Global Warming: still the ‘Greatest Scam in History’


JLM
#2011
Quote: Originally Posted by Curious Cdn View Post

No, I aimed at JLM, shame on me.
Anyway, arithmetic is a difficult thing for about 0.02% of us.


Speak for yourself- I can generally stumble my way through elementary arithmetic and sometimes through the theorems of Pythagoras and Euclid...…………………….so f**K off!
 
MHz
#2012
Quote: Originally Posted by Ron in Regina View Post

Take your calculator and type in the number "1" and then divide that by "50" & what number do you get?

multiply the small number by 100 and divide by the larger number, . . . . . I see where I fuked up, 2% = 2/100. My bad, the decimal did me in, . . . cough. lol
 
Curious Cdn
#2013
Quote: Originally Posted by JLM View Post

Speak for yourself- I can generally stumble my way through elementary arithmetic and sometimes through the theorems of Pythagoras and Euclid...…………………….so f**K off!

I am the very model of a modern Major-General,
I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical,
From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical;
I'm very well acquainted too with matters mathematical,
I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical,
About binomial theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news---
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse.

I'm very good at integral and differential calculus,
I know the scientific names of beings animalculous;
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Major-General.

I know our mythic history, King Arthur's and Sir Caradoc's,
I answer hard acrostics, I've a pretty taste for paradox,
I quote in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus,
In conics I can floor peculiarities parablous.
I can tell undoubted Raphaels from Gerard Dows and Zoffanies,
I know the croaking chorus from the Frogs of Aristophanes,
Then I can hum a fugue of which I've heard the music's din afore,
And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense Pinafore.

Then I can write a washing bill in Balylonic cuneiform,
And tell you every detail of Caractacus's uniform;
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Major-General.

In fact, when I know what is meant by "mamelon" and "ravelin",
When I can tell at sight a chassepôt rifle from a javelin,
When such affairs as sorties and surprises I'm more wary at,
And when I know precisely what is meant by "commissariat",
When I have learnt what progress has been made in modern gunnery,
When I know more of tactics than a novice in a nunnery:
In short, when I've a smattering of elemental strategy,
You'll say a better Major-General has never sat a gee---

For my military knowledge, though I'm plucky and adventury,
Has only been brought down to the beginning of the century;
But still in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Major-General.
 
JLM
#2014
Quote: Originally Posted by Curious Cdn View Post

I am the very model of a modern Major-General,
I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical,
From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical;
I'm very well acquainted too with matters mathematical,
I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical,
About binomial theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news---
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse.

I'm very good at integral and differential calculus,
I know the scientific names of beings animalculous;
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Major-General.

I know our mythic history, King Arthur's and Sir Caradoc's,
I answer hard acrostics, I've a pretty taste for paradox,
I quote in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus,
In conics I can floor peculiarities parablous.
I can tell undoubted Raphaels from Gerard Dows and Zoffanies,
I know the croaking chorus from the Frogs of Aristophanes,
Then I can hum a fugue of which I've heard the music's din afore,
And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense Pinafore.

Then I can write a washing bill in Balylonic cuneiform,
And tell you every detail of Caractacus's uniform;
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Major-General.

In fact, when I know what is meant by "mamelon" and "ravelin",
When I can tell at sight a chassepôt rifle from a javelin,
When such affairs as sorties and surprises I'm more wary at,
And when I know precisely what is meant by "commissariat",
When I have learnt what progress has been made in modern gunnery,
When I know more of tactics than a novice in a nunnery:
In short, when I've a smattering of elemental strategy,
You'll say a better Major-General has never sat a gee---

For my military knowledge, though I'm plucky and adventury,
Has only been brought down to the beginning of the century;
But still in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Major-General.


There was another Asshole on this forum years ago with the Nom de plume of Sir Rupert Murgatroyd.
 
Curious Cdn
#2015
Quote: Originally Posted by JLM View Post

There was another Asshole on this forum years ago with the Nom de plume of Sir Rupert Murgatroyd.

There was yet another senile one calling himself JLM.
 
JLM
#2016
Quote: Originally Posted by Curious Cdn View Post

There was yet another senile one calling himself JLM.


I have broad shoulders if it makes you feel better!
 
Cliffy
#2017
 
JLM
#2018
Quote: Originally Posted by Cliffy View Post


So where do you suggest he gets his education?
 
MHz
#2019
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tb5HhFhNmVI
Magical Egypt

Desert regions disappear as the rains move in.
 
MHz
#2020
Quote: Originally Posted by JLM View Post

So where do you suggest he gets his education?

I know the right horse for the 'Why you should not stand behind a horse.' lesson.
 
Cliffy
#2021







 
petros
+1
#2022
Is Mama Gaia funded by US "Big Oil" like those who feed you anti-Canadian industry disinformation?
 
MHz
#2023
Just what the world needs, a supreme being who can't give us any advice other than saying, 'That didn't work out too well did it.' after the fact.
 

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