cortez is confirmed undercover CSIS agent


cortez
#1
haaaa

ok- this one IS true
if any of you see a SWAT team pull up in front of your house today--- i sent them
 
Said1
Free Thinker
#2
DarkBeaver is really an ex-KGB agent. Don't let him fool you into thinking he's really a innocent socialist. Ok, the socialist part is true, but he's Russian, not Canadian.
 
Zan
Green
#3
does this account fer Sassie's insistence that you are a woman? Did she blow yer cover?
 
Said1
Free Thinker
#4
 
Zan
Green
#5
I was talking to cortez...
 
Said1
Free Thinker
#6
Ooops.


Zan? Zan who?
 
Sassylassie
#7
Cortez, aka Contessa is a woman, read some of her earlier post. Yep she's a girl. She's one of us Said1, but for reasons unknown she's ashamed of her femininity. I like being female.
 
Said1
Free Thinker
#8
Oh, I know. That's why I've been cutting her so much slack. Us chicks gotta stick together.
 
Zan
Green
#9
Quote: Originally Posted by Said1

Ooops.


Zan? Zan who?

just Zan... another chick
 
Sassylassie
#10
Amen sister, come on tell the truth Contessa we will protect you from the aggressive males.
 
cortez
#11
if im a woman
im a very hairy one
 
Toro
#12
Me too.

I'm paid by the CIA.

The number one way we folks in the intelligence community find out about other spies is through confessions on Internet forums.
 
cortez
#13
duh......
 
Said1
Free Thinker
#14
Quote: Originally Posted by cortez

if im a woman
im a very hairy one

It's ok. We still love you sister.
 
cortez
#15
ok--
all these insinuations that i am a woman--
have to stop

what--- cant a guy be intelligent charming tackfull considerate caring thoughtfull and humble---- you know all those qualities that are self evident on my posts--

without someone wondering --- hey is this person a sister....
 
Said1
Free Thinker
#16
Hey. Fuhget aboot it.
 
elevennevele
#17
I can't believe I'm reading this all the way through. I must be losing my edge.

Whether Cortez is a female or not has me more stumped than anything else I've read on these forums. I guess this is how those soap operas work on tv as you wait from some kind of cliffhanger.
 
Gilgamesh
#18
Quote: Originally Posted by elevennevele View Post

I can't believe I'm reading this all the way through. I must be losing my edge.

Whether Cortez is a female or not has me more stumped than anything else I've read on these forums. I guess this is how those soap operas work on tv as you wait from some kind of cliffhanger.

Why would her gender matter?

The intelligence level on this forum continues to sink.
 
IdRatherBeSkiing
#19
Quote: Originally Posted by Gilgamesh View Post

Why would her gender matter?

The intelligence level on this forum continues to sink.


APRIL 1st --- 2006.
 

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