No Excuse Sunday

quandary121
#1
No Excuse Sunday

Quote:

To make it possible for everyone to attend church next Sunday, we are
going to have a special "No Excuse Sunday".

Cots will be placed in the foyer for those who say, "Sunday is my only day to sleep in."

There will be a special section with lounge chairs who feel that our pews are too hard.

Eye drops will be available for those with tired eyes from watching T.V. late Saturday night.

We will have steel helmets for those who say " The roof would cave in if I ever came to church."

Blankets will be furnished for those who think the church is too cold and fans for those who say it is too hot.

Score cards will be available for those who wish to list the hypocrites present.

Relatives and friends will be in attendance for those who can't go to church and cook dinner, too.

We will distribute "Stamp Out Stewardship" buttons for those who feel that church is always asking for money.

One section will be devoted to trees and grass for those who like to seek God in nature.

Doctors and nurses will be in attendance for those who plan to be sick on Sunday.

The sanctuary will be decorated with both Christmas poinsettias and Easter lilies for those who never have seen the church without them.

We will provide hearing aids for those who can't hear the preacher and cotton for those who say he is to loud.

by Unknown

I have great faith
in Unknown
he/she is so

perfect..
quandary121

ENJOY
 
karrie
#2
"Cots will be placed in the foyer for those who say, "Sunday is my only day to sleep in.""

Oh my... I didn't realize they'd want to see my hubby and I 'sleeping in' like we do on Sunday mornings... least of all in the foyer.
 
quandary121
#3
Quote: Originally Posted by karrie View Post

"Cots will be placed in the foyer for those who say, "Sunday is my only day to sleep in.""

Oh my... I didn't realize they'd want to see my hubby and I 'sleeping in' like we do on Sunday mornings... least of all in the foyer.


This STEEL helmets too Tight ...!!!!!
cant get if off now jeez...
 
Kreskin
#4
Can't make it. I have to change the oil in my car. Sorry, maybe next time.
 
quandary121
#5
Quote: Originally Posted by Kreskin View Post

Can't make it. I have to change the oil in my car. Sorry, maybe next time.

Just send us some of your Relatives and friends that should cover you ok..
 
Kreskin
#6
Quote: Originally Posted by quandary121 View Post

Just send us some of your Relatives and friends that should cover you ok..

You already have them.
 
quandary121
#7
Quote: Originally Posted by Kreskin View Post

You already have them.

Ok your covered ,we will be expecting you next week tho,have you got a jack i can borrow this helmet tight and i got an itch.
 
talloola
#8
I'll only come if you serve porridge, with mashed bananas and blueberries, not too hot,
not too cold, but 'just' right, and a chair that's not too big, not too small, but 'just' right.
We'll have to give my husband a 'shot' to knock him out, so he doesn't know where he is,
till it's over, if that's all OK, I'm in.
 
quandary121
#9
Quote: Originally Posted by talloola View Post

I'll only come if you serve porridge, with mashed bananas and blueberries, not too hot,
not too cold, but 'just' right, and a chair that's not too big, not too small, but 'just' right.
We'll have to give my husband a 'shot' to knock him out, so he doesn't know where he is,
till it's over, if that's all OK, I'm in.

Lovely bubbly here's your husbands steel helmet case he wakes... bananas and blueberries too the right..please walk carefully past the trees and grass section, i think its raining again, and they are all naked ,avert your eyes if your easily disturbed..
 

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