Fun Facts Aboot Canada


B00Mer
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Curious Cdn
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If you break all of the ice off of Lake Superior on January 1st, you have exactly enough to put two cubes in every glass of every Ontarian over the age of 19.
 
B00Mer
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Quote: Originally Posted by Curious Cdn View Post

If you break all of the ice off of Lake Superior on January 1st, you have exactly enough to put two cubes in every glass of every Ontarian over the age of 19.

Time, time, time.. I'm getting dizzy
 
Curious Cdn
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Quote: Originally Posted by B00Mer View Post

Time, time, time.. I'm getting dizzy

Need more ice eh?
 
B00Mer
#5
Southern Ontario’s main corridor from the Detroit-Windsor border in the west to Quebec in the east is Highway 401, more commonly known as simply The Four-Oh-One. This 897 km stretch of…

 
B00Mer
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Quote: Originally Posted by Curious Cdn View Post

Need more ice eh?

No I need more time, the most precious commodity in the universe
 
Curious Cdn
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Quote: Originally Posted by B00Mer View Post

Southern Ontario’s main corridor from the Detroit-Windsor border in the west to Quebec in the east is Highway 401, more commonly known as simply The Four-Oh-One. This 897 km stretch of…

It is a fecking nightmare and it's like that for twenty hours a day, now.
 
NZDoug
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There has to be more than 3000 lakes unless the flooding is turning it into bigger puddles.
 
Curious Cdn
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2 million lakes in Canada including a bunch of REALLY BIG ones.
 
Jinentonix
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Quote: Originally Posted by B00Mer View Post

Southern Ontario’s main corridor from the Detroit-Windsor border in the west to Quebec in the east is Highway 401, more commonly known as simply The Four-Oh-One. This 897 km stretch of…

Except the 400 series of highways is just Ontario. The 401 ends at the Quebec border. There it turns into HWY 20. If you keep going it becomes the 720 around Montreal West and takes you right into downtown Montreal. I guess you could go on to Quebec City heading out Notre Dame St E if you want to take the much longer scenic route.
If you take the 520 cutoff instead from HWY 20, it takes you to the HWY 40 interchange which is the TransCanada, and that takes you to Quebec City.
 
Curious Cdn
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Quote: Originally Posted by Jinentonix View Post

Except the 400 series of highways is just Ontario. The 401 ends at the Quebec border. There it turns into HWY 20. If you keep going it becomes the 720 around Montreal West and takes you right into downtown Montreal.
If you take the 520 cutoff instead from HWY 20, it takes you to the HWY 40 interchange which is the TransCanada, and that takes you to Quebec City.

You get to go through the Lafontaine Tunnel.

2,000,001 lakes ...
 
B00Mer
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#12
Canadian history isn't as boring as it sounds

https://youtu.be/CBPvQRazhw8
 
NZDoug
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I say ahh bow it .
So whada bowit?
 
Curious Cdn
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Quote: Originally Posted by B00Mer View Post

Canadian history isn't as boring as it sounds
https://youtu.be/CBPvQRazhw8

We hardly ever hear Herstory.
 
Danbones
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You should learn more about Canada yorgie.

you might defect instead of being one




 
DaSleeper
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In North east Ontario Lake Temiskaming is 700 feet deep and has it's own monster which rivals the Loch Ness
The natives "Anishinaabe" call it "Mugwup"
 
MHz
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Quote: Originally Posted by Curious Cdn View Post

If you break all of the ice off of Lake Superior on January 1st, you have exactly enough to put two cubes in every glass of every Ontarian over the age of 19.

Use Hudson Bay ice and sell it Mexico by the container, that will put money into the pockets rather than ice in a glass for Canadians
 
Curious Cdn
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Quote: Originally Posted by DaSleeper View Post

In North east Ontario Lake Temiskaming is 700 feet deep and has it's own monster which rivals the Loch Ness
The natives "Anishinaabe" call it "Mugwump"

It sits on the shoreline with it's Mug on one side and it's Wump on the other.
Last edited by Curious Cdn; Jul 11th, 2019 at 09:15 PM..
 
NZDoug
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Quote: Originally Posted by MHz View Post

Use Hudson Bay ice and sell it Mexico by the container, that will put money into the pockets rather than ice in a glass for Canadians

The Mexicans could use the ice to help build the wall.
 
Danbones
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Sure...There may come a time when they may need to keep the Eskimos out.
 
NZDoug
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Quote: Originally Posted by Danbones View Post

Sure...There may come a time when they may need to keep the Eskimos out.

So much winning!
 
Curious Cdn
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Quote: Originally Posted by NZDoug View Post

So much winning!

You need to pick pay attention to your spelling!

so much "whining"
 
B00Mer
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Quote: Originally Posted by NZDoug View Post

The Mexicans could use the ice to help build the wall.

...and John Snow will defend the wall.

 
spilledthebeer
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Quote: Originally Posted by Curious Cdn View Post

It is a fecking nightmare and it's like that for twenty hours a day, now.




Hate to burst the bubble...................................


but that insane traffic jam IS IN CHINA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!


There ARE NO MOUNTAINS like that along ANY stretch of 401!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!


The highway 401/400 junction IS the biggest and busiest highway junction in North America............................


yes......................................


even ahead of anything in Los Angeles........................................... .............


and that photo above shows mountains at the edges of the photo...............................


ergo it it is NOT 401!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
MHz
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Quote: Originally Posted by NZDoug View Post

The Mexicans could use the ice to help build the wall.

I love that idea, renewable ice for the for see-able future and the water than comes off will be better tasting than the Jungle piss they are drinking now, .. . or is that desert dust?? So many different stories, . . . .

Under the 'free-trade deal' Canadians should be able to ship our old and orphans down there as it is cheaper to house them. (use the same facility, (what the hell) and like the little fox every now and then, . . . 'someone special' pops out and they can come back and works the land like the fodder they are destined to become.
 
MHz
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Quote: Originally Posted by spilledthebeer View Post

Hate to burst the bubble...................................


but that insane traffic jam IS IN CHINA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!


There ARE NO MOUNTAINS like that along ANY stretch of 401!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!


The highway 401/400 junction IS the biggest and busiest highway junction in North America............................


yes......................................


even ahead of anything in Los Angeles........................................... .............


and that photo above shows mountains at the edges of the photo...............................


ergo it it is NOT 401!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Rain and snow will cause more flooding so the rivers (Mississippi) should be 'straightened out and the banks terraced to make the flooding useful and the people can watch from 'high ground'. Goods moving north/south can use side-roads and north/south on barges.


Most people are driving around in a circle, which ones have the most goods go through it. How many tons could a northern route into Alberta do if we became the hub for the Prairies and the North and the 2nd oil line to Vancouver could make them the place tankers go and shipping containers only go to the northern port that has yet to be built and the last leg might be the 'Amazon Rail & Drone & Sub Company', formerly, . . wait for it, . . . Bombardier. Dredging a channel through 'swamp' would (be cheap and almost maintenance free)allow containers to be moved in canals and above the ice and under the ice in the winter. The world's first 'subway'. heavy underwater and high-speed above.


Not to be ignored frozen tundra and chalk are similar in that a tunnel boring machine could 'build a maze of roads in the north and keeping it frozen would be 'free' and the surface untouched except at the entrance points, that could be a rocky outcropping. A bot run diamond mine that is to run a 200 years or more would be where those things go rather than to be for getting popcorn to an Indian settlement. Chop, chop.


Bottom left to top left, 1 tank of gas, . . . ready, . . set , . . . Go!!!
Last edited by MHz; Jul 12th, 2019 at 03:57 PM..
 
spilledthebeer
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Quote: Originally Posted by MHz View Post

Rain and snow will cause more flooding so the rivers (Mississippi) should be 'straightened out and the banks terraced to make the flooding useful and the people can watch from 'high ground'. Goods moving north/south can use side-roads and north/south on barges.


Most people are driving around in a circle, which ones have the most goods go through it. How many tons could a northern route into Alberta do if we became the hub for the Prairies and the North and the 2nd oil line to Vancouver could make them the place tankers go and shipping containers only go to the northern port that has yet to be built and the last leg might be the 'Amazon Rail & Drone & Sub Company', formerly, . . wait for it, . . . Bombardier. Dredging a channel through 'swamp' would (be cheap and almost maintenance free)allow containers to be moved in canals and above the ice and under the ice in the winter. The world's first 'subway'. heavy underwater and high-speed above.


Not to be ignored frozen tundra and chalk are similar in that a tunnel boring machine could 'build a maze of roads in the north and keeping it frozen would be 'free' and the surface untouched except at the entrance points, that could be a rocky outcropping. A bot run diamond mine that is to run a 200 years or more would be where those things go rather than to be for getting popcorn to an Indian settlement. Chop, chop.


Bottom left to top left, 1 tank of gas, . . . ready, . . set , . . . Go!!!














Poor MHz............................................... ...


he babbles on in hopeless confusion........................


totally UNAWARE of the thoughts and concerns.......................................... ..


of the SANE PEOPLE around him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



And now that we have all those "returning ISIS fighters" ........


I guess we can look forward to a LOT MORE ...................


of the sort of LIE-beral sponsored CRAP described



below!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!







Here is a cautionary tale for those Cdn`s who foolishly think they can sleep snug in their beds while LIE-berals stand on guard for us-and tinker with our immigration laws. And is it not sad that the LIE-beral party has no response to any of this-except to sneer and ignore! The facts were put before the courts in 2010:

A Montreal man was found to have been collecting Quebec govt welfare cheques for almost 20 years-starting around 1990-collecting welfare for 2 decades as he traveled repeatedly across Europe to meet up with 6 men who have been killed during terror acts, or arrested and convicted of terror or been linked to global terror activities. The facts and allegations were made by Csis and RCMP in May 2010.

And wasn’t Mike Harris trying to STOP crap like this when he was premier? But was stymied by civil service Hogs who DEMAND gravy and by LIE-berals who cannot get elected without the Hog votes they buy at such great cost-for us!


Court documents show Mohamed Omary has been jobless and unemployed since his arrival in Montreal from Morocco in the early 1990`s-yet he found the cash to visit Europe repeatedly between 1993 and 1999-criss-crossing the continent to meet up with a list of Islamic terror Jihadists.

Omary-a father of FOUR-denies any involvement with terrorists-and has never been charged with any offense-not even welfare fraud! Though his brother WAS KICKED OUT of Canada on national security grounds.

During the time period 1990-2000, Omary joined a Longueuil area shooting club and learned to handle guns. He later learned how to handle AK 47 assault rifles while in Bosnia allegedly as “humanitarian worker” according to Cdn govt.

Omary`s house was searched by police in 1999 at the request of French authorities. He made visits to various countries through out Europe-staying for at least a month each time-with stays at the better hotels-including one 4 star place-no flea bag places for him! Nor cheap take out either-he ate WELL in his travels!

In 2009, Omary was arrested by Moroccan authorities at the Casablanca airport. He holds dual citizenship in both Canada and Morocco and his Cdn passport was taken from him. Omary is now suing the Cdn govt, Csis and RCMP for preventing him from coming back to Montreal for 2 years. He is suing for loss of liberty, stress and pain from family separation. In addition he is making a laugh out loud claim for LOST WAGES! One must assume he wants to be repaid all the welfare cheques he missed out on while detained in Morocco? And he claims the stress has aggravated his heart condition-you just have to love that free health care to go with the welfare!

In the 1990`s, Quebec news reporters linked Omary to an Islamic sleeper cell based in Montreal.

Sadly, its not the first time Cdn charity has been abused! Those who have seen the movie “Black Hawk Down” will remember the early scene where trucks carry sacks of grain into a Somali refugee camp. People rush the trucks and a clown with a heavy .50 calibre machine gun fires a burst and kills several people-the bodies mangled by the heavy calibre bullets. The mob freezes in terror and a thug with a bullhorn announces: “this is the food of Mohamed Farrah Aideed, and he gives it to you”! The camera pans in as people rush forward again and begin grabbing sacks of grain with assorted labels: product of Canada, product of USA, donated by United Nations, donated by Red Cross etc....Aideed has stolen this food for his own purposes-and laughs at western foolishness.

In 1990`s Somalia was not a safe place-which is why the Wife of Mohamad Farah Aideed immigrated to Ontari-owe-as a refugee naturally- and set up house keeping with roughly 10 kids. Its so hard to tell how many she really has as her hubby has a number of wives-none of our business who they are-and he has a pile of kids-we don’t need to know which kids belong to mothers actually LIVING in Canada either-its ONLY our business to PAY for them!

Former premier Mike Harris made efforts to stop welfare payments to Wife Farah Aideed and others of her type such as accused Tamil Tigers- since she so often flew back to Somalia to take part in govt ceremonies with her hubby-but naturally Hogs and LIE-berals felt Harris was picking on that poor refugee woman-just because her hubby happens to be a notorious warlord and sponsor of gangs of Somali PIRATES attacking western ships in the Red Sea and Persian Gulf!

Were we not-and are we not STILL spending OUR tax money to send warships to patrol those pirate infested seas? Anybody remember that classic old news film of a Cdn helicopter crew pushing aside a machine gun so they can unfurl a warning sign at a boat load of pirates? With the sign saying something like: “go home or we will arrest you”! No wonder Muslims don’t respect us and think we are the sucker nation of the world!

And isn`t it nice that our prime minster-that brainless Boy Justin has just restored funding to several Arab agencies with ties to terror groups Hamas and Hezbollah-so much for logic and fair and even handed dealing in volatile Middle East! Our brainless Boy apparently thinks he can save us from terror by BUYING PROTECTION!

But then Our brainless Boy is on record stating “a Cdn is a Cdn” and has just GIVEN BACK citizenship to the leader of the Toronto 18-that gang of Muslim thugs who wanted blow up Toronto stock exchange, machine gun parliament and behead the prime minister. What does a CONVICTED terrorist offer to Canada? Other than another chance for LIE-berals to BUY more Muslim votes?

Our brainless Boy has earmarked 35 million dollars for an anti Jihadist watch dog to persuade Muslims living in Canada not to hurt us. I am guessing the LIE-beral anti jihad message goes something like this: “why bother traveling to other lands to fight when you can stay here all warm and cozy in Canada and use your vote HERE to ensure that Canada finds it fate-as a MUSLIM NATION-within the coming world wide caliphate! All you have to do is keep voting LIE-beral and it shall come to pass-Cdns will eventually yield to and accept the one perfect system given by Allah-the system of Sharia Law!

LIE-berals and Muslims are like rust and like bank interest rates-they NEVER SLEEP and never let up-they just keep on eating away till there is nothing left. You can buy a new car but not a new country! Thank you LIE-berals for this social ROT you have inflicted upon us simply so you can buy votes and cling to power!
 
IdRatherBeSkiing
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https://www.thebeaverton.com/2019/04...fun-nor-facts/


1.. Everyday at 4 pm the Queen of England orders the burning of ten acres of pristine Brazilian rainforest in honour of Canada’s independence.
2. There are no famous Canadian drummers, as percussion instruments are prohibited in all of its 16 districts under penalty of death by drowning chair.
3. Canada was originally named “Upper Wisconsin”, until the “Great Massacre of Moose Jaw” in 1882.
4. Canada was founded by William Canada after his ship crash landed on the shores of Saskatchewan. Though his crew eventually died of scurvy, William was able to survive by eating and living inside their corpses.
5. 90% of all plastic in the ocean comes from single use milk bags from Ontario.
6. Every Canadian home must display at least 4 framed photographs of Celine Dion. Failure to comply may result in foreclosure and three years hard labour in the salt mines of Manitoba.
7. It is customary to greet a Canadian by saying ‘double double’ as it means both “hello” and “goodbye”, and shows respect to their unholy demon God, Horton the disemboweller.
 
spilledthebeer
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Quote: Originally Posted by IdRatherBeSkiing View Post

https://www.thebeaverton.com/2019/04...fun-nor-facts/


1.. Everyday at 4 pm the Queen of England orders the burning of ten acres of pristine Brazilian rainforest in honour of Canada’s independence.
2. There are no famous Canadian drummers, as percussion instruments are prohibited in all of its 16 districts under penalty of death by drowning chair.
3. Canada was originally named “Upper Wisconsin”, until the “Great Massacre of Moose Jaw” in 1882.
4. Canada was founded by William Canada after his ship crash landed on the shores of Saskatchewan. Though his crew eventually died of scurvy, William was able to survive by eating and living inside their corpses.
5. 90% of all plastic in the ocean comes from single use milk bags from Ontario.
6. Every Canadian home must display at least 4 framed photographs of Celine Dion. Failure to comply may result in foreclosure and three years hard labour in the salt mines of Manitoba.
7. It is customary to greet a Canadian by saying ‘double double’ as it means both “hello” and “goodbye”, and shows respect to their unholy demon God, Horton the disemboweller.




YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!


YOU SHOULD go skiing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!



It is quite clear you lack the intellectual capacity to understand the grave national THREAT................................


represented by Radical Islam!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


But dont forget to wear your helmet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Your thought process is already muddled enough...............


you could not with stand.........................


yet another collision with a tree!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



And CLEARLY you did not see the recent post here about how Russia, India and China intend to pressure.........................


immigrants to Canada that came from those countries......................................


to influence Cdn elections in favour of the Dictators!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


And there IS NO REASON not to assume that Iran and North Korea and Syria and other govts......................


are not applying exactly the same pressure on their expatriates to interfere in our elections as well!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
spilledthebeer
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Quote: Originally Posted by spilledthebeer View Post

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!


YOU SHOULD go skiing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!



It is quite clear you lack the intellectual capacity to understand the grave national THREAT................................


represented by Radical Islam!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


But dont forget to wear your helmet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Your thought process is already muddled enough...............


you could not with stand.........................


yet another collision with a tree!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



And CLEARLY you did not see the recent post here about how Russia, India and China intend to pressure.........................


immigrants to Canada that came from those countries......................................


to influence Cdn elections in favour of the Dictators!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


And there IS NO REASON not to assume that Iran and North Korea and Syria and other govts......................


are not applying exactly the same pressure on their expatriates to interfere in our elections as well!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




And.....................................


YOU DO UNDERSTAND........................................ .


that "The Beaverton" IS A COMEDY SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


With made up news designed to be FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !


It is NOT a serious news show!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

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