Driving Harms Women's Ovaries


Spade
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Saudi cleric warns driving could damage women's ovaries - CNN.com
And here I thought when competing with women for the same lane or parking spot, that driving increased their testosterone levels to the shaving point. Please lobby your provincial governments to rescind women''s licences; that simple act would reduce traffic congestion by 50%.
 
gopher
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^ this was already used on the anti-Muslim thread
 
Spade
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Sorry, I didn't know. I try to avoid the xenophobic and ethnic-hatred threads. However, women are fair game.
 
karrie
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"I don't think it will harm the campaign -- on the contrary, it will make it stronger," said Saudi columnist and author Abdullah Al-Alami.


I agree wholeheartedly. It's one thing to tell women that they should not drive for religious and social reasons. But oh boy, you want to see people do whatever the hell they please, start with insulting their intelligence.

Quote: Originally Posted by Spade View Post

Sorry, I didn't know. I try to avoid the xenophobic and ethnic-hatred threads. However, women are fair game.

Thank you for not lumping it in. There are distinct issues, and it's frustrating to try to wade into that thread.
 
petros
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Driving hurts my balls.
 
karrie
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Quote: Originally Posted by petros View Post

Driving hurts my balls.

try steering with your hands instead.
 
Christianna
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Quote: Originally Posted by karrie View Post

try steering with your hands instead.

omg lol!
 
B00Mer
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Quote: Originally Posted by Spade View Post

Saudi cleric warns driving could damage women's ovaries - CNN.com
And here I thought when competing with women for the same lane or parking spot, that driving increased their testosterone levels to the shaving point. Please lobby your provincial governments to rescind women''s licences; that simple act would reduce traffic congestion by 50%.

Personally I think this is great news.. women now have a reason to get back into the kitchen.. bare foot and pregnant..

Less women on the roads, the side walks will be much safer..



Just kidding ladies.. Raised with two older Liberal sisters.. Islam needs to join the 21st century.
 
petros
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Quote: Originally Posted by karrie View Post

try steering with your hands instead.

no cruise control too I suppose?
 
PoliticalNick
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It would seem it is ok for women to be passengers in cars, just not to actually drive them. OoooooKaaaay!!
It must be all that pressing the brake and gas pedal repeatedly that strains the ovaries. Good thing this guy went public with the danger or the human race might disappear.
 
petros
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It's driving to the UAE and having to suitcase a 26ozer of booze for their husbands that does it.
 
karrie
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Quote: Originally Posted by B00Mer View Post

.. Islam needs to join the 21st century.

Drive around Edmonton or Calgary.... Islam's not the problem, plenty of Muslim women drive.
 
hunboldt
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Quote: Originally Posted by petros View Post

It's driving to the UAE and having to suitcase a 26ozer of booze for their husbands that does it.

Interesting! Bet the empties don't go to the recyclers...
 
Tecumsehsbones
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Quote: Originally Posted by karrie View Post

try steering with your hands instead.

Pwned!
 
Spade
#15


PAWNED
Only driven by a mother-to-be to and from her gynaecologist.