$250.00 Fine For Smoking


Hoof Hearted
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#1
My buddy...outside at a Bus Terminal here in town. He actually showed the By-Law Officer his I.D. and got dinged with the huge fine.

I was smoking on Hospital property once, when a security officer asked me for I.D. to give me a ticket. I told him it was a legal product...I was outside...and told him to 'get bent', then walked away. He followed me saying..."Sir! Sir!"...but I just kept on walking and that was the end of it.

Still can't believe my knucklehead friend showed the guard his identification.
 
Hoof Hearted
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#2
Gotta laugh at the hypocrisy though...you can legally walk around stoned out of your mind, but don't you DARE light up a cigarette outside at a Bus Station or on Hospital property.

What a joke!
 
White_Unifier
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Quote: Originally Posted by Hoof Hearted View Post

My buddy...outside at a Bus Terminal here in town. He actually showed the By-Law Officer his I.D. and got dinged with the huge fine.
I was smoking on Hospital property once, when a security officer asked me for I.D. to give me a ticket. I told him it was a legal product...I was outside...and told him to 'get bent', then walked away. He followed me saying..."Sir! Sir!"...but I just kept on walking and that was the end of it.
Still can't believe my knucklehead friend showed the guard his identification.

Only 250.00? Lucky him! I'd raise the fine to a maximum of 2000.00 with proof beyond reasonable doubt of course.

Unless I'm on or in your property, your right to smoke stops at my nostrils.
 
Twin_Moose
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What makes you more entitled than the smoker? Both have rights and legality
 
Hoof Hearted
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The campaign against smokers is so vile and disingenuous it makes my head spin. You are practically branded a bad / evil person if you light up a cigarette nowadays...you are a flawed and poorly raised individual.

But oh, by the way...go toke your lungs out and you're a perfectly normal citizen of this country. Hell, the government ships the weed right to your door!
 
White_Unifier
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Quote: Originally Posted by Hoof Hearted View Post

The campaign against smokers is so vile and disingenuous it makes my head spin. You are practically branded a bad / evil person if you light up a cigarette nowadays...you are a flawed and poorly raised individual.
But oh, by the way...go toke your lungs out and you're a perfectly normal citizen of this country. Hell, the government ships the weed right to your door!

Oh I agree. We should impose a fine of up to 2000.00 for anyone who allows his marijuana smoke to waft off of his private property too.

What's so hard about chewing your tobacco or your marijuana? Why must you impose it on the rest of us by smoking it?
Last edited by White_Unifier; Jan 23rd, 2019 at 06:39 PM..
 
Hoof Hearted
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#7
Heart disease is the number one cause of illness in our country. Why do my taxes have to pay the health costs because of your love of french fries and donuts?
 
White_Unifier
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Quote: Originally Posted by Hoof Hearted View Post

Heart disease is the number one cause of illness in our country. Why do my taxes have to pay the health costs because of your love of french fries and donuts?

I totally agree. I think we should impose a tax of 1/3 of net profits on all animal husbandry businesses. It would help to pay the debt and so reduce my tax burden in the long term. Are you in?
 
Twin_Moose
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Why do you want to tax farmer's that high? Or are you abusing them and charging admission?
 
White_Unifier
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Quote: Originally Posted by Twin_Moose View Post

Why do you want to tax farmer's that high? Or are you abusing them and charging admission?

Not all farmers. Just the animal husbandry business. Now to answer the why. As per above, some of us don't want to be subsidizing others' unhealthy eating habits.
 
Twin_Moose
#11
We are in the Beef business and I don't get any subsidy for breeding cows for meat production, nor do the purebred farmers as far as I know.
 
White_Unifier
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Quote: Originally Posted by Twin_Moose View Post

We are in the Beef business and I don't get any subsidy for breeding cows for meat production, nor do the purebred farmers as far as I know.

But you're still selling cholesterol. We hve publicly-funded health care, remember?
 
Danbones
#13
I'm kinda torn between, 'OH sh!T!!! We are all gonna die!!!! EVERYBODY PARTY!!!!

and Ok everyone, just sit back in a cool dark corner for the rest of your lives and for heavensakes: DON'T MOVE!!!!

or MY taxes will go up.
 
Twin_Moose
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Quote: Originally Posted by White_Unifier View Post

But you're still selling cholesterol. We hve publicly-funded health care, remember?

That's the reason you want farmers to foot the tax bill? Farmers also grow the Organic stuff too, How long do you think you can survive without farmers?
 
MHz
#15
Pot Bars where you have to show your medical card to get in. Outside just say it was time for your meds, and then make the guard give you a light just to fuk him up. Do not pass it around, that will blow the jig.
 
MHz
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Quote: Originally Posted by White_Unifier View Post

But you're still selling cholesterol. We hve publicly-funded health care, remember?

White Vinegar is supposed to break down fat so with that T-bone use that on the salad or kick back a bottle of very dry wine and at some point a balance should be found. Use that as the new measuring line, it leaves fat behind or it removes a certain amount of fat that it finds.
 
NZDoug
#17
Not much of a fine.
20 smokes are $30 for a pack here in N Z.
Kids steal cars and smash n grab, its he only way to afford the hobby.
 
White_Unifier
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Quote: Originally Posted by Danbones View Post

I'm kinda torn between, 'OH sh!T!!! We are all gonna die!!!! EVERYBODY PARTY!!!!

and Ok everyone, just sit back in a cool dark corner for the rest of your lives and for heavensakes: DON'T MOVE!!!!

or MY taxes will go up.

I recommend bubble wrap.
 

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