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Kreskin
#1 Aug 26th, 2007
Ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer. The person asnwering the previous has to follow up with a new dumb question post.

Why is the driver the only club in a golf bag that needs a head cover?
 
Tonington
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Aug 26th, 2007
Quote: Originally Posted by Kreskin View Post

Why is the driver the only club in a golf bag that needs a head cover?

Because it is both the largest and longest club, most likely to get dinged.

Why do packages of hotdogs come in twelves, while the buns come in eights?
 
joltek
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Aug 26th, 2007
Here's a dumb question.

How do they grow seedless watermelons ?
 
Dreadful Nonsense
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Aug 26th, 2007
Quote: Originally Posted by Kreskin View Post

Ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer. The person asnwering the previous has to follow up with a new dumb question post.

Why is the driver the only club in a golf bag that needs a head cover?

Because it is exposed to too much sun the most doing all that driving.

Why is the putter always the last club to be used in your golf bag?
 
Kreskin
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Aug 26th, 2007
Quote: Originally Posted by Tonington View Post

Because it is both the largest and longest club, most likely to get dinged.

Why do packages of hotdogs come in twelves, while the buns come in eights?

So you can buy another 12 weiners and 16 buns to make it even.

What's the best way to cook a hotdog?
 
lone wolf
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Aug 26th, 2007
With heat....

Why do we drive on a parkway and park in a driveway?
 
wallyj
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Aug 26th, 2007
Quote: Originally Posted by lone wolf View Post

With heat....

Why do we drive on a parkway and park in a driveway?

No good reason at all. When sour cream goes bad does it get sweet?
 
Dreadful Nonsense
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Aug 26th, 2007
are not hot dogs already cooked?

and why would see what sour crean tastes like when it goes sour....I mean lets drink sour milk to see if there are any watermelon seeds in it...



Why am I'm really getting confuzzled in this thread?
 
Kreskin
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Aug 26th, 2007
Quote: Originally Posted by wallyj View Post

No good reason at all. When sour cream goes bad does it get sweet?

Yes, when sour cream goes bad it gets "good" and "sweet".

When cheese goes bad did it age to perfection too well?
 
Tonington
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Aug 26th, 2007
Quote: Originally Posted by Kreskin View Post

When cheese goes bad did it age to perfection too well?

No, not well enough.

If the plural of goose is geese, than shouldn't the plural of moose be meese?
 
Zan
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Aug 26th, 2007
It would have to be, otherwise it would be mice?

Who put the "S" in lisp?
 
Tonington
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Aug 26th, 2007
Quote: Originally Posted by Zan View Post

Who put the "S" in lisp?

Someone with a speech impediment.

Why do we call someone who supervises our kids in our absence a babysitter?
 
Kreskin
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Aug 26th, 2007
Quote: Originally Posted by Tonington View Post

Someone with a speech impediment.

Why do we call someone who supervises our kids in our absence a babysitter?

I think they do a lot of sitting "shrugs*.

If Pat Robertson was told by God to run for President why did God tell me not to vote for him?
 
lone wolf
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Aug 26th, 2007
Because to call then child care specialists means they'll want more than ten bucks a night.

Okay ... what's more than one caboose then?
 
Kreskin
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Aug 26th, 2007
Quote: Originally Posted by lone wolf View Post

Because to call then child care specilists means they'll want more than ten bucks a night.

Okay ... what's more than one caboose then?

A caboudle?
 
Curiosity
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Aug 26th, 2007
I know this is a fun place but seriously, I've always wondered how we got started saying....

"Take Care."

What does it mean?
 
Locutus
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Aug 26th, 2007
Quote: Originally Posted by Kreskin View Post

A caboudle?

"Cabeese"


What would be the volume of xylem that could be tossed by a Marmota monax?
 
Locutus
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Aug 26th, 2007
Quote: Originally Posted by Curiosity View Post

I know this is a fun place but seriously, I've always wondered how we got started saying....

"Take Care."

What does it mean?


Take off!

Why does Sally sell sea shells by the sea shore anyway?
 
Impetus
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Aug 26th, 2007
Quote: Originally Posted by Locutus View Post

Take off!

Why does Sally sell sea shells by the sea shore anyway?

Because the sea ceaseth and sufficeth us. (say that one repeatedly)

Why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?

Muz
 
Locutus
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Aug 26th, 2007
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Because the sea ceaseth and sufficeth us. (say that one repeatedly)

Why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?

Muz

Because we can.

What would be the volume of xylem that could be tossed by a Marmota monax?
 
TenPenny
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Aug 26th, 2007
Quote: Originally Posted by Locutus View Post

Because we can.

What would be the volume of xylem that could be tossed by a Marmota monax?

6.2 cords.

Why do toilets all have the flush handle on the left side?
 
Tonington
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Aug 26th, 2007
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Why do toilets all have the flush handle on the left side?

It's the right side when sitting on the toilet.

Why do some people like ketchup and tomato sauce, but not tomatoes ?
 
Locutus
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Aug 26th, 2007
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It's the right side when sitting on the toilet.

Why do some people like ketchup and tomato sauce, but not tomatoes ?

There haven't been any toes in them.

What fruit has it's seeds on the outside?
 
Kreskin
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Aug 26th, 2007
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There haven't been any toes in them.

What fruit has it's seeds on the outside?

Strawberry

What animal has it's bones outside it's skin?
 
Dreadful Nonsense
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Aug 26th, 2007
crustechan ......and i did not google that....it's prolly wrong lol...


What time is it when you don't need to know
 
Kreskin
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Aug 26th, 2007
Quote: Originally Posted by DocDred View Post

crustechan ......and i did not google that....it's prolly wrong lol...


What time is it when you don't need to know

Time for a bear to **** in the woods.

Why don't mods have mod haircuts?
 
Zan
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Aug 26th, 2007
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Time for a bear to **** in the woods.

Why don't mods have mod haircuts?

Hey! Those of us with hair have very mod haircuts!

How did the pepper get pickled before Peter Piper picked it?
 
shadowshiv
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Aug 26th, 2007
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Hey! Those of us with hair have very mod haircuts!

How did the pepper get pickled before Peter Piper picked it?

He sneezed on it.

Why, when a tree falls in the forest, do people care if it makes any bloody noise or not?
 
wallyj
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Aug 26th, 2007
It always makes a sound,it only makes a noise if it bothers someone and who cares anyways..................Olive oil comes from olives,corn oil from corn,where does baby oil come from?
 
triedit
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Aug 26th, 2007
Small children that get caught in the net and skinned.

Why, in tennis, the absence of any points called "Love"?
 

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