Man caught masturbating while texting and driving


spaminator
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Man caught masturbating while texting and driving
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First posted: Thursday, December 19, 2013 11:58 AM EST | Updated: Thursday, December 19, 2013 12:11 PM EST
A British man caught masturbating while driving his car naked during a steamy text-messaging session has been fined and ordered to do community service.
Another driver spotted Neal Marshall, 49, touching himself on Aug. 8 and called police with Marshall's licence plate, the Chester Chronicle reported. When police contacted Marshall, he told police he had "no comment."
His lawyer Adrian Evans said the case is "bizarre" but Marshall simply got "carried away" while messaging another person. Evans said Marshall never intended for anyone to see what he was doing.
"This does not excuse his actions, but it goes a way to explain why he was seen doing it," Evans said.
Marshall, who lives in Cheshire, pleaded guilty Wednesday to a charge of outraging public decency. He was also ordered to do community service in 2008 for the same charge.
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Tecumsehsbones
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Those who can't multitask are jealous of those who can.
 
Blackleaf
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And men are better at multitasking than women are, just as we are better than them at most things.
 
BaalsTears
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British men are the best in the world at masturbation and texting simultaneously. Isn't that right BL?
 
Sal
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Quote:

He was also ordered to do community service in 2008 for the same charge.

so he really is a jerk

beat ya spammy
 
spaminator
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he got himself into a sticky situation.
 
SLM
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Quote: Originally Posted by Blackleaf View Post

And men are better at multitasking than women are, just as we are better than them at most things.

And that is just one of many reasons why you don't get laid.
 
Sal
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Quote: Originally Posted by Blackleaf View Post

And men are better at multitasking than women are, just as we are better than them at most things.

right again Blackie... hold fast to that idea
 
SLM
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Quote: Originally Posted by spaminator View Post

he got himself into a sticky situation.

Winner and still pun champion....sorry Sal!
 
Goober
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Quote: Originally Posted by Blackleaf View Post

And men are better at multitasking than women are, just as we are better than them at most things.

So you have a sock puppet I see.
Probably British wool.
 
Sal
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Quote: Originally Posted by SLM View Post

Winner and still pun champion....sorry Sal!

I know, I tried but spam's the champ man...the jerk was pretty good though
 
Ron in Regina
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Talk about Driver Distraction. I wonder if the community service is due to
the cell phone use while driving or the wanking???
 
SLM
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Quote: Originally Posted by Sal View Post

I know, I tried but spam's the champ man...the jerk was pretty good though

It was at that.
 
Goober
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Quote: Originally Posted by spaminator View Post

he got himself into a sticky situation.

Never in the wicket- Like BL - Always the handmaiden.
 
SLM
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Quote: Originally Posted by Ron in Regina View Post

Talk about Driver Distraction. I wonder if the community service is due to
the cell phone use while driving or the wanking???

If he was wanking and texting....what was he steering with?
 
Sal
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Quote: Originally Posted by SLM View Post

If he was wanking and texting....what was he steering with?

the largest middle finger...pffffffffffffffft
 
Goober
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Quote: Originally Posted by SLM View Post

If he was wanking and texting....what was he steering with?

His nose knows.
 
Ron in Regina
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Quote: Originally Posted by SLM View Post

If he was wanking and texting....what was he steering with?

ohhhh.....Good Question!!!!! Hopefully his knee.
 
SLM
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Quote: Originally Posted by Ron in Regina View Post

ohhhh.....Good Question!!!!! Hopefully his knee.

Let's pray that it was. Other options are.....disturbing.
 
eh1eh
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That's outrageous. You should never impede masturbation by texting.
 
Goober
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Quote: Originally Posted by eh1eh View Post

That's outrageous. You should never impede masturbation by texting.

Is that what they mean by sexting???????
 
WLDB
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He got off easy. No pun intended, but i do like it.
 
Sal
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Quote: Originally Posted by WLDB View Post

He got off easy. No pun intended, but i do like it.

yeah it was pretty good
 
Goober
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Quote: Originally Posted by WLDB View Post

He got off easy. No pun intended, but i do like it.

Yeah, he was trigger happy.
 
Cliffy
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Quote: Originally Posted by eh1eh View Post

That's outrageous. You should never impede masturbation by texting.

Its kinda like one hand saying to the other, "Are you done yet?"
 
BaalsTears
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I wonder which hand Blackleaf uses to text? That leaves one hand free while he drives with his knees.


I would like to apologize to BL for being so rude, but I couldn't help myself.
 
Goober
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Quote: Originally Posted by Cliffy View Post

Its kinda like one hand saying to the other, "Are you done yet?"

They would be using sign language, right???
 
Cliffy
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Quote: Originally Posted by SLM View Post

And that is just one of many reasons why you don't get laid.

That and spending most of his time with his poofter boy friends talking about their conversations with royals (like that is anything more than a pretender's wet dream).
 
Tecumsehsbones
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Quote: Originally Posted by Cliffy View Post

That and spending most of his time with his poofter boy friends talking about their conversations with royals (like that is anything more than a pretender's wet dream).

Actually, that probably does get him laid a lot. Hanging with the poofter boyfriends, that is.
 
Blackleaf
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Quote: Originally Posted by BaalsTears View Post

British men are the best in the world at masturbation and texting simultaneously. Isn't that right BL?

Yep. That's because they've got lots of female admirers on their phones talking dirty to them.

Quote: Originally Posted by SLM View Post

And that is just one of many reasons why you don't get laid.

It's not my fault that you women can't handle the truth.

As long as I have a woman who can cook and clean and spends a longer time in the kitchen than Jona Lewie, then that's fine by me.
 

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