Guy has 40 balls......and snakes.......er.....no...............


Nuggler
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40 pythons found in Brantford, Ont., motel - Kitchener-Waterloo - CBC News


that's the one. 40 pythons found.

sorry, guy has only two balls - far as I know. really don't care.

ball pythons curl up into a ball when frightened.

still...................40.

40 curled up balls.

JESUS CHRIST............HELP !!!!!

RUN RUN FLEE FLEE.

all the news that's fit to print..............fer ****s sake.
 
SLM
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WTF is it with all the freaking snakes lately????
 
petros
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Quote: Originally Posted by SLM View Post

WTF is it with all the freaking snakes lately????

People are bored with zombies and vampires.
 
SLM
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Quote: Originally Posted by petros View Post

People are bored with zombies and vampires.

Then you move on to witches, werewolves and creature from the black lagoon. ! Anything but snakes! Hate freaking snakes!
 
petros
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They aren't so bad. Salamanders are freaky. Why aren't there any killer salamander movies?
 
Cliffy
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When I asked my ex why she was so terrified of snakes she said, " because the haven't got any legs!"

I said, "You know what Freud would say about that?"

She told me to F off.
 
B00Mer
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Ball Python bite - YouTube
 
Blackleaf
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What is it with Canada and snakes at the moment?
 
Cliffy
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Quote: Originally Posted by Blackleaf View Post

What is it with Canada and snakes at the moment?

P e n i s envy.
 
tay
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Paul Sizer, a guest in a neighbouring room at the motel, told CBC News that the couple had five young children with them, including a baby.

The pythons were in the care of the Brant County SPCA Friday and transported to a reptile facility somewhere in Ontario in the early evening. James would would not say where they were going.

It is illegal to own a python in Brantford.

The discovery comes after two boys were killed by an African rock python in New Brunswick earlier this month.
 
Nuggler
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Quote: Originally Posted by Blackleaf View Post

What is it with Canada and snakes at the moment?


Just some really good old fashioned fear mongering by our national broadcasting company
 
tay
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Quote: Originally Posted by Blackleaf View Post

What is it with Canada and snakes at the moment?



They've been in Canada far too long and it's time they were banished.........








 
Sal
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Quote: Originally Posted by SLM View Post

WTF is it with all the freaking snakes lately????

Always been here, they are not illegal in ottawa apparently, it's just now they are crawling out from under the rocks.
 
Nuggler
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Just took a "sober second look" at those ball pythons who curl up into a ball when frightened.

They may do that, but they could kill a child. One wrap around the neck and it's game over.

Some foks ain't got no sense, common or otherwise.

Check out the vid above of the guy trying to dislodge it from his hand. That was a kid, it would be serious.

just sayin. I don't own snakes.

Quote: Originally Posted by Sal View Post

Always been here, they are not illegal in ottawa apparently, it's just now they are crawling out from under the rocks.

If you pass by his rock, say hi to the great leader.

Tell him he's not really a ##$^$#%^%$$ son of a (*&*%$#@$#%. He's just misunderstood.
 
SLM
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Quote: Originally Posted by Sal View Post

Always been here, they are not illegal in ottawa apparently, it's just now they are crawling out from under the rocks.

Okay, I couldn't find this clip in English but I think you get the gist of it.

Ниндзя-штуки - YouTube

We may want to look into similar training.

Quote: Originally Posted by petros View Post

They aren't so bad. Salamanders are freaky. Why aren't there any killer salamander movies?

I made the mistake of Googling. You're right. They are freaky.
 
petros
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Quote: Originally Posted by SLM View Post

I made the mistake of Googling. You're right. They are freaky.

There are more salamanders than snakes in Canada.
 
SLM
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Quote: Originally Posted by petros View Post

There are more salamanders than snakes in Canada.

That's a comforting thought.

Thanks for sharing.
 
petros
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You're welcome and don't be too shocked when one pokes it's head out of the toilet to say "hello".
 
Sal
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Quote: Originally Posted by B00Mer View Post

Ball Python bite - YouTube

so that was interesting, and the "stop the video for a sec" would that be so he could smash the c rap out it to get it off of his hand...that's my guess. imagine that around your throat, yeah baby
 
L Gilbert
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Quote: Originally Posted by SLM View Post

WTF is it with all the freaking snakes lately????

Quote: Originally Posted by petros View Post

People are bored with zombies and vampires.

Yep. News media sensationalism.

Quote: Originally Posted by Sal View Post

Always been here, they are not illegal in ottawa apparently, it's just now they are crawling out from under the rocks.

Yeah, but politicians have always done that.
Real snakes are vastly more honorable.
 

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