My Corona

Tecumsehsbones
#61
Quote: Originally Posted by spaminator View Post

“We haven’t had anything like this since World War Two.”

Yeah, World War Two was a laugh a minute.
 
petros
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#62
They had Vera Lynn. When is Bouyancy going to step up?
 
Jinentonix
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#63
 
spaminator
#64
COVIDIOTS-19: 'Influencers' appear to be entitled and thick
Poor “influencer” Skye Wheatley — she’s in lockdown at her Australian mansion and doesn’t know what’s going on with this COVID-19 thing.
So our digital heroine has turned to her 629,000 Instagram followers for the straight goods because lord knows, the media aren’t covering this story at all.
Posting three photos of herself she asked: “When will coronavirus be under control? When do we think Corona Virus [sic] will be under control? Would love to know more or anything you guys know?”
But wait! Help is on the way in the shape of mom: “Have been speaking to mum she’s keeping me updated.”
“Influencer” Jessica Pinili “feels like a prisoner” in her five star hotel. INSTAGRAM
Meanwhile, another Aussie “lifestyle coach” and “influencer” took to social media to complain she’s being quarantined in a five-star hotel and it’s “worse than being a prisoner.”
Oh dear, tough times for Jessica Pinili, who splits her time between Perth and Bali.
She moaned to her 8,000 followers it was important to bring “awareness” to her dire circumstances.
“This isn’t about gratitude, this is about human rights,” Pinili wrote, adding “this alone is going to give me a corona [sic].”
 
spaminator
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#65
No one will ever notice this walking bush. TIKTOK
ONE IN THE BUSH
A British man was captured breaking quarantine when he dressed as a bush!
Nicholas Murray and Madeline Mai-Davies say they caught their neighbour attempting to breakout from isolation and captured the stunt on camera. They shared the clip on TikTok, netting more than 700,000 views on the app.
In the captured video, a bush with two legs is seen scurrying down the driveway.
“Neighbors back at it again sneaking out during lockdown,” writes Mai-Davies under the handle @maddiedavies.x. “The way he runs.”
 
spaminator
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#66
http://torontosun.com/opinion/column...uring-a-crisis
 
spaminator
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#67
http://torontosun.com/news/national/...-mail-delivery
 
spaminator
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#68
http://torontosun.com/news/world/cov...draw-criticism
 
petros
#69
An observation.

Without people working off fines doing community labour, the back lanes in Regina are getting pigged out.

The jibrats and junkies tear open garbsge bags and dump them to find bottles they cant take in right now.

I cant see those people surviving the pandemic.
 
spaminator
#70
http://torontosun.com/news/national/...-drug-shortage
 
spaminator
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#71
http://torontosun.com/news/world/sho...down-violators
 
spaminator
#72
Nurse murdered doctor-girlfriend he thought gave him COVID-19: Cops
Brad Hunter
Published:
April 2, 2020
Updated:
April 2, 2020 10:15 AM EDT
Dr. Lorena Quaranta, 27, was found dead in Messina, Sicily after boyfriend Antonio De Pace called 911 to confess to the slaying. FACEBOOK
An Italian nurse went berserk and murdered his doctor girlfriend because he believed she had infected him with COVID-19.
Cops say Lorena Quaranta, 27, was found dead in Messina, Sicily after Antonio De Pace called 911 to confess to the slaying.
Quaranta had been strangled.
The couple worked at the same hospital and Quaranta had been valiantly fighting the coronavirus pandemic on the front lines in hard-hit Italy.
De Pace was found on the floor of their shared apartment. He had slashed his wrists but is expected to recover.
He told shocked detectives: “I killed her because she gave me coronavirus.”
He thought she gave him COVID-19. She didn’t. Dr. Lorena Quaranta, 27, was found dead in Messina, Sicily after boyfriend Antonio De Pace called 911 to confess to the slaying.FACEBOOK
Officials say that early indications are that neither Quaranta nor her boyfriend were infected.
“She was a doctor who was working hard to save others. It’s such a tragedy,” a police source told local media.
Before her slaying, Quaranta had taken to social media to express her horror at news that at least 41 Italian doctors have died battling the pandemic. So far, COVID-19 has killed 12,000 people in Italy.
Calling the death tally “unacceptable,” Quaranta wrote: “Now more than ever we need to demonstrate responsibility and love for life. You must show respect for yourselves, your families and the country. You must think and remember those that dedicate their lives daily to looking after our sick.
“Let’s stick together, everyone staying at home. Let’s avoid the next one falling sick is a loved one or ourselves.”
Just one month earlier, a friend of the young doctor congratulated her on getting her medical licence: “To reach our dreams you have to work hard with determination and you are proof. I wish you to keep chasing your dreams, always live the life you always imagined. Well done! Congratulations on your brilliant graduation, doctor.”
Residents of Messina were enraged by the slaying.
One local wrote on the suspected killer’s Facebook page: “I hope you die slowly, suffering and screaming. You son of a b*888.”
bhunter@postmedia.com
@HunterTOSun

http://torontosun.com/news/world/nur...-covid-19-cops
 
taxslave
#73
Quote: Originally Posted by spaminator View Post

No one will ever notice this walking bush. TIKTOK
ONE IN THE BUSH
A British man was captured breaking quarantine when he dressed as a bush!
Nicholas Murray and Madeline Mai-Davies say they caught their neighbour attempting to breakout from isolation and captured the stunt on camera. They shared the clip on TikTok, netting more than 700,000 views on the app.
In the captured video, a bush with two legs is seen scurrying down the driveway.
“Neighbors back at it again sneaking out during lockdown,” writes Mai-Davies under the handle @maddiedavies.x. “The way he runs.”

Don't you just love nosey neighbours?
 
spaminator
#74
Here’s obtuse “influencer” Arielle Charnas. She cut the line for a COVID-19 test (she has it) and now she’s out and about in the Hamptons. INSTAGRAM
“INFLUENCERS” APPEAR TO BE IDIOTS: PART 29
A dopey Big Apple fashion “influencer” has joined the ranks of the obtuse sisterhood —and she’s getting hammered for it. Arielle Charnas took to Instagram — as you do — to boast she used her rich family’s connection to get a quick COVID-19 test.
She has it.
But rather than stay in New York City, she headed down the highway to the posh Hamptons and ignored calls to self-isolate. Many of her 1.3 million followers are appalled.
One user commented: “As a nurse, I’m super bummed you couldn’t stay quarantined for the whole 14 days past positive testing. Your privilege does not excuse you from following simple rules to contain yourself. And you influence a lot of young people.”
 
spaminator
#75
 
Blackleaf
#76
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ojrtwXqqc6g
 
spaminator
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#77
http://torontosun.com/news/world/who...ek-in-weird-85
 
spaminator
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#78
http://torontosun.com/news/world/cov...s-of-instagram
 
spaminator
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#79
they should have the maximum number of cashiers and cash registers to help get the customers out as quickly as possible.
 
IdRatherBeSkiing
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#80
I never knew "influencer" was a synonym for idiot.
 
spaminator
+1
#81
Quote: Originally Posted by IdRatherBeSkiing View Post

I never knew "influencer" was a synonym for idiot.

its scary that these are the people who will be running the world.
Last edited by spaminator; Apr 4th, 2020 at 04:54 PM..
 
IdRatherBeSkiing
#82
Quote: Originally Posted by spaminator View Post

its scary that these are the people who will be running the world.




No they won't. Far too stupid.
 
Blackleaf
#83
Quote: Originally Posted by petros View Post

They had Vera Lynn. When is Bouyancy going to step up?

Even after all these years she's still helping to lift the morale of the nation:

Dame Vera Lynn has used her 103rd birthday to call on the British public to find "moments of joy" during these "hard times".

The London-born singer marked the special occasion with a new video for her wartime classic We'll Meet Again.

It features archive footage of her performing the anthem alongside new visuals, and words tackling current themes such as the Covid-19 outbreak.



In the video, she urges the nation to "keep smiling and keep singing”.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.bbc...ussex-51981339


https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=K07LKIsDUII
 
Cliffy
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#84
Half of us are going to come out of this quarantine as amazing cooks. The other half will come out with a drinking problem.




I used to spin that toilet paper like I was on Wheel of Fortune. Now I turn it like I'm cracking a safe.




I need to practice social-distancing from the refrigerator.




Still haven't decided where to go for Easter ----- The Living Room or The Bedroom




PSA: every few days try your jeans on just to make sure they fit. Pajamas will have you believe all is well in the kingdom.




Homeschooling is going well. 2 students suspended for fighting and 1 teacher fired for drinking on the job.




I don't think anyone expected that when we changed the clocks we'd go from Standard Time to the Twilight Zone




This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat. It was obvious she thought her cat understood her. I came into my house, told my dog..... we laughed a lot.




So, after this quarantine.....will the producers of My 600 Pound Life just find me or do I find them?




My body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant lately that when I pee it cleans the toilet.




Day 5 of Homeschooling: One of these little monsters called in a bomb threat.




I'm so excited --- it's time to take out the garbage. What should I wear.




I hope the weather is good tomorrow for my trip to Puerto Backyarda. I'm getting tired of Los Livingroom.




Classified Ad: Single man with toilet paper seeks woman with hand sanitizer for good clean fun.




Day 6 of Homeschooling: My child just said "I hope I don't have the same teacher next year".... I'm offended.




Better 6 feet apart than 6 feet under.



 
spaminator
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#85
http://torontosun.com/news/world/sat...ay-quarantines
 
spaminator
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#86
 
spaminator
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#87
 
spaminator
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#88
http://torontosun.com/news/local-new...ication-supply
 
spaminator
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#89
http://torontosun.com/entertainment/...-my-generation
 
petros
#90
Lowering the Barr.