Europe 2016

Tecumsehsbones
#1
Well, kids, I just got back from Europe, and I tell ya, it's worse than the Old Stock Canadians' wet dreams.

No fish and chips. No Jaegerschnitzel. Not a single store without the "Halal Meats" sign. Restaurants serve only kebabs, falafel, and pizza (halal, of course).

Lines of young Arab men at the entrances to all the railway stations, waiting to group-grope any woman who's not in at least niqab, if not the full-on burqa. Any man who objects is beaten by a crowd of Arabs, then hauled away by the socialist appeaser police. Everybody is unhappy about this except the Italians, who can fake it and get in a free grope.

All the bars and pubs have been replaced by tea-and-hookah lounges. You can only buy a beer from a shady-looking guy in a long coat hanging out in an alley.

All children are forced to study the Quran. The girls all have to wear burqas, and the boys all have to wear cheap, cheesy polyester shirts and crappy jeans. No, wait. . . maybe that's the Italians.

It's hell, I tells ya. Briddin ain't getting out a second too soon, and we gotta build a wall on the Mid-Atlantic Ridge, or it's curtains!
 
Cliffy
Free Thinker
#2
White man's Karma? (do unto others as you would have them do unto you)
 
Blackleaf
#3
The best place to go for fish and chips is a chippy.

And Britain wouldn't be coming out of Europe, it'd be coming out of the EU.
 
Tecumsehsbones
+2
#4  Top Rated Post
Quote: Originally Posted by Cliffy View Post

White man's Karma? (do unto others as you would have them do unto you)

Little mixed up there, Cliffy. Karma ain't the Golden Rule.
 
Johnnny
No Party Affiliation
#5
When I was in Europe it was western Europe that was browning down. Once you hit Poland or the Czech Republic it whitened out again.
 
Ludlow
No Party Affiliation
#6
Sounds like fun . I'd rather go to a nice river in the mountains here in the states and stay in a near by village. always did want to see Ireland though. Quiet man was one of my favorite movies.
 
Retired_Can_Soldier
#7
Quote: Originally Posted by Tecumsehsbones View Post

Well, kids, I just got back from Europe, and I tell ya, it's worse than the Old Stock Canadians' wet dreams.

No fish and chips. No Jaegerschnitzel. Not a single store without the "Halal Meats" sign. Restaurants serve only kebabs, falafel, and pizza (halal, of course).

Lines of young Arab men at the entrances to all the railway stations, waiting to group-grope any woman who's not in at least niqab, if not the full-on burqa. Any man who objects is beaten by a crowd of Arabs, then hauled away by the socialist appeaser police. Everybody is unhappy about this except the Italians, who can fake it and get in a free grope.

All the bars and pubs have been replaced by tea-and-hookah lounges. You can only buy a beer from a shady-looking guy in a long coat hanging out in an alley.

All children are forced to study the Quran. The girls all have to wear burqas, and the boys all have to wear cheap, cheesy polyester shirts and crappy jeans. No, wait. . . maybe that's the Italians.

It's hell, I tells ya. Briddin ain't getting out a second too soon, and we gotta build a wall on the Mid-Atlantic Ridge, or it's curtains!

Did you have tea with Blackleaf?
 
Tecumsehsbones
+1
#8
Quote: Originally Posted by Retired_Can_Soldier View Post

Did you have tea with Blackleaf?

Nah, I'm a little dark to get into UKIP tearooms.
 
taxslave
Free Thinker
+1
#9
Quote: Originally Posted by Tecumsehsbones View Post

Little mixed up there, Cliffy. Karma ain't the Golden Rule.

cliffy is a wannabe injun. He figured out the free gubmint money thing and figured he was in.
 
Jinentonix
No Party Affiliation
#10
Quote: Originally Posted by Cliffy View Post

White man's Karma? (do unto others as you would have them do unto you)

Soooo Greece, Hungary, Romania, Denmark, Sweden, Norway, Luxembourg, Austria, the Balkans, the Baltics, etc are getting what they deserve? Huh, I guess all White people are the same to you, eh?
 
Tecumsehsbones
+1
#11
Quote: Originally Posted by Jinentonix View Post

Soooo Greece, Hungary, Romania, Denmark, Sweden, Norway, Luxembourg, Austria, the Balkans, the Baltics, etc are getting what they deserve? Huh, I guess all White people are the same to you, eh?

Well, all y'all kinda look alike. . .
 
Blackleaf
+1
#12
Quote: Originally Posted by Retired_Can_Soldier View Post

Did you have tea with Blackleaf?

I only allow respectable people onto my premises to partake in tea. I do not allow..... riffraff.
 
Curious Cdn
Conservative
#13
Quote: Originally Posted by Tecumsehsbones View Post

Well, kids, I just got back from Europe, and I tell ya, it's worse than the Old Stock Canadians' wet dreams.

No fish and chips. No Jaegerschnitzel. Not a single store without the "Halal Meats" sign. Restaurants serve only kebabs, falafel, and pizza (halal, of course).

Lines of young Arab men at the entrances to all the railway stations, waiting to group-grope any woman who's not in at least niqab, if not the full-on burqa. Any man who objects is beaten by a crowd of Arabs, then hauled away by the socialist appeaser police. Everybody is unhappy about this except the Italians, who can fake it and get in a free grope.

All the bars and pubs have been replaced by tea-and-hookah lounges. You can only buy a beer from a shady-looking guy in a long coat hanging out in an alley.

All children are forced to study the Quran. The girls all have to wear burqas, and the boys all have to wear cheap, cheesy polyester shirts and crappy jeans. No, wait. . . maybe that's the Italians.

It's hell, I tells ya. Briddin ain't getting out a second too soon, and we gotta build a wall on the Mid-Atlantic Ridge, or it's curtains!

You take your holidays in Brixton? That's like a Briton holidaying in Detroit.

Quote: Originally Posted by Blackleaf View Post

I only allow respectable people onto my premises to partake in tea. I do not allow..... riffraff.

[gay bar]
 
Blackleaf
+1
#14
Quote: Originally Posted by Curious Cdn View Post

[gay bar]

Any bar I'd run would be a gay-free one.
 
PoliticalNick
Free Thinker
+1
#15
Quote: Originally Posted by Ludlow View Post

Sounds like fun . I'd rather go to a nice river in the mountains here in the states and stay in a near by village. always did want to see Ireland though. Quiet man was one of my favorite movies.

Ireland is still lily white. Go while you can and pack your golf clubs

Quote: Originally Posted by Blackleaf View Post

I only allow respectable people onto my premises to partake in tea. I do not allow..... riffraff.

So how do you get in?

Quote: Originally Posted by Blackleaf View Post

Any bar I'd run would be a gay-free one.

I'm sure the gay community is devastated.
 
Tecumsehsbones
#16
Quote: Originally Posted by Blackleaf View Post

I only allow respectable people onto my premises to partake in tea.

That's what I said. To UKIPers, I'm a shade or two too brown to be respectable.
 
Blackleaf
+1
#17
Quote: Originally Posted by PoliticalNick View Post

So how do you get in?

I'd be allowed into my own bar. And I'm a respectable man. My grandfather had the title Esquire after his name and was a longtime, upstanding member of his local Conservative Club.


Quote:

I'm sure the gay community is devastated.

Not particularly devastated, as such, more like consumed by a powerful faux outrage, as always displayed by "minority groups" when someone, finally, puts their foot down and says: "Right, that's it. You have had your mollycoddled way at everyone else's expense for far to long and now it has to end here."

Quote: Originally Posted by Tecumsehsbones View Post

That's what I said. To UKIPers, I'm a shade or two too brown to be respectable.

Stop trying to give the impression that Ukip, who got nearly 4 million votes at the last election, are some sort of "racist" organisation. The Labour Party is Britain's most racist political party, with their thinly-veiled contempt for Jews and the white working class.
 
Johnnny
No Party Affiliation
#18
Quote: Originally Posted by PoliticalNick View Post


I'm sure the gay community is devastated.

one less d!ckhead to worry about
 
Blackleaf
+1
#19
Quote: Originally Posted by Johnnny View Post

one less d!ckhead to worry about

I wish we had less homosexual activity and other barbaric practices to worry about.
 
Tecumsehsbones
+1
#20
Quote: Originally Posted by Blackleaf View Post

Stop trying to give the impression that Ukip, who got nearly 4 million votes at the last election, are some sort of "racist" organisation. The Labour Party is Britain's most racist political party, with their thinly-veiled contempt for Jews and the white working class.

Which nicely matches the BNP and BNP-Lite attitude toward anybody who isn't a deeply inbred fish-belly white gap-toothed chinless slobbering subject of the deeply inbred fish-belly white gap-toothed chinless slobbering queen.
 
Blackleaf
#21
Quote: Originally Posted by Tecumsehsbones View Post

Which nicely matches the BNP and BNP-Lite attitude toward anybody who isn't a deeply inbred fish-belly white gap-toothed chinless slobbering subject of the deeply inbred fish-belly white gap-toothed chinless slobbering queen.

Well whether it does or doesn't is beside the point here. I'm a supporter of the United Kingdom Independence Party and the United Kingdom Independence Party is a legitimate political party which is hugely popular and is very different from the British National Party, another legitimate political party.

You also have no proof whatsoever that supporters of the British National Party are, in any way, inbred.
 
Tecumsehsbones
#22
Quote: Originally Posted by Blackleaf View Post

Well whether it does or doesn't is beside the point here. I'm a supporter of the United Kingdom Independence Party and the United Kingdom Independence Party is a legitimate political party which is hugely popular and is very different from the British National Party, another legitimate political party.

You also have no proof whatsoever that supporters of the British National Party are, in any way, inbred.

As you have just pointed out, BNP-Lite's status as an allegedly legitimate political party in no way differentiates it from BNP, which is also an allegedly legitimate political party.
 
Locutus
#23
 

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