US To Invade Canada


missile
Conservative
#1
According to the Weekly World News[as reputable a source as Fox News],next Spring ,George Bush intends to invade us to root out all of our WMD's. Even he isn't loony enough to attack us in the Wintertime They also report that he has an,"I Love MaryJane" embarrassing tattoo on his arm.
 
Reverend Blair
#2
Maybe Bat-Boy will come and liberate us.
 
GL Schmitt
#3
Quote: Originally Posted by missile

. . . next Spring ,George Bush intends to invade us to root out all of our WMD's. . .

The PsycheWar Division of the Canadian Armed Forces are presently seeding the 49th parallel with Mayfly Eggs, as we speak.
 
missile
Conservative
#4
You can always check out the WWN on the Web..it's good for a chuckle or three.
 

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