Who here has used the internet?


Kreskin
#1
I was thinking of getting a computer. I've heard the internet is really informative. Anyone else see it yet?
 
Daz_Hockey
#2
I Take it ur increadibly bored......

lol
 
cortez
#3
a friend of mine said he was going to try the internet .. that was about 2 years ago ... .. he hasnt been seen since..
so i wouldt recommend it.
 
#juan
#4
It'll nevercatch on. Imagine, talking to someone by typing. Just too silly.
 
Kreskin
#5
That fruit company keeps pushing a gismo called MacIntosh. And My broker says I should buy some penny stocked called Microsoft. Ya right, like I need another micro stock in my portfolio.
 
cortez
#6
micro stocks are bull
nano tech is were its at
nanotech start ups are going to clean up--
mostly because their overhead costs are so low

umm about the fruit company-- i wouldnt trust them--- i think that window cleaning company has a better chance
 
#juan
#7
You're right Kreskin

Do people honestly think people are going to spend close to a grand to buy a machine to type at other people they don't even know? I doubt it.
 
cortez
#8
lol
right on #juan
anyone who would do that would have to be INSANE!!
 
Kreskin
#9
Juan, my buddy Willy G has his garage crammed full of electronic crap. I think he's trying to communicate with Mars or something. Weird. I keep telling him, "get a job, join a union and get on a pension plan, like the IWA, you dummy".

Cortez, what the hell does a window have to do with a funny television. Are those guys nuts?
 
cortez
#10
what does does a window have to do with a funny television...
im not sure but apparently this weird fruit company you mentioned was claiming --in a court of law --that windows have the look and feel of apples....
 
Blackleaf
#11
Quote:

I was thinking of getting a computer. I've heard the internet is really informative. Anyone else see it yet?

Of course we have. Otherwise we won't be able to answer you're question, would we?
 
Said1
#12
Quote: Originally Posted by Blackleaf

Quote:

I was thinking of getting a computer. I've heard the internet is really informative. Anyone else see it yet?

Of course we have. Otherwise we won't be able to answer you're question, would we?

 
#juan
#13
Just can't fool some people...
 
cortez
#14
Quote: Originally Posted by Blackleaf

Quote:

I was thinking of getting a computer. I've heard the internet is really informative. Anyone else see it yet?

Of course we have. Otherwise we won't be able to answer you're question, would we?

my god blackleaf!!!
i think Kreskin took me for a ride there!!!!!

while were on the subject of computers...
im going to have to ask you....


-is it true that the british make the BEST computer hardware and software
 
missile
#15
I must remember all that Up to now,I've just been calling what we are doing as "stuff"..internet does sound more official.
 
Riley
#16
Riiiiiiight.
 
Said1
#17
Quote: Originally Posted by #juan

Just can't fool some people...

To quote John Cleese "thanks for pointing out the bloody obvious". Faulty Towers, now there was a good show.
 
Sassylassie
#18
Is the internet expensive, how does one learn to use this internet thingy. Faulty Towers is a classic Said1.
 
cdn_bc_ca
#19
Quote: Originally Posted by Sassylassie

Is the internet expensive, how does one learn to use this internet thingy. Faulty Towers is a classic Said1.

No, i believe there is a little thing you can buy that you stick into your computer and it will allow you to grab the Internet right out of your neighbours house and transfer it onto your computer over the air... Then you can use this little thing on your computer with a blue E (I believe it's called Internet Explorer) which will allow you to explore the Internet... I think that's why they call it Internet Explorer... but I could be wrong. But be careful though, because I heard your computer can get STD's if you explore the dirty parts of the Internet
 
Sassylassie
#20
Ha, ha good post cnd-bc-ca. Does your moniker mean Canadian living in BC and you are a Chartered Accountant. God I'm so smart.

Speaking of dirty internet sites, I once typed in the search line: Farmer and farming oh my god is all I can say (I'm an avid gardener and I plant a veggie garden.) So I decided to type Hair Dressing and I came to a nice site where a normal conversation was taking place and about five post in it was Pure Porn. Lord love a duck I couldn't get out fast enough. The sneaky levels some of these porn sites will go to. Scary, very scary.
 
Said1
#21
Come on Sass, just about everything can be done nekkid.
 
Sassylassie
#22
I like your new aviator but I really have grown fond of the dog. I love beagles.
 
cdn_bc_ca
#23
Quote: Originally Posted by Sassylassie

Does your moniker mean Canadian living in BC and you are a Chartered Accountant.

I wish... no, the ca is Computer Axpert. oops.. no, it's Canada.
 
Sassylassie
#24
I'd rather be a computer axport than a DOS baby who really hates windows. I miss all those back slashes.
 
JonB2004
#25
Hey Sassy. DOS is kind of hard to use. Why not try Mac OS. It doesn't screw up like Windows.
 
Hawk1
#26
H e y.......Some guy told me I WAS ON THE INTERNET. Is there another one?
 
hermanntrude
#27
apparently the new computers don't even work on the tv... you have to buy a whole new one which doesnt even show the normal channels. they CALL it a monitor but it doesnt even come with pong.
 
agentkgb
#28
Ted Stevens has it all figured out. The Internets aren't trucks, he says, but rather a series of tubes.
 
s_lone
#29
WWW=666


Save your soul by staying away from that internet thing...
 

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