Sign Reads "Stephen Harper Eats Babies."


the caracal kid
#1
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/servl.../National/home

Quote:

Train airs hacker's PM insult
HAYLEY MICK

From Tuesday's Globe and Mail

TORONTO A case of "electronic vandalism" mocking the Prime Minister has left a media company red-faced after a hacker tampered with advertising signs on Toronto commuter trains to read "Stephen Harper Eats Babies."

GO Transit officials promised yesterday to block further insults on its trains.

But a digital security expert said the proliferation of electronic signs that are programmed with Internet connections makes this kind of digital tampering as easy as buying a $23.95 gadget -- and more of it should be expected.

The note first popped up Thursday on one of two narrow scrolling signs that are installed in each of the rail system's 395 cars.

 
cortezzz
#2
all this is of course evading the central question--

as steven harper is a right winger
i wouldnt be surprised if he --on occasion ---boils a baby and eats it

im not saying that he does--

i just wonder....

it is possible
 
Said1
#3
Babies are good, if cooked right.
 
cortezzz
#4
yes--- they taste good
but are they good for you...

and how much.....

2-3 servings of broiled baby per day...

did you know that there is actually a kraft recipe for baby whiz casserole...
 
Said1
#5
Quote: Originally Posted by cortezzz

yes--- they taste good
but are they good for you...

and how much.....

2-3 servings of broiled baby per day...

did you know that there is actually a kraft recipe for baby whiz casserole...

If they are fed with organic grains, they are good for you, although a little dry.

And I saw the commercial for kraft baby whiz on a Wayne and Shuster special.
 
cortezzz
#6
hey wait a minute are you trying to induct me into some kind of conservative baby eating cult.....
 
Said1
#7
Just give it a chance.

Sign up now, and I"ll give you two for the price of one and a free coke.

Yes, you read that right - TWO grain fed babies for the low price of one AND a free soft drink. Hell, make it 2L.
 
cortezzz
#8
my tiny angular mouth is watering

my misshappened teeth tendrils are glistening

my bloated tongue is spastic

my belly is moaning with the

BABY HUNGER

my fists are clenched to cut my palms in desperate anticipation of tender morsels of baby meat sliding down my feeding tube

but hold the coke

ive slithered to my cellar
and pulled out a bottle of blood red wine to wash -- if not the real thing--
then.....the thought of it down

BRING ME A BABY! NOW!!
 
darkbeaver
#9
The truth is strange and funny isn't it?
 
Said1
#10
Sorry, your vote in the next election must be confirmed first.


And I'll need the five bucks (tx incl) up front. thanx.
 
Said1
#11
Quote: Originally Posted by darkbeaver

The truth is strange and funny isn't it?

You can get in on the action too.

I've only heard good things about both of you, real welcome additions to the party.
 
cortezzz
#12
Quote: Originally Posted by darkbeaver

The truth is strange and funny isn't it?

sorry beaver- im joining the conservatives

MUST EAT BABY
 
cortezzz
#13
Quote: Originally Posted by Said1

Sorry, your vote in the next election must be confirmed first.


And I'll need the five bucks (tx incl) up front. thanx.

hey

if you cant find a baby

could we eat someone else
 
darkbeaver
#14
Ya got to do what you got to do. bon apatite, don't choke on the bones.
 
Said1
#15
Don't knock it till you try it - it's the other, other, other, other white meat.

And Cortezz, eat whomever you want. However, no vote, no baby.
 
cortezzz
#16
can we eat johnny utah---
i think thats whitie meat
there would be enough for the three of us
and seeing as --its a compromise--
he not being a baby
i would only have to change my vote from the green party to the NDP
 
Said1
#17
You can't eat other members, even though your prior agreement is now void.

We can eat you though. Why, I could take Jack Layton with both hands tied behind my back.
 
fuzzylogix
#18
Just whose member are you talking about,Said 1?
 
Said1
#19
Quote: Originally Posted by fuzzylogix

Just whose member are you talking about,Said 1?

Oh, so you want Johnny Utah for yourself?
 
fuzzylogix
#20
No way!!!!!!!!! I don't eat tainted meat!!!!!!
 
Said1
#21
Aww, come on. Politics doesn't affect the flavor one bit. If you promise to treat him right, I'll let you have him, no strings attached.
 
fuzzylogix
#22
I believe he may be exhibiting early signs of Mad Cow Disease, and so thankfully, I will have to pass..... but please feel free to indulge yourself.
 
cortezzz
#23
if your interested in a light snack
eating johnny utahs brain might do
 
Said1
#24
Quote: Originally Posted by fuzzylogix

I believe he may be exhibiting early signs of Mad Cow Disease, and so thankfully, I will have to pass..... but please feel free to indulge yourself.

No thanks. He's far too young and inexperienced for my taste, he wouldn't understand all that is involved in the process of the hunt. And we don't eat other members either, it's some kind of rule.
 
fuzzylogix
#25
Two neurons held together by a prion- and one of the neurons is inhibitory! Talk about empty calories!
 
fuzzylogix
#26
Quote: Originally Posted by Said1

Quote: Originally Posted by fuzzylogix

I believe he may be exhibiting early signs of Mad Cow Disease, and so thankfully, I will have to pass..... but please feel free to indulge yourself.

No thanks. He's far too young and inexperienced for my taste, he wouldn't understand all that is involved in the process of the hunt. And we don't eat other members either, it's some kind of rule.

Well, maybe we could be like Germany where apparently you can advertise on the internet for someone who would like to be eaten.