! The bloody things are leaking into our country!
 
Rick van Opbergen
#4
That girl in the front is hot ... ehm ... I mean ... bad people, bad people!
 
Diamond Sun
#5
She might be hot, but she's a republican, and an American. Two strikes, right there! (perhaps being a republican should count for two strikes on it's own, therefore she'd be at three strikes, and your out!)
 
Reverend Blair
#6
She can only have sex for purposes of procreation, Rick. Only in the missionary position, not allowed to move her hips or groan. Foreplay consists of the words, "Are you fertile," or, if you are feeling adventurous, "Hey, it's Saturday. Wanna do it?"

It's twisted and wrong, I know, but that's the way these people are. It likely explains why one of them was starting fights in Satarbuck's with Peapod's friends too. Pure sexual frustration tends to lead to violence.
 
Isengard
#7
Quote: Originally Posted by Reverend Blair

She can only have sex for purposes of procreation, Rick. Only in the missionary position, not allowed to move her hips or groan. Foreplay consists of the words, "Are you fertile," or, if you are feeling adventurous, "Hey, it's Saturday. Wanna do it?"

It's twisted and wrong, I know, but that's the way these people are. It likely explains why one of them was starting fights in Satarbuck's with Peapod's friends too. Pure sexual frustration tends to lead to violence.

HAHAHAHA! Don't date republicans! Oh and the same goes for our conservatives!!
 
Isengard
#8
In the current century you don't ask a girl if she lives with her parents to break the ice, ask her about who she did vote for!
 
peapod
#9
good one ingie :P
 
Rick van Opbergen
#10
Ehm OK, so from now on, Republicans are no-go areas ...
 
ElPolaco
#11
Want to stop 'em from coming into Canada? Set some traps and bait 'em with bacon, NASCAR tickets and ammo.
 
Haggis McBagpipe
#12
Quote: Originally Posted by ElPolaco

Want to stop 'em from coming into Canada? Set some traps and bait 'em with bacon, NASCAR tickets and ammo.

8-) Too funny!
 

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