Cutting edge espionage techniques....

That is what the official Islamic Republic News Agency reported this week, that police had, ahem, "arrested" 14 squirrels on charges of espionage. something's squirrely here

well duh! The leaked training vids should have tipped us off long ago....

Shoulda known the Americans had a hand.... errr.... a paw in this

... advanced weaponry too?!

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The rodents were found near the Iranian border, allegedly equipped with eavesdropping devices, according to IRNA.
When asked to confirm the story, Esmaeel Ahmadi Moghadam, the national police chief, said, "I have heard about it, but I do not have precise information." He declined to give any more details.
IRNA said that the squirrels were discovered by intelligence services but were captured by police officers several weeks ago.

Zare are vays to make zeez zkwerrels talk....and ven ve iz kertans for all enemiees..
That's it - I'm bricking up my windows and installing steel doors against the little buggers!

Too late - they're using tiny knives to cut through my screen door! God help me*!!!


* - Proof there's no such thing as an atheist in a foxhole. Damn! I've been outed. . .

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